jaysus you're a gack
Complete Mental Obliteration V2
- Thread starter Hectic
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Yes, there will be others alive, but similar to you they will be trapped in the places they aren't zombies, i.e their homes or some kind of shelter.
Greeted even by the manager
TheBest said:
I mean who even says that.
what ever i say becomes part of lifestyle of people
I mean who even says that.
so be ready to get your lifestyle changed
Oh shit TheBest has finally turned up.
You aren't a home decorator TB.
i can have my car with tank full and shotgun right
Does your car currently have a full tank ?
Do you own a shotgun ?
Do you own a shotgun ?
If your car already has petrol in it, or if you have siphoned it from elsewhere, and if you either already have a shotgun, or managed to locate one. You can't just magic yourself these items, no. Remember, you are not a wizard.
TheBest is probably the only one on the caf who has to be reminded of this every day
TBwell my car right now is half full i guess
and there is no shotgun but a rifle is there
although i have never used it
and there is no shotgun but a rifle is there
although i have never used it
Liam, somehow, you are in with a chance.
I wonder how much the spectators brains are going to hurt after this battle has ended..SOmehow I have a feeling the beginning of the zombie apocalypse will be traced to this thread
i'm still planning
will take more times
studying indian maps for my mission
will take more times
studying indian maps for my mission
so there's not much point if you guys are just waiting for me
I'll definitely win, he's a moron. It's just a tricky first question. And don't discredit that statement by making an over-simplified method of how to survive. In the long run, I'll obliterate his mind.
Like I said, I rushed through it as I had to go. I'll explain a bit further now.
Basically, it's a short term plan. On land, zombies could get you, on water, they couldn't. In time, when a better plan could be formulated.
But you know what, this isn't about me saving the world, it's about me keeping myself alive.
So here: I would head west. I'd loosely follow signs to Manchester, whilst sticking to the hilly countryside. Apparently zombies aren't good with hills. Also I reckon I could lay fairly low. I reckon it would take a full day to get to sea, and I'd try collect anything I could on the way for defending myself. Not that I'd need to defend myself in such remote areas, zombies would go to the urban parts of the country, where people are. Then I'd be in the sea for a while. Yes, it'd be freezing for a while, but I reckon I'd get through it, unless I saw a ready alternative on land.
My head is in my hands.
I take it (or hope) you mean on a boat or something, not physically in the sea because you said in the sea rather than at sea because if zombies aren't good with water being surrounded by it is just as helpful as being in it... you meant physically in the sea didn't you?
My moneys on Liam to win by The best being banned for something silly
That was weird. If there wasn't a boat available, then yes, being in the seas would have to suffice.I take it (or hope) you mean on a boat or something, not physically in the sea because you said in the sea rather than at sea because if zombies aren't good with water being surrounded by it is just as helpful as being in it... you meant physically in the sea didn't you?
Anyway, I'm not answering any more until TB has, then Hectic can reveal the 'right' answer, and I'll poke a shite load of holes in it.
I mean, TheBest is obviously weird, the only person in the world who types in another person-perspective by being greeted by the crowd in some sort of past tense. I can't even work it out.
Yet Laim you still manage to lose by continuous bad planning, such as going swimming in the ocean, for hours. Where you will die of hypothermia.
Just to clarify Laim - the idea is to SURVIVE not DIE. If it was planning ways to die during a Zombie invasion you would be a stand out winner.
People would read about how died in the planning stage of the invasion through bad planning before the Zombies and be impressed.
Yet Laim you still manage to lose by continuous bad planning, such as going swimming in the ocean, for hours. Where you will die of hypothermia.
Just to clarify Laim - the idea is to SURVIVE not DIE. If it was planning ways to die during a Zombie invasion you would be a stand out winner.
People would read about how died in the planning stage of the invasion through bad planning before the Zombies and be impressed.
Nothing weird about what I was saying at all, you should be clearer with your plans Laim, how long do you think you'd last at sea? Everything you state you will do is just delaying the inevitable, I think you should have just said 'have a wank, try to ring my loved ones and find out if they have survived, if they haven't shoot myself.'
I will post by the end of the game
Err that's not the plan, the 'game' can't move on unless you answer the question and as Hectic has stated if you don't answer by midnight you will be in trouble.
The funny part is that his loved ones plan is ....
to have a wank, try and ring Liam to see if he survived, if he has....shoot themselves.
i mean by the end of utd vs basel match
which will end by midnight
Thanks I look forward to your plan.
No problem, if it goes past midnight that is fine, as long it is before tomorrow morning.
Hectic, could you forward my story to ADddzzz as I want to see what the ultimate mental champion thinks of my masterplan?
All the best to thebest & liam. Although i am guessing Liam screwed it up by committing suicide in a place completely inhabited by zombies.
Zombie by cranberries comes to mind.
Zombie by cranberries comes to mind.
shit just because of the match
I lost some part of the post i made
will right that part again
I lost some part of the post i made
will right that part again
Burrow, PM yourself. I won't bite.
I would, but I've deleted my story after sending it to Hectic 
Well that was retarded. If it's anything like you, I imagine it's right up my street.