No. I could never defy gravity.
If I only I could photo-shop and make these wheels square....
Complete Mental Obliteration V2
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
You can only roll on a square if the ground is perfectly formed to allow it.
Oh I see now, that only works when he is on the moon trying to build America again.
That was another question Liam, you are confused.
Why, did you make it a promise?
Liam really should be given a breather now, he is struggling here, TB gets an advantage because of his time zone.
Sure, if you threw / pushed it fast enough it would roll.
Yes it would roll, but it would not spin so you could never attach it to anything...Not true. Get a cube, and roll it down a hallway, it will roll.
So now Neeson seems to be planning to get around by being tossed down hallways by complete strangers.......let me know when he gets to the stairs.
Neeson, god damnit.. Find a dice or whatever. Even an albumcover. Move them up and down like you were walking on them and see if they start rolling. It's so god damn simple
You tell me, as you seem to be the expert at things that belong only in a circus.
TheBest would probably jizz on them so the cubes could at least slide, so therefore TheBest wins this one.
I think we can end this thread. There is obviously nothing left of Neeson's brain to comprehend even the easiest scenario so far in this competition
I picked the right thing!! feck me sideways. I'm out.
You don't know if you've picked the right thing yet.
How is it the right thing when you cant even climb a slightly inclined hill?
I fecking did. Mallet hands? I explained all of the things you'd be unable to do. Fundamental parts of my life would become impossible. You've all removed one of the few obstructions that came with wheel feet.
This library is about to maul me Siberian tiger style for failing to adequately stifle my laughter. This thread is just too good.
Just fecking brilliant.
Just fecking brilliant.You have to admit, he's a trier.
Square wheels for feet would be horrible, they'd need to be quite sizable to make up for your lack of a big toe, otherwise your balance would be all over the shop.
Then of course the bigger the radius of the wheel the longer your gait would have to be to complete a "step". Any sort of real speed and you'd be on your arse, your tiger hunting days would be over.
Then of course the bigger the radius of the wheel the longer your gait would have to be to complete a "step". Any sort of real speed and you'd be on your arse, your tiger hunting days would be over.
What is this strange fascination you have with doing things Sideways?
Fair play.I suppose technically, TB has actually lost that question, as his method of extinction isn't a method at all, or anything currently different to what's happening now.
TB answer isn't really an answer to the question at all, he's basically written about 5 lines to say "feck hyenas for not being pretty".
Welcome back laim
By the way its wrong he answered the question even before i read the question.
anyways i'll post my answer today.
Let me think though
By the way its wrong he answered the question even before i read the question.
anyways i'll post my answer today.
Let me think though
If anything TB, him answering earlier helps you, it's certainly not a point to complain about.
no its just that i would have chosen leg thing as well so it now may seem as me copying his idea
By the way we can have many questions today i am free.
Only till united match ends though
Only till united match ends though
I wish you would actually read the question some time, it's like both of you scan the question line for words, mentally devour them, chewing on the edges with retardation, then vomit them back up along with the random contents of out your brain stomach (license plate, squeeky toy, September issue of 1979's Playboy magazine).
wow, I pushed that metaphor to the limits.
wow, I pushed that metaphor to the limits.
Which was my argument, that constantly got berated.
By the way, interesting name change. I'm fine with it.
Yeah, but we said it with great flair and panache.
Welcome back, Liam! I'm gonna miss Neeson
Finally got my internet back. How do you feel about a picture round Hectic? Should we try one?
Liam I would be worried about the name change if I were you to be honest. It is carrot on a stick. Mirage to the thirsty. To egg you on, weary soldier. Into the depths of mental obliteration no one has ever dared to venture to. One moment you are all happy and Liam then whack! it is gargoyle147.
A picture round sounds pretty good!
Answer the question then god damn you TB. You can't say you are here all day until the match, and then not post a single fecking time. I've had enough of this sneaky weasel play here.
Picture round is a good idea, but we still have a few questions left to get through.
Picture round is a good idea, but we still have a few questions left to get through.
Good shit. But yeah, TB, feck you man. Mallet hands, square wheel feet, or both and why? Shit.
sorry i was little busy cleaning the house will think of an answer now and then will post it, hopefully in 35 minutes
Shit's 20% complete now. I reckon you're actually MJJ. 20% nearer to full blown war with America.