Donald Trump The First - Indicted The Fourth

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The insane rantings of a very bitter and twisted man who no longer has any social media outlets to spew his bile.

If only the media had ignored him all along. Ffs. The damage feeding his ego has caused is untold and may never be known or even undone.
 

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It's the point where you'd move from nervously looking around the room for a way out of the conversation, to frantically scanning your brain for excuses to run away.
Or, like in Fletch, look at your wrist & say ‘Well, gotta go. I’m late for a thing,’ but you aren’t wearing a watch.
 
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Trump Going to Jail in Georgia after Two Grand Juries Close in on him?

We’ve got him this time.


Also, thanks for posting the full title, it’s very annoying when it’s clipped and you can’t see it :)
 

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:lol: he was looking for some votes to steal
Donald kept his head up high as he refused to concede defeat
And he demanded Raffensperger get on the ground at his feet
Donald called, "Brad, the people of Georgia know I won again,
so I'm gonna ask you once, you son of a bitch, find 12000 votes,
cause I'm the best that's ever been", he whined

"Stolen election", find the fraud, boys, find the fraud
The Donald's doing deals in the House of Saud
The Trump cult in the arenas paying out dough
Don Jr. coked up his nose? All cnuts, oh yes, we know
 

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Donald kept his head up high as he refused to concede defeat
And he demanded Raffensperger get on the ground at his feet
Donald called, "Brad, the people of Georgia know I won again,
so I'm gonna ask you once, you son of a bitch, find 12000 votes,
cause I'm the best that's ever been", he whined

"Stolen election", find the fraud, boys, find the fraud
The Donald's doing deals in the House of Saud
The Trump cult in the arenas paying out dough
Don Jr. coked up his nose? All cnuts, oh yes, we know
Bravo sir. I thought about this, realized I don't have the creativity, and moved on. Bravo.
 

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Parody jingles and songs seem somewhat easy to whip out. I have one for Gagsta's Paradise about the finance office in the Air Force, and will probably switch it up for another about Security Forces in the Air Force. My next project is taking Linger by the Cranberries and make it about a nasty fart in the home or office.
 

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Does "powered by nucleus" in the footer mean they're using a free site? Usually you can remove ads like that when you have a paid plan.
It's just a CMS, like WordPress. But it looks like it's specifically designed to handle political sites which are campaign or fundraising-oriented.
 

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:lol: he was looking for some votes to steal
Donald kept his head up high as he refused to concede defeat
And he demanded Raffensperger get on the ground at his feet
Donald called, "Brad, the people of Georgia know I won again,
so I'm gonna ask you once, you son of a bitch, find 12000 votes,
cause I'm the best that's ever been", he whined

"Stolen election", find the fraud, boys, find the fraud
The Donald's doing deals in the House of Saud
The Trump cult in the arenas paying out dough
Don Jr. coked up his nose? All cnuts, oh yes, we know
:lol: Very good alright.
I had the start like Doc did but the rest was stuck.
 

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My best friend is super conservative and brought up how Parler got shut down because the hosting services dropped it and asked if I thought that was fair. I used that same argument and totally stole his thunder, it was pretty fecking awesome. :lol:
Good for you. These hyperbolic, emotionally driven idiots cannot temper their misplaced enthusiasm & rarely, if ever, think things through.
 

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Good for you. These hyperbolic, emotionally driven idiots cannot temper their misplaced enthusiasm & rarely, if ever, think things through.
There was a very a long pause and then his ideology forced him to agree :lol:

That side doesn't usually concede points so it was a thoroughly enjoyable moment.
 

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My best friend is super conservative and brought up how Parler got shut down because the hosting services dropped it and asked if I thought that was fair. I used that same argument and totally stole his thunder, it was pretty fecking awesome. :lol:
Douche.exe is taking too long to respond

EDIT: sorry, I missed he is your best friend.