I hope this does finish soon, then we can just sit back and watch some football at the euros without having the urge to press f5 every few seconds. I was out for 3 hours today, and in that time 20 new pages have formed on this thread.
Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"
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No manager has really been in charge there. Abramovich calls the shots, he assures him playing time and a large pay packet, and Hazard agrees. It's not the wildest logic route to take.Been wondering that myself.
Mind you it's a change from the "silverware" excuse that's in vogue at the moment.
This is between you and Sneijder. Perhaps you were too needy.
in what way exactly?15 minutes lads
on more serious note- I know that Fergie checks mentality of players, so far hazard has been acting like a twat.
This thread will kill the internet.
Aren't you the one with fake Twitter accounts?
Do you seriously think we'd be signing a £30million player and not be giving him starts? If he was to come here he'd be first choice. At that money he'd have to be.
Belgian tabloid "Le Manneken Pis" has said that Eden Hazard will evacuate training at 1800h for short squirt across channel to complete contract with his number one choice Chelsea
Well, Penguin once expressed interest in my novel but suggested I change the title to Harry Potter and the Expensive Lawsuit.
Lets make 200 pages before the announcement 
Money
...and we didn't want him anyway, he's acted like twat.
...we pulled out because of agent fees
...
Bored now
I'm ready to jump ship to the Prince Boateng thread. Please tell me there's a Prince Boateng thread!?!
MODS.... standby to lock thread!
Tell that to Berbs
No, it's 4pm UK time.
it'll be 200 pages of disappointment.
And to disappoint you all even further I can't even think of a good joke for that.
And to disappoint you all even further I can't even think of a good joke for that.
How about a Junior Hoillet thread?
Ballack, Obi Mikel, Robben, Essien and Im sure there were more!
Peter Kenyon.
Right 4pm now.Watch SSN drag this on till midnight.
I wonder if Gill's train is towing Manchester to London, so we'd be more attractive to potential signings...
I blame the Pendolino
Many Belgian newspapers think he is off to Chelsea, of course they could be wrong but the probability of that is very less.
1 minute past, bullshitter. Can't be trusted, didn't even want to sign him anyway.
There was talk about building an island in the Thames estuary for a new airport.perhaps we could just relocate Old Trafford there instead.
1400 people in the transfer forum, and increasing.
I predict mass caf suicide by the end of the day.
I predict mass caf suicide by the end of the day.
We've spent 10 million on a hologram projector. We've projected an image of big ben and parliament over sam platts so it looks like we're based near the thames.
Nowt so far.
He's probably spilt coffee on his keyboard, or lost his mouse
Was it Sky who said it was 4pm, knowing very well it is 5pm just to get people watching earlier?
Where did the 4/5PM stuff come from anyways?
He's in training at 4pm UK time, not 6pm. Updated.
He can't get a signal from Roman's yacht
proper idiot
Is Gill standing by at the arrival gate at Heathrow receiving Eden and jacking him off to Manchester in the next train?
Wasnt the supposed announcement was set for 5pm rather than 4pm?
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