Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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fecking hell. Some gimp on twitter:: “@FootyAgentITK: Hearing now that the Hazard to united deal will be announced on June 4th. #mufc #hazard”

I wonder where that's come from!
 

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fecking hell. Some gimp on twitter:: “@FootyAgentITK: Hearing now that the Hazard to united deal will be announced on June 4th. #mufc #hazard”

I wonder where that's come from!
Because Hazard has said in an interview that he would like it sorted before he goes on holiday, which is the 4th of June I think. It's making a story out of nothing.
 

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Because Hazard has said in an interview that he would like it sorted before he goes on holiday, which is the 4th of June I think. It's making a story out of nothing.
Hmmmmn, I thought it was 2nd of June.
 

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It's possible Moses might not be a WUM...

I recall last year my uncle was told by SAF (no BS) that the Nasri deal was nearly done so i can only assume he has spoken to someone senior at the club and they have said something quite similar.

Moses, am i right?
 

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fecking hell, if ever you lot were given a lesson in why not to believe anyone who holds themselves out as being ITK on Twitter this is it.

moses makes up a daft rumour and some gimp actually posts it on Twitter. And yet people think they could possibly know something.
 

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I have no idea either, yet.
feck you Brophs, you've never liked my Dolmen. It's not daft.

Just look.

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On June 4th the moon will be full and all shall be revealed
 

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This is great. Can't wait to see him in a red number 7 shirt on June 4th now. Thanks moses!
 

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I fecking love this!

Moses gets tasked / challenged / dared / bet to make up a rumour that will get trending on Twitter and within a couple hours it's already got legs!

Christ, I believe it.
 

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feck you Brophs, you've never liked my Dolmen. It's not daft.

Just look.

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On June 4th the moon will be full and all shall be revealed
A partial lunar eclipse will take place on June 4, 2012. The Moon will be about one third covered by the Earth's umbral shadow at maximum eclipse. The portion of the moon within the penumbral shadow will be significantly dimmed. The portion of the moon inside the umbral shadow will only be illuminated by sunlight refracted through the Earth's atmosphere, thus much dimmer, and having a reddish hue. :lol:
 

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"Am I a Egg" is the top trend worldwide on Twitter. And this is what we rely on for our daily muppet fix :lol:
 

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feck you Brophs, you've never liked my Dolmen. It's not daft.

Just look.

This is my source, my friend and my guide.



On June 4th the moon will be full and all shall be revealed



I'd keep Baz and Solvista from this thread if I were you.
 

wr8_utd

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How long before Raoul comes and locks this thread and banishes it to memory forever? I give it 2 more days at best.
 

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Good end to today, well played moses.

Still nothing on yesterday, I'll say it again, every transfer saga should play out like this:

* Player says he'll announce his new club after final game
* Final game is late on a Sunday evening
* Player plays game, comes off with minutes to go to a heroes reception
* Player leaves us waiting after final whistle
* Cameras follow players every step
* Player goes out back and gives interview where he unveils his new club

Seriously, that transfer muppet channel we spoke about, I'd pay for that shit!!!
 
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