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Weyyyyyyyy!
High point of his season.
Mostly gossip I guess, there are rumors that Martian is on 300K a week. I refuse to believe that.
Another planet.
You wild as hell!
He should have hidden it in an inhaler.
I actually quit my job at a helium gas factory because my manager was inhaling them all day and being an arsehole. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
He's looked competent at times, certainly in cup games, and could probably play for one of those lower PL/Upper Champ clubs more regularly, if not guaranteed starter, but we ought to take things like this as a cue to (a) not overpay these players so early and associatedly (b) to actually sell some of these youngsters before their currency completely devalues (like City, Chelsea, whatever you think of the Roman-era hoarding then sell strategy) after 2 years of being around the 1st team scene, or 1 yr loan and 1 year squad, if they're not going to make the grade.
The likes of O'Shea, Brown and the rest were two levels above and seldom 1st team regulars. We ought to be aiming at ensuring any retained youngsters make that standard if they're not making us money and settling FFP issues instead..
The likes of O'Shea, Brown and the rest were two levels above and seldom 1st team regulars. We ought to be aiming at ensuring any retained youngsters make that standard if they're not making us money and settling FFP issues instead..
I can't stand him. The trio of him, Rashford and Lingard always grated on me, whenever you'd see them away from football they just looked like cretins trying to act like they were something they aren't. Like seeing 3 wannabe gangsters that have hit the lottery. I think it's the worst thing about football seeing guys like Williams become rich for doing sod all. He looks shite at u21 level these days the clown.
How do we know he wasn't sat in his car blowing up balloons for a party?
Getting strong Tory vibes from this post, particularly including Rashford in this trio.
This post is a bit mental.
Rashford for a start seems very different to them two, and them two just seem like daft young lads who never grew up not wannabe gangsters?
Doing a bit of laughing gas is hardly extortion, racketeering or criminal enterprise.
Obviously an incredibly stupid thing for a high profile athlete to be doing but jesus he hasn't knifed anyone.
Wears a chain and a hat = wannabee gangstas
I’ve got to say, I am with you on this. I was appalled when I read the initial confession, thinking To myself “what kind of a selfish, irresponsible, cnut inhales mind alternating drugs while driving on a highway at speed. Regaining consciousness in oncoming traffic and not hitting anyone, while remarkably lucky, could so very easily have killed someone, including children. That person seems like an abject danger to society, because the initial choice is so reckless, so abhorrent, that I struggle to comprehend it.
But, you know, it’s a forum. You read some stupid shit, and you just move on. Then a guy comes in saying it’s hilarious, the defence being it’s a past event, that turned out okay, so let’s all laugh. Missing the point that the initial decision is indicative of a wilful lack of judgement that endangers other people. Nothing funny about that. Not when it might give another mindless cretin the thought they can get away with dangerous gambles on other people’s lives. I can only imagine the sort of person who would find this funny is the sort of person who is probably very immature, likely doesn’t have any children, and has probably done something almost equally selfish and stupid in their lives. Ugh.
That's a weird thing to say about Rashford.
Fun game: whenever I see a moronic post like pocco's, I go to the relevant page for the player involved, go to the 'who replied' section and see what that poster has previously said about the player (or not said when the player is playing well). Never disappoints.This post is a bit mental.
Rashford for a start seems very different to them two, and them two just seem like daft young lads who never grew up not wannabe gangsters?
Doing a bit of laughing gas is hardly extortion, racketeering or criminal enterprise.
Obviously an incredibly stupid thing for a high profile athlete to be doing but jesus he hasn't knifed anyone.
This post is a bit mental.
Rashford for a start seems very different to them two, and them two just seem like daft young lads who never grew up not wannabe gangsters?
Doing a bit of laughing gas is hardly extortion, racketeering or criminal enterprise.
Obviously an incredibly stupid thing for a high profile athlete to be doing but jesus he hasn't knifed anyone.
When you see them away from football and the media, they look like tools. The three of them are regulars at local boxing events and they sit near the front row with their hoods up and wanky diamond chains that spell out their names or nicknames.
It's almost laughable to see Williams drenched in diamonds whilst looking bang average at u21 level. This club just rewards utter mediocrity.
And I mention Rashford in this because he was carrying himself in this way last season whilst he was stinking up the pitch for the previous 12-18 months. Not only that but he was trying to fight fans outside the ground if they criticised him. I don't care how many goals he scores for us, I'll never forgive him for his attitude and performances just season whilst us supporters are in the pits over how bad we were. He was an embarrassment and I bet that as soon as the going gets tough again, he will revert to type.
Sounds like fun!
young guys earning loads of money wanting to spend it and do things? the fecking horror of it
Massive overreaction here - not sure how it's even news if we're talking a bit of helium to sound funny for 20 secs. You see regular folks, even parents, doing this at kids' parties or fairs for a bit of a laugh.
It’s not helium.
It most certainly is satisfying confirming suspicions.
While this is a completely benign example, everything this idiot does points to a catastrophically low IQ
Why is he in this club again? Almost 23 and doesn't really do anything. Get rid.
Sooner or later he'll have to sell his shit bling chain to fund his food shop. Another nothing player who thinks he's a baller.
Because the usual suspect gave him a massive contract after a handful of decent performances
Hopefully the last of the JLingz wannabees coming through the academy.
Needs to go permanently this summer.
Should be celebrating City's treble like the rest of Redcafe.
Based tbh
I’d say he’s hammered drunk
Top red.
His mam makes the milkiest looking brew I've ever seen in my life.
I hate that he talks like he's some badman when he's a pretty shite footballer 
All fun and games though, if you take this too seriously then I don't know what to say. Kid will be gone in the summer regardless
All fun and games though, if you take this too seriously then I don't know what to say. Kid will be gone in the summer regardless
I dunno who you are but I know you’ve got towels for curtains
What the feck is he even on about ?
I hope so, but instinctively I'd say we have the least efficient footballing 'directorate' of any 'major' team in Europe in terms of making decisions on which players to sign, based upon our budget, overlooking opps which even casual fans could have told them were better bets than who they wnet for or who we have on the books outside of core players, and also in terms of selling (Pereira was sold too late and too cheap, particularly with no add on/resale clause). James and Garner sales were 'par' decisions but on balance we've lost out with overpricing players and/or hoarding players ill-suited to playing at top end of the league, competing in cups etc
It’s hard to translate drunk - but I think he’s saying the fact they did it second means it matters less, that Rio is a total sellout and a fake supporter who is enjoying them winning far too much, that him being drunk on Instagram is getting more attention than City winning the treble because they’re a nothing club and then he’s suggested he should have his own podcast. Oh and in between all that he did a poll asking if he should continue. All in all I’d say it has definitely been his best performance in some time.
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