Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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FCBarca

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In a lot of ways, I think it's a move that makes sense for the player

He's a legitimate world class player with room to grow but a throwback sort of ego...Not a disciplinary or party player who has a poor work ethic but an alpha dog who needs to be the center of attention as evidenced by this sideshow transfer...Plus, he wants to get paid, get a big stage on which to play and pliable ownership that will cater to his every whim...And, it's London

Chelsea ticks a lot of boxes in that sort of scenario...doesn't mean it will equate to success but it does make some sense, I feel
 

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Pretty much. Until it's announced officially, it's all just twitter bullshit, and it's different bullshit every day.
Yep. If only the Elders of the Internet would enlighten us...
 

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Aaarrgghhh!

I've finally succumbed to muppet mentality. I said it wasn't going to happen this year after the disappointment of the last few summers but this little whore has had me frantically tapping F5 and checking Twitter.

I NEVER use Twitter!
 

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We need this Gill/Abramovich race to be televised, like the amazing race.

I should be in charge of publicity for high profile transfers, I have so many great ideas for the muppet-tv channel.
 

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Erm... you guys do know he's probably on his way to London for the friendly against England right?
 

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Erm... you guys do know he's probably on his way to London for the friendly against England right?
6 Days before the game?

Highly doubt it. Has it been confirmed he is on his way to London? If so where from?
 

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He's not flying to london

  • official: Hazard said on twitter he's made up his mind (could be about what to have for fecking dinner to be honest)
  • official-ish: "realiable journalist" says there's an announcement at 5pm
  • unofficial: French papers last weekend said his agent was in london doing some contract negotiations, but that didn't mean united were out of the running.
  • official muppet: Saha tweeted about hazard going to chelsea, but he's just muppeting like us
  • muppet: Somewhat reliable twitter journalists saying they think he's off to chelsea
  • muppet: Sky bet odds plummet on chelsea signing him. Means nothing because the odds are based on the influx of bets from people following the same rumours as us.
  • lie: He's flying into london for a medical.
 

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  • Official: Hazard said on Twitter he's made up his mind (could be about what to have for fecking dinner to be honest)
  • Official-ish: "Realiable journalist" says there's an announcement at 5pm
  • Unofficial: French papers last weekend said his agent was in London doing some contract negotiations, but that didn't mean United were out of the running.
  • Official muppet: Saha tweeted about Hazard going to Chelsea, but he's just muppeting like us
  • Muppet: Somewhat reliable Twitter journalists saying they think he's off to Chelsea
  • Muppet: Sky Bet odds plummet on Chelsea signing him. Means nothing because the odds are based on the influx of bets from people following the same rumours as us.
  • Lie: he's flying into London for a medical.
Perfect thank you
 

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Aaarrgghhh!

I've finally succumbed to muppet mentality. I said it wasn't going to happen this year after the disappointment of the last few summers but this little whore has had me frantically tapping F5 and checking Twitter.

I NEVER use Twitter!
This is exactly how I feel. I try to refrain but eventually I give in. Not as bad as the sneijder, berbatov and benzema threads yet.
 
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