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Brentford 4:0 Manchester United

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Sat, 13 August 2022

Slevs

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Except Ronaldo, Eriksen, and Martinez (from those who started), the remaining 8 players that started have 0 mental attributes. Crumble if a throw in doesn't go their way. I hate this squad.
 

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This squad finished second two seasons ago though. Isn’t that what people have been clinging on to? Complete fecking joke. Bottom of the table where we belong.
 

Gorse Hill Red

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Can’t see how it can get better, a team devoid of ideas, work ethic, motivation and how to simply play football at the top level.
 

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There’s a lot of players out there who should be no where near a Man Utd squad, both ability and mentally.
Really is incredible that this is the squad the club has decided to come into the season with.
 

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Un fecking real, what chance have ya got when we hand them a 2 goal start, feckin pathetic.
 

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Brentford milking beating United in the state we are in...

We are the worst team in the country. Everyone could beat us quite easily
 

Torbalan

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The owners should kneel before Rangnick and ask him to take the job again. You can clearly see the new project won't work! Ole-esque stuff.
 

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I swear to god the first one of these tw**s that comes out and says ‘We need to re-group’ :mad::mad:
 

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Bottom of the table and the 3 clubs above us have yet to play this weekend’s games.

OK it’s only the 2nd game and early doors, but it ain’t looking good.
A bottom half, if not relegation scrap is looming.


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I enjoy how these professionals get out run and out fought every single week. You know, the stuff that doesn't actually require talent or ability.
 

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A goalkeeper should inspire confidence in a team. De gea does the reverse. Worst of the lot after Bruno and fred
 

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Banter FC now, knocked Arsenal off their perch.

On the plus side, we’ve won and drawn our two second halves so far, so there’s that.
 

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I genuinely don't see the point in persisting with these guys:
  • De Gea
  • Maguire
  • Shaw
  • McTominay
No point in talking about them. We know they are garbage footballers. We know they should be nowhere near the club anymore. Just stop playing them.

Martinez is too small to be CB in the Prem in a back 4. Needs to be part of a back 3 if we want him to be successful. Sancho is jogging around not trying anything. Eriksen as a signing, what was the point? No plan on how to use him and Bruno together. On Bruno, also shite.

Thought Ronaldo, Dalot and Rashford weren't absolute garbage at the very least. Still shit, just not as bad as the rest for me.

Malacia actually did well. Should be starting every week. Just a far better player than Shaw.
 

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We’ve got a rancid group of players zero mentality, zero fight.
only 2 players walk away with even an ounce of credit today - Eriksen and Malacia
 

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It's going to get worse guys. Be prepared for it.

That was LVG esque. Think he needs a better midfield.
 

Joga Bonito

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For years our rivals have built skyscrapers and we've just been concealing cracks with lead paint on a crumbling palace where we've also stuffed the old foundations with plastic bags filled with cat shit. Yes I wrote this instead of watching the last few minutes so it's overly dramatic but still ffs.

Under Sir Alex, when we lost a previous game, I felt confident that we'd win the next one. The opposition were in trouble because the players wanted to WIN. They hated losing. So we'd go out and keep playing until the job was done. Everyone went on about Fergie Time and our late equalisers/winners but the reality was that United were just too damn stubborn to know when they had lost.

This current team, though? Five minutes into the game and things don't go perfectly? Their heads drop like fecking stones. They accept defeat because they're fecking useless. Brentford didn't even play much in that second half and we still did nothing. It was bad enough when City did it last season...

Every player needs to feck off. And the board and owners who have allowed our team to get to this point over the years and let it keep happening need to feck off as well. None of you cnuts are United. I don't even know what it means but, whatever, eat a bunch of spoons.

Biggest club in the world?! We've fallen so far behind our rivals because the club has accepted "below average" as the standard for ten years. From background staff to players we've been coasting, letting players build their "brand" and useless, clueless executives leeching a wage from the club for barely doing the minimum in their job descriptions, whilst other teams just breeze past us because they have experts in the right senior positions - which should be the real bare minimum requirement for the actual people put into those jobs.

And Liverpool are up next? feck me. Even when Liverpool were shite they were still proud of the shirt, their history, their retired legends. These fecks won't even bother. They'll just feel sorry for themselves, tell the press that it's not good enough and they must try harder, and buckle under the Scousers as soon as Salah pounces on the first misplaced pass. FFS, WE used to be their yearly Cup Final - that's how important it was for them to try and beat us, because they actually had pride. There's feck all chance of us having the same response now that the tables have turned.

Because these clowns are not Manchester United, they're Bruno8 (and whatever brand names the other players have) who just happen to play for United. If they actually gave a shit about the club they wouldn't buckle like this all of the time. feck the players. feck Murtough. feck the Glazers. feck all of them.

Bottom of the table. Exactly where this shower of shite belong.
This.
 

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There were a few things, of course, that I hoped we would get from EtH. One of them was the bollox to change the team, drop the dross and blood the kids.

It's still 4231 that just doesn't work for us, and i know that utd seemingly haven't backed him with transfers but play the kids! Please. I would take a poor season but I want the players to show some desire, some willingness to run, some fight
 

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Only one who looked like he gave a feck was Malacia. Might just be my bias though.

Stop trying to play from the back Erik. Or just come back ashore now.
Malacia.Ronaldo, Dalot and Varane all looked like they cared, everyone else stopped caring after the 3rd goal.
 

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In the wise words of Franz Beckenbauer:

"If you put all the players in a sack and punched it, whichever player you hit would deserve it."
 

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What a surprise, more or less same bunch from last season, actually feck off, fecking prick cnuts, poket wages and enjoy clean slate.
 

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cnuts like Redknapp peddling the narrative they prepared before Martinez kicked a ball, boils my blood. Ridiculous to refer to him as if he was the foremost reason we lost this game. Lazy punditry as per.
 

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1's for everyone. Tragic. Rashford, DDG, Shaw, Maguire, Fred, Bruno. Overpaid, overhyped and fecking rubbish
 

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Get the fecking owners out of the club. It's embarrassing and the match going fans need to wake up and make a stand!

Riot at Old Trafford when Liverpool come to town and make worldwide news which will make the Glazers want to sell the club
 

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Brilliant result, means the Glazers are finally done.

Maguire should never play for this club again.
Don't worry, he'll be the first name on the team sheet against Liverpool, Bailly will be sold and Martinez will be sent to the reserves.
 

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When de gea is bad, be is really bad it hurts.

martinez, welcome to the premier league, it’s a bit different there.

maguire, dalot, shaw; i hope you learn how to defend

midfield, not sure who was worse, mctominay or fred

bruno/eriksen did nothing useful

the 2 forwards were bad. Im saying 3 because i do not consider rashford played the match. Not sure he broke a sweat

the commentator on beinsports suggested each player shoulf see a psychologist, not a bad idea. They are bad, but not this bad. It’s in their heads now.

we’re rock bottom
 

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Naive going in with that midfield away from home. We struggle as it is without cover from midfield and then we play with that. Go to a back five from here on
 

Ole'sgunnarwin

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Freak result.

3 completely avoidable goals, and then our heads are gonna completely for the fourth.

DDG needs binning off. As does Maguire.

Lisandro Martinez looks like a waste of money- but then again so did a certain Serbian CB at the start of his career.
It's not a freak result at all. It's a well-deserved expected result.
 

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Look at the joy of those Brentford fans, seriously starting to think we need to go down, reset and start again
 

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Score Predictions

201,88,82
  • Man Utd win
  • Brentford win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 19% Brentford 1:2 Man Utd
  • 14% Brentford 1:1 Man Utd
  • 12% Brentford 1:3 Man Utd
  • 11% Brentford 0:2 Man Utd
  • 8% Brentford 2:1 Man Utd
  • 8% Brentford 2:0 Man Utd
  • 6% Brentford 2:2 Man Utd
  • 4% Brentford 0:3 Man Utd
  • 4% Brentford 3:1 Man Utd
  • 2% Brentford 0:1 Man Utd
  • 2% Brentford 0:4 Man Utd
  • 2% Brentford 1:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 0:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 1:4 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 5:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 2:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 3:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 0:5 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 4:1 Man Utd
  • 1% Brentford 2:4 Man Utd
  • 0% Brentford 3:2 Man Utd
Compiled from 371 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Brentford
  2. Man Utd
Possession
33% 67%
Shots
13 15
Shots on Target
7 4
Corners
8 2
Fouls
6 15

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Stuart Attwell