Ben Yedder | Monaco set to activate release clause?

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    Adnan Full Member

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    Just water retention. Nothing to worry about..
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    Garethw scored 25-30 goals a season as a right footed RW

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    Hopefully we keep well clear. Showing up for pre season in that shape shows a massive lack of professionalism.
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    DoomSlayer Full Member

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    Maybe Ben Yedder got ill or it's an allergic reaction. It's kind of ridiculous if it was due to negligence and laziness.
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    beergod Full Member

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    He looks like he ate both Rooney and Shaw's offseason programs. :houllier:
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    Leftback99 Full Member

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    If we must sell Lukaku (mistake in my opinion). Would this guy offer much more than Sanchez as a striker?
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    Varun Moderator Staff

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    Its still worrying because Earth's only 30% water now.
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    FujiVice Full Member

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    This was him three days ago. Couldnt have porked out that much in a few days, surely? Has to be the photo angles.
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    Adnan Full Member

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    The percentage should rise once Ben Yedder loses the water weight he's carrying.
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    Saffron New Member

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    So he needs a mobility scooter to move around. Not sure that helps his case.
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    FujiVice Full Member

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    Well have you tried walking to McDonalds in that weather?
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    Cliche Guevara Full Member

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    Ate one of them tyres.
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    DoomSlayer Full Member

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    Maybe he sent a body double to report for training.
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    Saffron New Member

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    He sent a double body.
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    ::sonny:: Full Member

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    He is fat enough
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    Organic Potatoes Full Member

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    Eaten his way out of a cake more like.
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    DoomSlayer Full Member

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    Double the body, double the goals? Probably heard that United are looking for hungry players.
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    In Rainbows Full Member

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    Black is great to hide your weight

    Don't wear white btw
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    Houdini New Member

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    That would be a fat signing!
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    Velvet Revolver Full Member

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    Black is usually slimming
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    FujiVice Full Member

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    ???
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    Velvet Revolver Full Member

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    Compare it with a Brucey in white.. hey wait a min, he is going to new castle after all!
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    Ben Cheddar :lol:
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    SquishyMcSquish Full Member

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    Been on the Higuain diet.
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    FootyGirl88

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    Omg..
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    arthurka Full Member

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    Taco and Burrito apparently isnt a healthy diet. But the Sombrero and those shoes just takes the cake..
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    Billy Blaggs Flacco of the Blaggs tribe

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    He looks like he ate both Rooney and Shaw :lol:
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    izec Full Member

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    He will be back in shape in a month' time.
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    Cloud7 Full Member

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    He’s already getting into the mindset of being the Lukaku replacement. That’s the kind of dedication we need.
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    Garethw scored 25-30 goals a season as a right footed RW

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    He shouldn’t have been that out of shape in the first place though.

    Another questionable personality that we could do without.
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    Amar__ Incredibly Nasty Man

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    On a positive note, that's probably the worst he'll ever look so every summer from now on we can say he's never looked in better shape(see Rooney's threads from 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, etc.)
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    DatIrishFella Band of Brothers, Thief

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    Ben Cheddar is a winner :lol:
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    Majima Full Member

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    In the video that was posted yesterday, you can see he's not fat. Look at 2.03-2.08. That explains the images.

    Nothing to worry about guys. :)
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    RedTiger Full Member

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    Just thinking about the standing ovations he'll get gives me butterflies.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    He's got that Mkhitaryan body frame.
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    robinvpersie New Member

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    Grobbelar knees in Central midfield?
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    DoomSlayer Full Member

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    :lol: Imagine if his agent is actually Raiola too...
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    robinvpersie New Member

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    Raiola vs Anderson in a bleep test..

    Now that's entertainment,,,, sha la la la la
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    Red_toad Full Member

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    Lukaku didn’t get back into shape for an entire season. Rooney often had similar issues. Signing a guy who’s getting on for 30 and allows himself to get completely out of shape probably isn’t the best idea.
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    devilish Juventus fan who used to support United

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    Ole wanted hungry players so Ben Yedder spent the summer training with the hungriest player in United's history aka Anderson
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    bucky Full Member

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