André Onana | signed for United | On a flight to NYC

[Micky Targaryen]

Made a bid on Monday
Discussed personal terms on Tuesday
We were edging closer on Wednesday
And on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
We chill on Sunday

FTFY

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Probably, going into next season as Martial main striker there's problems, unless EtH has some other plans? Striker needed first work on the rest after that.

ETH said post-match Leeds that they are working hard on signing a striker and United fans should relax.

 

[Frasbul]

He is though. His stats show he's a perfectly good keeper. For some weird reason all the focus on him being a good ball playing keeper has already created a myth that he's shit at actually saving shots

The stats really don't show that. The stats for the last CL campaign do, that is true. But that's about it. Statistically his last season at Inter in Seria A was very average. As were his Ajax seasons. I also get the impression from a simple eye test.

 

[Hester_manc]

I am not sure if Onana is an up-grade to De Gea. My impression is that De Gea is better at saving shots, which is kind of important for a goalkeeper. But Onana is clearly better with his feets.

 

[steve88]

The stats really don't show that. The stats for the last CL campaign do, that is true. But that's about it. Statistically his last season at Inter in Seria A was very average. As were his Ajax seasons. I also get the impression from a simple eye test.

So you dont rate him then, I think he will make mistakes as all players do nut he will make hod saves and his passing game will help us dominate games

 

[crossy1686]

This./

The pile on after his first error will be historic.

I’m going to wager he doesn’t make an individual error with his feet all season.

 

[OrcaFat]

I am not sure if Onana is an up-grade to De Gea. My impression is that De Gea is better at saving shots, which is kind of important for a goalkeeper. But Onana is clearly better with his feets.

I think you will remain “not sure” until you see him play for us or, more pointedly, until you’ve seen us play with him in the team.

 

[steve88]

I am not sure if Onana is an up-grade to De Gea. My impression is that De Gea is better at saving shots, which is kind of important for a goalkeeper. But Onana is clearly better with his feets.

He will be as in style of

I think you will remain “not sure” until you see him play for us or, more pointedly, until you’ve seen us play with him in the team.

Agree he may mot be as hood at shot stopping as de gea but ain't bad jinsrlf plus he will allow us to play further forward

 

[Eric_the_Red99]

I’m going to wager he doesn’t make an individual error with his feet all season.

I’ll take that bet. (Mainly because if he makes zero mistakes all season it will mean he’s not doing anything risky, which kinda defeats the purpose of a player like Onana)

 

[sepulturite]

Romano's had a 'mare. Almost as bad as that clown Di Marzio.

Jesus you have some serious hate for Romano, it's verging on weird.

 

[Real Name]

We can't seal the deal before NYSE opens.

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Dah dah dah, dah dah dah

You missed a dah

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

Onana has posted this…

https://instagram.com/stories/andreonana.24/3147713235020911537?igshid=OGIzYTJhMTRmYQ==

 

[Bastian]

Onana has posted this…

https://instagram.com/stories/andreonana.24/3147713235020911537?igshid=OGIzYTJhMTRmYQ==

For those that don't have IG, what does it say?

 

[Goku1983]

For those that don't have IG, what does it say?

Thats a strange one if hes having a medical why no here we go or club announcement thats weird

 

[jderbyshire]

For those that don't have IG, what does it say?

Picture of Onana seemingly having a medical.

 

[TsuWave]

For those that don't have IG, what does it say?

doesn't say anything - it's him on a chair seemingly undergoing exams. The implication being potential medical for a move

 

[ThanksBoss26]

For those that don't have IG, what does it say?

Looks like he’s in a medical facility.

 

[Becks_VII]

doesn't say anything - it's him on a table seemingly undergoing exams. The implication being potential medical for a move

Just the usual medical examinations returning for pre season possibly?

 

[CallyRed]

Maybe he is having his prostate checked

 

[TsuWave]

here's the post:

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

For those that don't have IG, what does it say?

Apologies. Like others have said he’s on a chair and it looks like a medical type thing is going on.

 

[FootyGirl88]

For those that don't have IG, what does it say?

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

 

[calodo2003]

Maybe he is having his prostate checked

‘Moon River…’

 

[sglowrider]

Picture of Onana seemingly having a medical.

It's not a medical. It's just him using one of those fancy recovery suits.

https://www.cnet.com/health/fitness/whats-a-normatec-the-compression-therapy-elite-athletes-love/


Instead of a massage I guess.

 

[kaku06]

here's the post:

Too laid back. Do not want.

 

[Bastian]

Picture of Onana seemingly having a medical.

doesn't say anything - it's him on a chair seemingly undergoing exams. The implication being potential medical for a move

Looks like he’s in a medical facility.

here's the post:

Apologies. Like others have said he’s on a chair and it looks like a medical type thing is going on.

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Thanks caftards. Can't remember this many replies this quickly

 

[massey]

What have they done to his feet he looks like Pingu now (

 

[Bondi77]

ETH said post-match Leeds that they are working hard on signing a striker and United fans should relax.

I did not see that in his post match interview...do you have the link?

 

[USREDEVIL]

Time to move onanana to the striker thread.

 

[Lash]

It's not a medical. It's just him using one of those fancy recovery suits.

https://www.cnet.com/health/fitness/whats-a-normatec-the-compression-therapy-elite-athletes-love/


Instead of a massage I guess.

Exactly, it's to promote blood flow for recovery. I used one before, they're pretty cool.

 

[JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo]

It might even be the ice/compression recovery. Either way its not a medical so no point getting excited.

 

[Ted Lasso]

Onana has posted this…

https://instagram.com/stories/andreonana.24/3147713235020911537?igshid=OGIzYTJhMTRmYQ==

Fck his medical. Just saw his latest formal IG post about the Onana Foundation which is an incredible NGO. Helping get pediatric surgeries to kids among other things. It looks like one of the most impactful philanthropic efforts from a footballer I've seen. I love this guy already.

https://andreonana1.com/en/foundati..._ctOCnCYo0ozeV7hdIl2et7vSkyU_yCL05hG3Pd_6GMhA

 

[TheNewEra]

It might even be the ice/compression recovery. Either way its not a medical so no point getting excited.

The normatec legs he has on are to help circulation and decrease inflammation apparently so not a medical, people get too excited

 

[mitchmouse]

Best news of the transfer window so far....

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/exclusive-man-utd-pickford-onana-30475676

 

[dwd]

Ah, good old Harry Pratt

 

[unplayable]

Best news of the transfer window so far....

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/exclusive-man-utd-pickford-onana-30475676

"Hoped to secure Pickford at a bargain 45m".

 

[BarstoolProphet]

I did not see that in his post match interview...do you have the link?

Don't have the link, saw the interview right after the match.

He said when specifically asked about signing a number 9:

"When we have news we will tell you, but we don't have at the moment. But the United fans can relax, we are working very hard on it."

 

[Ish]

"Hoped to secure Pickford at a bargain 45m".

 

[christinaa]

Maybe it's a photo of when he had the medical with Inter