America's favourite national pastime: Hating soccer

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I stopped reading this drivel after the first paragraph, whoever wrote this article is an absolute fecking moron. Although the biggest idiots are the ones that are actually paying her money to write this crap.
 

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I was born in Europe but spent almost my entire life in the States. The hate for "soccer" is so dumb. Americans love "American football" and basketball and yet there is tons of diving and faking injuries there. I've heard it all this past week. That football is just 90 minutes of kicking it back and forth in the midfield. They really don't understand the tactical approach and how hard it is to actually play. I had a friend come play indoor with me and he also hated on football. Completely changed his view on it once he realized that he could not even take a decent first touch :lol:

Also I love bringing this up to Americans who hate on soccer. Their reaction is hilarious.

We had a guy who was the designated dive guy," Urlacher said, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. Urlacher went on to say that a Bears coach would simulate the diving motion a swimmer makes with his arms, and the player designated as the dive guy "would get hurt."
 

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Of the two, though both are fairly temperate and border an ocean I would prefer South Carolina. San Francisco is very cool, very new meets old , great sports, great beer, great music.......I just prefer rural life and a bit of dry weather occasionally.
I live a fair distance from the ocean. Myrtle Beach is about 4 hours away and Charleston about 2 hours. In SF, I lived a block away from the bay.
 

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Sports lovers are generally won over. One of my favourite podcasts is the Dave Dameshek (NFL) Podcast. They have now done two episodes dedicated to the world cup so i wouldn't say Americans hate "soccer"
 

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They don't have to share her political views (Although I am sure a good portion of society do otherwise she wouldn't be so prevalent in the culture) or agree exactly with each point she made. The gist of what she had to say? I would say it is the majority, perhaps not to the extent of her lunacy but I'm even sure that a significant segment of society views the sport as communist/socialist and effectively reject it simply because it's foreign. The rest just don't get it, don't care to get it or so ADHD that they can't stick around long enough to get it. Of course, there are pockets of passionate fans all over the country, sometimes in the oddest places.

But for any American in here to suggest that football is making a dent in that hierarchy of sports relevance, I just find it absolutely disingenuous - it's still so far down the totem pole, even if it's moved up from it's prior position in the culture. And no, 3 years doesn't transform the culture like that

I can't remember if I shared this example before but I remember meeting my younger brother's girlfriend & family at Stanford during the WC in 2010. The parents were affluent and educated professionals from out east - they couldn't be more representative of white middle America. I think the WC was going on and to sort of get the conversation of 10 or 12 at dinner going I asked if anyone had been interested in the World Cup to which the physician father snapped 'You mean that communist sport?' before laughing it up with his entire family. Awkward. Just one isolated example of course but it mirrors things you often see in the media and among everyday people.

Which is to say nothing about those who simply are hooligans for any of their other professional sports. In theory, the US could not only embrace the sport but dominate it due to a variety of reasons, none of which compares to how sports crazed they can be - I just don't think it ever will

Ann Coulter, is that you? You stupid cow :lol:
 

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She sounds a fun female to be around.

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Why is The Baseball World Series so-called when only the U.S. are involved ?
It's not just baseball; in basketball, the NBA winners are also called World Champions. Although, to be fair, since almost no one else plays their sports, it's safe to conclude the best teams in America are also the best teams in the world lol
 

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It's not just baseball; in basketball, the NBA winners are also called World Champions. Although, to be fair, since almost no one else plays their sports, it's safe to conclude the best teams in America are also the best teams in the world lol
And also the American football.
 

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---If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.---

My great-grandfather (RIP) was born in Texas in the early 1900s. I'm as American as they come and have spoken English (and Texican) since I learned to speak.

Typical Coulter drivel.
 

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It's not just baseball; in basketball, the NBA winners are also called World Champions. Although, to be fair, since almost no one else plays their sports, it's safe to conclude the best teams in America are also the best teams in the world lol
Basketball is arguably the second biggest sport in the World.
 

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It's not just baseball; in basketball, the NBA winners are also called World Champions. Although, to be fair, since almost no one else plays their sports, it's safe to conclude the best teams in America are also the best teams in the world lol
The Spurs don't do this. They claim NBA Champions.
 

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The Spurs don't do this. They claim NBA Champions.
Spurs may not refer to themselves that way, but the media and official NBA statements etc refer to the NBA Champions as world champions every now and again, and have done so for years. Even when the NBA champions visit the White House, the President refers to them as world champions.
 

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Ann Coulter's article may be ridiculously stupid (I'm still hoping that it's at least PARTLY clickbait), but at the same time, most people who slate Americans for not liking football are just as annoying to me. You see people all the time (even on this forum) say pretentious things like "Oh the yanks just don't understand that beauty of football and are too simple minded, that's why they don't embrace it". That's honestly a load of rubbish. Sure it's the Beautiful Game and most of the world is in love with it, but it doesn't stand that anyone who doesn't like it must lack some innate understand or is too uncultured to appreciate it. Most people I know who don't like football just don't like it because they find it boring, and fair enough. The anti-football people can be dicks, but the anti-anti-football people are just as bad.
 

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Basketball is arguably the second biggest sport in the World.
It may be, and Spurs would dust any other team in the world right now, franchise or international team. That's why I don't have a problem with NBA champs being referred to as world champs, even though it's not technically correct.
 

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Funny how she doesnt mention being a free market capitalist how socialist the transfer market in american sports is.
 

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Is there an American sport that has moments you can compare with a penalty shootout like we've seen with Brazil and Chile? For both the players and fans
 

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Is there an American sport that has moments you can compare with a penalty shootout like we've seen with Brazil and Chile? For both the players and fans
Hockey has penalties to end games. The Olympics had some great endings with shootouts.

But I don't find penalties very exciting compared to teams winning in full time in football or hockey.
 

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Hockey has penalties to end games. The Olympics had some great endings with shootouts.

But I don't find penalties very exciting compared to teams winning in full time in football or hockey.
Penalties are not exciting but that nailbiting, about to shit your pants nervousness. For example in the 08 final just look for any clip of Rio Ferdinand during the shootout.
 

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Penalties are not exciting but that nailbiting, about to shit your pants nervousness. For example in the 08 final just look for any clip of Rio Ferdinand during the shootout.
Yeah, I just find open play more nailbiting. Understand the players are too tired to go on. Just think it's a shame when it happens. Also often allows the team that deserved victory less to move on.
 

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Having lived in the US for two years I have come to these conclusions:

1) American sports are awful, truly. NFL is the slowest thing on earth. NBA is just a goal every twenty seconds. Baseball is hilarious - I think everyone here knows it too. Hockey is entertaining if entirely impractical.

And the sheer volume of advertising breaks and other gimmicks. It's unwatchable.

2) Soccer is way more popular than you might expect. A very solid following that is growing all the time.

Almost everyone knows the EPL. MLS is growing fast - higher attendances than NFL and NBA. Soccer is second most played sport. Massive increase in interest of 18-29 year olds. Hispanic community are 17% of population and fast growing - it is number 1 amongst this group.

3) There has been a great interest and support for the US team this year. Americans love to have fun and get behind something so no suprises here.

Great country, great people, terrible sports.