Complete Mental Obliteration V2
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Also they are square, it's exactly the same width sideways as normal ways. Else it'd be a rectangle.
Why not just put on a massive pair of shoes and walk around 'normally'
Liam there is still time. Come to the Sunderbans with me. Get out of this jungle. Quick.
The tigers are getting hungry.
The tigers are getting hungry.
Can't he have a shred of dignity? He has to hop up hills for fecks sake.
Hell he can just move to the States, we will set him up with one of those motorized wheelchairs that our fat ass population likes to ride around...
Here is what he would look like on a date...possibly hunting tigers
The actual phrase 'squared wheels' doesn't even make sense. At all.
So that's why you can walk up hills sideways then?
I don't even get it any more. Are they proper, rolling wheels, you know, like tyres, or are they just cubes that are capable of rolling?
Regardless I'll keep the wheels, it'd just alter my explanation a bit.
Regardless I'll keep the wheels, it'd just alter my explanation a bit.
Liam your mental state is worrying at the moment.
I'm absolutely fine. But if someone sticks wheels on your feel, or in place of your feet, I'm asking if it'd be like roller blading, or just having blocks on your feet. Which is remaining unanswered.
That's not even funny.
How is this remotely difficult to understand?
How is this remotely difficult to understand?
We could ask you the very same question, Neeson
The question raised ambiguity. If I had a wheel on my foot, I'd just roll everywhere, including hills. Which was apparently, hilarious. If they couldn't roll, why specify wheels? Why not just say cubes?
Okay, picture yourself with cubes for feet, then picture yourself rolling. While standing on wooden blocks.
So why did he call them wheels? The primary function of a wheel is its ability to roll.
Like rollerblading? I can't believe what I'm reading here.
... If you dont see how you could prevent a wheel from rolling, I got no hope what so ever for you dude
Square Wheels....what is so hard to understand......
It's a squared wheel. A wheel, that has been squared. It's squared. A Squared Wheel.
It sounds stupid, but your question was stupid. You talk about wheels, that are apparently incapable of rolling, then AdZz starts talking about wooden blocks?
I'm beginning to think you'd need stablising rolling cubes aswell as normal squared wheel feet. Such is the level of problem here.
You are retarded. Here's the wiki definition of it:
A square wheel is a wheel that, instead of being circular, has the shape of a square.
A square wheel is a wheel that, instead of being circular, has the shape of a square.
That was indeed taken from wikipedia.
I think it's vital that Neeson chooses the square wheel, cause with mallets he'd just smash his head in trying to scratch his head when reading about squared wheels.
Alright, this is all irrelevant, I'd still pick the 'squared wheels', I'd just be able to move up and down hills easier than I first expected, it changes nothing.
How is this hard to understand Liam? I'm genuinely alarmed by some of your posts here.
It changes the fact you can't just suddenly rotate yourself 90 degrees and walk up a hill sideways.
But what did you think they were when you answered, I mean how did you consider movement etc?
Why is hill-climbing your primary concern?You could've just put on a pair of huge fecking boots and you wouldnt even need to struggle in hills, which seems to be your mortal enemy in this scenario
If you thought you could walk up hills sideways, does that mean you also thought you could walk up walls?
If I only I could photo-shop and make these wheels square....
I'm imagining Liam on rollerblades in a deadly circle of spinning chainsaws. That's a combination you do not want to meet.
It isn't. I understand it.Well, I paid more attention to the 'wheel' than the 'squared' so I assumed rolling would be how I'd get about.
It changes the fact you can't just suddenly rotate yourself 90 degrees and walk up a hill sideways.
But what did you think they were when you answered, I mean how did you consider movement etc?
It's not. It'd just be a stumbling 'block' (see what I did there?).
You'll find out later that that picture is indeed relevant to this question and how it would be judged.