Bryan_Munich
Aka RichieRich12
You can't get to Heathrow by yacht.
No but you could dock on the thames and helicopter in.......You can't get to Heathrow by yacht.
This is Abramovich's yacht we're talking about... have you seenYou can't get to Heathrow by yacht.
Yep. If only the Elders of the Internet would enlighten us...Pretty much. Until it's announced officially, it's all just twitter bullshit, and it's different bullshit every day.
Roman racing into the building thinking he has bagged Hazzard only to see Gill has already cracked open the ChampangeIt's like one of those Top Gear challenges - Gill's train versus Roman's yacht.
Spoiler tag that shitThis is Abramovich's yacht we're talking about...
You can't buy that type of experience. It's worth 10 Eden Hazards and 1 Bruno CheyrouAt least Scholes and Giggs had signed a 1 year contract.
Scholes?You can't buy that type of experience. It's worth 10 Eden Hazards
and Giggs?and 1 Bruno Cheyrou
Done. But I do think most of the world has seen it by nowSpoiler tag that shit
Your club is the most irrelevant thing on the planet right now.He's off to London. There's more than one club in London. I live in hope.
6 Days before the game?Erm... you guys do know he's probably on his way to London for the friendly against England right?
- official: Hazard said on twitter he's made up his mind (could be about what to have for fecking dinner to be honest)
- official-ish: "realiable journalist" says there's an announcement at 5pm
- unofficial: French papers last weekend said his agent was in london doing some contract negotiations, but that didn't mean united were out of the running.
- official muppet: Saha tweeted about hazard going to chelsea, but he's just muppeting like us
- muppet: Somewhat reliable twitter journalists saying they think he's off to chelsea
- muppet: Sky bet odds plummet on chelsea signing him. Means nothing because the odds are based on the influx of bets from people following the same rumours as us.
- lie: He's flying into london for a medical.
I love lamp.I'm Always Right said:"You are club" Hectic?
Leyton Orient can't afford him, stop being daft.He's off to London. There's more than one club in London. I live in hope.
Your club is the most irrelevant thing on the planet right now.
1 hour til nothing happens.1 hour until muppet meltdown....
Perfect thank you
- Official: Hazard said on Twitter he's made up his mind (could be about what to have for fecking dinner to be honest)
- Official-ish: "Realiable journalist" says there's an announcement at 5pm
- Unofficial: French papers last weekend said his agent was in London doing some contract negotiations, but that didn't mean United were out of the running.
- Official muppet: Saha tweeted about Hazard going to Chelsea, but he's just muppeting like us
- Muppet: Somewhat reliable Twitter journalists saying they think he's off to Chelsea
- Muppet: Sky Bet odds plummet on Chelsea signing him. Means nothing because the odds are based on the influx of bets from people following the same rumours as us.
- Lie: he's flying into London for a medical.
This is exactly how I feel. I try to refrain but eventually I give in. Not as bad as the sneijder, berbatov and benzema threads yet.Aaarrgghhh!
I've finally succumbed to muppet mentality. I said it wasn't going to happen this year after the disappointment of the last few summers but this little whore has had me frantically tapping F5 and checking Twitter.
I NEVER use Twitter!
Yeah, thanks for that.I've had 'Making Your Mind Up' in my head all day.
I thought it was 5?1 hour until muppet meltdown....
Louis Saha backtracks on his suggestion that Eden Hazard had chosen Chelsea ahead of Manchester City and Manchester United. Saha had said Hazard was "apparently on his way to Chelsea". But now adds: "I'm just like everyone. Only him and clubs knows. We, fans of football, have to wait and see."
Oh FFSI've had 'Making Your Mind Up' in my head all day.
No shit. Please tell me people weren't using Saha as a basis fro Hazard to Chelsea.From BBC
Looking at his timeline he was actually winding up his United supporting brother Oliver.No shit. Please tell me people weren't using Saha as a basis fro Hazard to Chelsea.