The aim is to survive. You said I'd die if I went outside, or at least that I'd die quickly, so I have to stay inside now.
Can't move the bed, can't move the desk, can't move the wardrobe, I've already explained, I could use a mattress and a chair, which wouldn't be particularly useful for long.
You live in a shared flat do you not? So you'll have 6 desks, 6 beds, a fridge, freezer, sofa/chairs.
Yeah, ground floor, there's six in the flat, but as has been pointed out, there's a good chance that some of my flatmates would already be zombies, leaving my room in which case, would be disastrous.
Not really, securing your perimeter, is going to be your primary goal, short term.
For the short term, I suggested wood, and that got ridiculed, so that plan goes out the window.
No, not at all. You just need to make better ideas than 'go and see my friends', 'go to airport', 'go to birmingham'. How do these things take into account a zombie outbreak on the street? It's so vague, yet these are the most dangerous things to do. You might need to go outside and raid for resources or look for more secure shelter, but it needs to be outlined how you could do that, rather then non-specific trips around the country.
Right, there are two main suggestions. The first, would be to stay put. All group together, barricade ourselves in and get to the top floor. Of course, now and again, people will have to venture out for resources, as you say. But what do we defend ourselves with? Will there just be the odd zombie strolling around? In that case, we could probably just go around them. They're usually slow movers, and I'm quite nippy. If there are hoards of them, we'd need a good plan to attack them. The only things we'd have available are things you could get from a countryside i.e. bricks. Bricks wouldn't be very good, you want something you can properly go at them with, a shovel would be nice, but remember, these things would be snapped up quickly. So basically, there's very little we have to defend ourselves with.
What if I filled the water with sharks and piranha.....with lasers on their heads? Would that help?
And then it went epically down hill again. So people would what, make their way to swimming pools and die in there? Catch hyperthermia and be surrounded by zombies?
Right, all the cities within the black line, can try get to the coast, but that would be difficult. I reckon most people in Greater Manchester and West and parts of South and North Yorkshire could go to the pennines. Apparently, zombies aren't great with heights. Places like Birmingham would have to coordinate themselves to get to as greater height as possible. Other places will fill up local swimming pools. It sounds stupid, but a zombie couldn't swim. Water would be crucial. Once the coastal areas have been cleared, the army (yes, the army) come to the rescue. They would start shipping people out to sea.
It's not a complete plan, as I've got to go very shortly, but I'll fill it out a bit more when I get back, and I'll answer questions about it then.
Your not even in this mental obliteration battle and your giving your answers some thought.
It wont be by a zombie though, it will be by last wolf with a machete.
tsk tsk Burrow.Thank Crow for that, now true insanity can begin.
