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2023-24 Performances

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5.0 Season Average Rating
Appearances
28
Goals
5
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4
Yellow cards
9
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1

Bobski

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Sep 5, 2017
Messages
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Don't buy ageing players who have won everything and have little to prove.
 

LARulz

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Joined
Dec 21, 2009
Messages
18,195
He is a liability on the pitch

I think he should only be maybe come on if we need to hold a game as he should then be fresh
 

DWelbz19

Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016
Joined
Oct 31, 2012
Messages
34,044
He’s so funny to watch on the pitch. That tackle at the end, ffs. Wish he played for a rival so I could really laugh
 

Cabin Clown

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Feb 4, 2019
Messages
292
He had a mare there. Play Mount instead, can't be any worse than him or Mctominay.
 

RuudTom83

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Sep 30, 2013
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5,604
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Manc
Gonna be one hell of an expensive bench player until 2027 if United can't shift him this summer.

After an hour he is running on empty.
 

Red-17

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Mar 4, 2012
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536
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Chicago
He clearly has to be carrying or protecting an injury, only thing I can imaging to explain that performance. Why Erik is playing him from the start, never mind 90 minutes is beyond me. Bruno who he moves to the left wing is forced to do defensive midfield duties and does it better than Casemiro can in the last 15 minutes so why don't we just sub him off. He was a complete passenger. The amount of Liverpool breaks that led to shots where he wasn't even in the camera frame, never mind the box was just shocking.
 

Ole'sgunnarwin

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Sep 9, 2021
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He's as bad as Rashford. He does try but completely lost his legs and gives the ball away a lot
 

NinjaZombie

Punched the air when Liverpool beat City
Joined
Dec 7, 2011
Messages
10,162
That was one of the worst performances I've ever seen. Gary Neville retired after putting up a performance like that.
 

Malone_Post

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Jul 2, 2022
Messages
879
Red-17 said:
He clearly has to be carrying or protecting an injury, only thing I can imaging to explain that performance.
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Must have been carrying an injury since last February then. Absolutely tragic signing that most predicted at the time would age like milk.
 

Dominos

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Jul 5, 2009
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Manchester
led_scholes said:
1/10

Dont know what is more pathetic. His performances and the his gone legs, or that ETH doesn't take him out.
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Gordon S said:
Just shocking, hard to find the words.
Erik is an idiot for playing him
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Always find comments like this odd considering the alternatives are Amrabat and Mctominay who the whole forum also think are shite, so the manager can't really win when it comes to team selection.

But we should do everything we can to sell them all in the summer.
 

El Zoido

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Jun 7, 2013
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12,358
Location
UK
He won't be here next season, let's just see it out. At least we had half a season out of him.
 

Walters_19_MuFc

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Sep 3, 2013
Messages
29,594
Location
Birmingham
There's no way he can be here next season.

Did well last season, and fair play to him, but he's just not that good anymore.

On the ball, he's a liability. Occasionally, he will pick out some really good passes, but his passing on the whole is erratic.

Off the ball, again, he'll occasionally put in some solid tackles, but half of the time he gets dribbled past far too easily l and dives in way too often. He also hasn't got the legs to track back when pressing high up the pitch.
 

Telsim

Full Member
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Nov 7, 2021
Messages
4,887
The most predictable thing ever. Who is the next retiree from Madrid we are getting?
 

bond19821982

Last Man Standing champion 2019/20
Joined
Oct 26, 2008
Messages
10,426
Location
Nnc
Loved that tackle. Was waiting for some aggression today. We were soft as feck. Show them some old United - Pool matches.
 

Shane88

Actually Nostradamus
Joined
Jan 12, 2011
Messages
35,239
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I don't care that it started the move that led to Mainoo's goal but that bicycle kick in midfield. You wouldn't see it in u-10s. He doesn't give a shit.
 

Delano

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Jul 7, 2016
Messages
1,513
Was he drunk? Couldn't stay on his feet and couldn't keep the ball to save his life.
 

led_scholes

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Nov 22, 2012
Messages
2,461
Dominos said:
Always find comments like this odd considering the alternatives are Amrabat and Mctominay who the whole forum also think are shite, so the manager can't really win when it comes to team selection.

But we should do everything we can to sell them all in the summer.
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Well, he can start him. But the last half an hour it was painful watching him. He couldnt even jog. Maybe he is injured?

I am not rating the others higher, but if you see that one of your players can't even run then you take him out.
 

DrRodo

Honest worker, never posts
Joined
Jun 14, 2014
Messages
2,021
Location
Chile
Totally finished at this level. He should be put on plane to the brazilian league
 

BenitoSTARR

One Minute Man
Scout
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Sep 1, 2015
Messages
13,600
If he’s playing injured and that’s what we’re getting I’d rather not have him play.
 

Malone_Post

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Jul 2, 2022
Messages
879
Shane88 said:
I don't care that it started the move that led to Mainoo's goal but that bicycle kick in midfield. You wouldn't see it in u-10s. He doesn't give a shit.
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The amount of times he just aimlessly gave the ball away, laughed, then just jogged slowly back while the rest of the team were sprinting back to cover was criminal.

Everytime the camera zooms in on him he’s smiling or laughing. He’s taking the absolute piss. One of the most dislikable mercenary players we’ve ever had. Using United as a retirement home.
 

M Bison

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Oct 26, 2015
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6,840
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In the Wilderness
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York City
Can’t believe how poor he looks, would rather any of our other CMs play there, give me McT, Eriksen, Amrabat etc any day at the moment.

Serious investment needed in the summer.
 

V.O.

Last Man Standing finalist 2019/20
Joined
Jan 12, 2019
Messages
8,024
Didn't look good again, but I think you'd need the mobility and stamina of prime Kante to not look like a complete turnstile in the mental one man midfield system we're playing this year.
 

AltiUn

likes playing with swords after fantasies
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Apr 29, 2014
Messages
23,630
Surprised he didn't see red for that challenge at the end
 

FrankDrebin

Don't call me Shirley
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Aug 25, 2019
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Police Squad
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He'll make two decent sliding tackles and he'll live off those moments for the rest of the game.
 

#07

makes new threads with tweets in the OP
Joined
Oct 25, 2010
Messages
23,320
Casemiro's use of the ball really leaves me scratching my head sometimes. It's incredible to see such an experienced player treating the ball like a live grenade.
 
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