Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

[Red Defence]

If he wants assurances of playing time and position, how does he get them from Chelsea? They don't even have a manager. I guess they just call JT up and ask?

Been wondering that myself.

Mind you it's a change from the "silverware" excuse that's in vogue at the moment.

 

[Sunny Jim]

15 minutes lads


on more serious note- I know that Fergie checks mentality of players, so far hazard has been acting like a twat.

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

He is nit coming to MUFC

What swung the deal? Was it ze Madonna wiz ze big boobies?

 

[The Neviller]

All of this latest frenzy was triggered by a post from Eden Hazard on his official twitter account.

That's the one and only positive that twitter brings IMO. Footballers can announce stuff directly to their "fans" without going through the filter of a journalist/newspaper.

All he said was that he'd made a decision. The rest has just been one spacker after another making shit up, and another bunch of spackers swallowing it up.

 

[EricaNo7]

I just can't believe someone would choose Chelsea over us

 

[Laphroaig]

Aren't songs based on Hazard quotes okay to post now?

Let's face it, it was more uplifting than the last umpteen pages.

 

[EricaNo7]

15 minutes lads


on more serious note- I know that Fergie checks mentality of players, so far hazard has been acting like a twat.

Well there's that to it, he'd be in very good company at Stamford Bridge

 

[Hans Moleman]

15 minutes lads

5pm UK time pal. Allegedly.

 

[Name Changed]

He's one of the most sought after but until recently he wasn't one of the most talked about, not by the average bloke down the pub anyway. The lad's no Paul Scholes, he definitely seems to want the fame/hype judging by his recent acts.

Yes, he was.

 

[simonhch]

This is seriously disappointing. Yes he's a total twat but it would've been nice to actually win a transfer race for once. There was something terribly inevitable about how this all played out.

I really thought that iconic number 7 shirt would be the ultimate pull for a star player. I guess times have changed. Money talks.

 

[Havak]

Wouldn't it be great if everyone pulled and he was left with no club...

Arsene Wenger would get his first erection since 2005 if that happened.

 

[Member 39557]

I just can't believe someone would choose Chelsea over us

Robben and Mikel disagree

 

[The Neviller]

I just can't believe someone would choose Chelsea over us

 

[Orton]

Robben and Mikel disagree

Essien too

 

[Redfighter]

This is so tense. It's similar to the other night when I was heating some milk in microwave. Seeing that little timer count down...it was agony.

 

[bananaman]

Its bananas if he goes to Chelsea. Did he watch them last season? theyre shocking.

 

[Sassy Colin]

RTBF report that Belgian FA confirm #Hazard is with Belgian squad; training session at 17.00 (local time) in Liege.

Sounds plausible

Telegraph saying that "Belge paper La Dernier Heure claim Hazard has meeting in London today when 40m euro deal with #CFC will be completed"

http://www.dhnet.be/sports/mercato/article/396444/hazard-va-a-chelsea.html

Belgian paper La Dernier Heure: Hazard chosen Chelsea. Medical in London tonight before completing a €40m move. Press conference after. #CFC

Sounds like bollocks.

They have an international coming up in preparation for the Euros, why would he jetting around Europe at this time?

 

[EricaNo7]

This is seriously disappointing. Yes he's a total twat but it would've been nice to actually win a transfer race for once. There was something terribly inevitable about how this all played out.

I really thought that iconic number 7 shirt would be the ultimate pull for a star player. I guess times have changed. Money talks.

Fourth summer in a row transfer speculation has ruined it for me

 

[Member 39557]

Arsene Wenger would get his first erection since 2005 if that happened.

He's got a permanent erection. That's why he wears that oversized trenchcoat, erection disguise purposes.

 

[Solius]

The weird thing about this is there are so many people just making shit up. Got nothing better to do?

 

[Vidic_In_Moscow]

Times haven't changed. Money talks since forever!

 

[padzilla]

Essien too

Not to mention Alan Shearer or Harry Kewell.

 

[EricaNo7]

Robben and Mikel disagree

Both arseholes

 

[antihenry]

Sounds plausible





Sounds like bollocks.

They have an international coming up in preparation for the Euros, why would he jetting around Europe at this time?

I thought Belgium didn't qualify for the Euros.

 

[Member 39557]

The weird thing about this is there are so many people just making shit up. Got nothing better to do?

I'm surprised you haven't created a hazard or kagawa cafe yet sol.

 

[Maajid]

Sounds plausible





Sounds like bollocks.

They have an international coming up in preparation for the Euros, why would he jetting around Europe at this time?

To have a medical?

 

[The Neviller]

Sounds like bollocks.

They have an international coming up in preparation for the Euros, why would he jetting around Europe at this time?

No they don't, they aren't in the Euro's.

 

[padzilla]

Not to mention Alan Shearer or Harry Kewell.

Or Glenn Hysen

 

[Solius]

I'm surprised you haven't created a hazard or kagawa cafe yet sol.

Sneijder broke my heart once. I won't let it happen again.

 

[Member 39557]

Both arseholes

I concur.

 

[SteveJ]

I'm glad I don't have advisers/agents like footballers have: "Never mind your love of football, never mind United's history & prestige, just sign-up for FCFootz4U or whichever franchise pays me the most...oh, I meant pays you the most, my bestest friend".

 

[Redfighter]

At least this could finish soon. It would be ridiculous to have this throughout the summer.

 

[Mr Anderson]

Sounds plausible





Sounds like bollocks.

They have an international coming up in preparation for the Euros, why would he jetting around Europe at this time?

Belgium didnt qualify. England warming up against them.

 

[DouLou]

This is seriously disappointing. Yes he's a total twat but it would've been nice to actually win a transfer race for once. There was something terribly inevitable about how this all played out.

I really thought that iconic number 7 shirt would be the ultimate pull for a star player. I guess times have changed. Money talks.

It is a little sad that we can't get a player unless our rivals aren't interested.

Kinda true but hope my jinx works

 

[Bryan_Munich]

I thought Belgium didn't qualify for the Euros.

 

[antohan]

Flight landed, he should have reception now, tweet you fecker!!!!

I wonder what it would be like to be in his shoes, turning on his phone and seeing twits about Gill being on a train to Heathrow or, god forbid, yacht vs. train Top Gear Challenges. Surely the world has gone bonkers.

 

[Hans Moleman]

• Official: Hazard said on Twitter he's made up his mind (could be about what to have for fecking dinner to be honest)
• Official-ish: "Realiable journalist" (@RorySmithTimes) says there's an announcement at 5pm (UK TIME)
• Unofficial: French papers last weekend said his agent was in London doing some contract negotiations, but that didn't mean United were out of the running.
• Official muppet: Saha tweeted about Hazard going to Chelsea, but he's just muppeting like us
• Muppet: Somewhat reliable Twitter journalists saying they think he's off to Chelsea
• Muppet: Sky Bet odds plummet on Chelsea signing him. Means nothing because the odds are based on the influx of bets from people following the same rumours as us.
• Lie: he's flying into London for a medical.
• Official: http://www.rtbf.be/sport/dossier/fo...est-avec-les-diables-pas-a-londres?id=7777016 He is training with the Belgian team at 6pm UK time, so not on any flights yet.

Updated.

 

[padzilla]

Is it that surprising, he's not guaranteed a start with us or City, Chelsea have far bigger problems with their starting line up than we do so they're more likely to tell him what he wants to hear.

 

[simonhch]

Have we established a blame protocol yet?

 

[Member 39557]

I'm glad I don't have advisers/agents like footballers have: "Never mind your love of football, never mind United's history & prestige, just sign-up for FCFootz4U or whichever franchise pays me the most...oh, I meant pays you the most, my bestest friend".

Wait til you get a literary agent. Sign with penguin, they'll buy you a new printer (and me a new house lolz)