Caption: Woodward and Khaldoon Al Mubarak
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Al Mubarak is dismayed at the lack of noodle parter for city.
"Why don't you touch me like this anymore?"
"Stop it, Ed"
"Stop it, Ed"
You know mate... You could really have done with someone like Wayne Rooney today....
"I thought I made myself clear after that night in Boston, Ed"
"So this is what £800m looks like"
'Wayne Rooney caught stealing camel from etihad'
Nice Richard Mille watch there!
Take my little hand
"It meant nothing, we just had a drink and one thing led to another..."
£30m and Martial for Demichelis?
"Perhaps...it is not all about money"
"Mr Khaldoon, it's Edwina, your 6pm booking, I've come dressed as Ian Hislop as you requested'
Ed and Khladoon look on apprehensively as Phil Jones and Martin Demichelis join in for the pre match warm ups...
... meanwhile, a new addition to the Manchester City youth academy watches on from above Ed's right shoulder.
... meanwhile, a new addition to the Manchester City youth academy watches on from above Ed's right shoulder.
"Listen, I'll have a think about City becoming the official Manchester United local derby competitor, but if not I'm sure we could use you to model for official watch partner catalogue"
"Just think...you could have had Kaka if Milan hadn't bottled it."
"It's okay Al, Demichelis will retire at some point."
"You're right, your triceps are bigger than Mangala's"
"Don't worry about your hands, it is amazing what they can do with prosthetics these days"
Manchester United Chairman Edward Woodward greets his City counterpart Khaldoon Al Mubarak at the Etihad stadium ahead of Sunday's Manchester derby.
" Blue ketchup? That's genius. City are a massive club."
"Look, i didn't shave either"
" Come now Kaldoon a glass of Casillero del Diablo will cheer you up"
None of us (them) wanted Louis to win. To the sponsorship think tank!
"If you need a new sponsor to cheer the fans up just let me know"
"It's okay, mate. Manchester will always be red."
"How are you supposed to react to a league win again?"
"Don't ask me."
"Don't ask me."
"Wait, don't tell me that Van gaal is also coaching you?"
"Hey...It's not your fault"
Is this where your tattoo of Kaka is?
"Pssst, how much for Demichellis?"
"Mind your watch - here comes Rooney."
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I don't mean to alarm you, but the old bloke behind us won't stop staring.
"Hey Al, I hate city"
Hahahahahahahahaha amazing. Some class replies
Hahahahahahahahaha. Some class replies