Bailly is what I imagine William Prunier would’ve been like if we’d signed him full time. If Titus Bramble and Marcos Rojo had a baby, it’d be called Eric Bailly. With Phil “treatment room” Jones thrown in as an uncle for good measure. If there was a world record for jumping as high as possible, while somehow still getting your head closer to the ground than when you started, Eric Bailly would hold it. If you pick him in FM, you have to instruct him to “always stay on his feet” and “go easy” on tackles. Yet, he still gets sent off in every key moment. I imagine when Eric drives home he's as smooth as butter around the first couple of bends, then inexplicably loses control on an easy straight and veers into oncoming traffic, causing mass chaos. If he was a song, he'd be Bohemian Rhapsody from an alternate universe where Queen aren't famous. If he was a food, he'd be random jalapenos added to a dish that doesn't need jalapenos, indiscriminately infuriating diners. If Eric Bailly was a computer game, he'd be every defender on FIFA being controlled by an angry 11 year old, with ADHD, who's trying to overcome the switch from legacy to tactical defending for the first time. Bailly gets injured so often, Phil Jones gave him fitness tips.
I have high hopes for the coming season.