[mitchmouse]

Commentators praising Musiela but just poor defending again. It would help if we took half chances

 

[Leftback99]

Based on our general standard, he's about right for us

True. He's exactly what we are.

 

[AaronRedDevil]

United just LOVE throwing money at the wrong players. Even better that our Main gk isn't even around when that other tournament begins. Feck just end me already.

 

[Adamsk7]

our best player for the last two games is the player that couldn’t get in the Spurs 11 and everyone laughed at us for signing as we didn’t have money to pay a loan fee…..

 

[peridigm]

We started so well too.

Watch their heads drop too

Regulion is really impressing me, could double as a winger even?

That is the script for United these days.

 

[Heinzesight]

Those cnuts in the VAR room need to give us something after that blunder in the first few minutes.

 

[Plant0x84]

Think I might go and watch some porn.

Might be better than watching 11 blokes getting fecked I front of a huge crowd….

 

[Stretfordender]

Did anyone expect anything other than this, wake the feck up people - sleeping giant that wont awake until those parasites are gone.

 

[Josep Dowling]

these cutback goals we constantly concede is actually crazy

Because we don’t have a decent full back. I’m amazed we didn’t look to sign a better RB. Dalot and Wan Bissaka have shown they’re not good enough for 3 years plus.

 

[Dannn411]

Why did Dalot get an extension? Utterly useless player.

 

[The Urban Goose]

Why are we playing without a midfield or a keeper?

Fisting incoming.

 

[James35]

It’s the classic ‘look great for 20 minutes, concede, then CRUMBLE’…piss take this team. Mental weaklings.

100% just a meme of a club at this point. Burnley will beat us because we can’t score and we crumble at the first sign of trouble. Plus we have a keeper who should be playing outfield instead.

 

[Licha-Vidic]

Bruno your captain

 

[astracrazy]

Really

Because Onana has transformed the way we play.

To be fair. Ball at feet he has. Just ffs don't let anyone have a shot.

 

[RedOrange]

Sell Casemiro, McTominay and Eriksen.

 

[Ollie Derbyshire]

Is reguilon our best player

Yes

 

[Dobba]

Lindelof is world class keeping his hands behind his back and watching goals go in.

People talk of Martial but how Lindelof still plays here is a mystery.

That's where Onana has caught it from!

 

[The Firestarter]

Brunitch please

 

[Godfather]

feck off Bruno. Honestly

 

[48 hours]

Awful shot

 

[Drifter]

Taibi Mk 2?

 

[Quagmire Maguire]

Only 2 goals and a couple of corners away from my bet coming in

 

[hobbers]

Casemiro is completely done.

We concede 799 cut backs a season because we dont have a midfield out of possession.

 

[ErikElevenHag]

I mean, we've created a few chances tonight directly through his calmness in possession. Something we never could've done with De Gea in goal.

But keep making a fool of yourself.

Id rather our keeper be able to save shots that are straight at him though

 

[Dec9003]

He messed up for the first but the second isn’t saveable. We’d had a positive start but are far behind now, not too dissimilar to Brighton.

 

[FreakyJim]

Dalot is a pathetic excuse of a footballer

 

[Jazz]

Hope Amrambat will play in our next match

 

[2 man midfield]

Bruno you fecking helmet, keep your head ffs

 

[evil_geko]

They had 2 shots and two goals while being shit the whole time, we actually might be cursed.

 

[calodo2003]

Hargreaves is a decent color man.

 

[groovyalbert]

This is a painful watch now

 

[Sweech]

Glad to see and hear Reguilon is doing well with you

Always liked him as a player and glad to see he may be able to have another life and shot at top level football. Hopefully the move can be made into a permanent one.

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

For someone that can do some magical things, Bruno equally shows brainless shite too

 

[Kearnkoff69]

That goal is a carbon copy of two that we conceded at Brighton. Our midfield shape is unbelievably bad. Free runners trailing the counter left totally unmarked through the middle of the pitch. Grade school stuff.

 

[Hester_manc]

Onana, I always believe is a mistake waiting to happen every game. And there we have it. We can still get De Gea in. He is a free agent

That will never happen. No manager would admit making a mistake that fast.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Look at this fecking reckless brainless Captain

 

[hellhunter]

Might be better than watching 11 blokes getting fecked I front of a huge crowd….

Don't kink shame

 

[Sylar]

I know we're missing players but there's no excuse for these players out there collapsing like this time and time again

 

[kouroux]

We need to really talk about the garbage level of our set pieces

 

[mav_9me]

Honestly I give up.

There's nothing going on. And randomly Bayern are up 2-0.

Not like Bayern are any good.