What are you watching the opening ceremony for, anyway? 
What were you expecting? They're always shite, this isn't the Olympics.
What were you expecting? They're always shite, this isn't the Olympics.Day 1: Brazil vs. Croatia
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Malfunctions and he spirals off out the stadium?
Opening ceremony actors deserve footballers wages
See that kid doing it totally wrong?
I'd still rather watch this than England
It's a big chocolate orange.
It's opening!!!
When will they slay a massive dinosaur which comes onto the pitch being ridden by David Moyes?
Pele didn't die for this.
Who is this mime artist?
She is stunning! But the sound is shocking.
It's like hearing 3 different shitty songs at once.
The sound is soooo bad,
Brazilian whore
That's not Sepp Blatter.
Oh, hello 
I was hoping it would be Sepultura inside the ball, playing Chaos AD.
Hah, that miming
Pitbull ruins everything. J-lo is gorgeous though
This is rather shit. Can't even hear this crap song.
J-Lo
Interesting...
pitbullExactly!
Could this pitbull fella look more camp? I think not.
There she is
And J-Lo has been unleashed...
They must have been in that ball for ages
Even the song sounds so dull !!
great song.
Can't even fecking hear them. Probably a good thing, to be honest.
Can't even hear the twat
Great audio..
The sound Guess that's where they saved a bit of money.
Guess that's where they saved a bit of money.Can anybody actually hear this right?
Local dj
Echoes, echoes everywhere.
Why did they hire Pittbull for this?!Why is the sound so poor?
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