Is it even mildly offensive or were they just being a dick?Some cnut in here reported my name
What a penis!
Fantasy Premier League 23/24
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Don't look at me...
Forgive me for getting delusions of Grandeur when a Head of Recruitment namedrops me.
Tbh I think @Grylte is one of the most tittilating nicks around.
It was kind of dirty, but i can't imagine how it would be offensive to anyone.
Now i had to google what that word means. My vocabulary is growing rapidly and i'm getting more eloquent (not the poster) every day!
Yes, yes indeed. You should feel honoured that you've been recruited for Werewolf (WW).
See that you sign up for the next one
My name is Mr Knowitall
I am so eloquent
Perfection is my middle name
And whatever rhymes with eloquent
What thread is this again?
About premier fantasies of people.
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Yeah, but they’re all sh!t … apart from Luton. (* as clubs)
Here's a man who knows!
Was considering a free hit.
Mind you, there's no extra juicy fixtures for the teams that will play. Arsenal v Newcastle, City are away.
Would probably end up tripling on Wolves players at home v Sheff Utd.
There will be an even bigger blank in 29 though. This one will be tricky to navigate as most will have Palmer + a couple from Spurs/Luton and potentially 2/3 Liverpool players if they have a juicy double the week before.
That's potentially a -8 to just get 11 out that week if you want to hold on to your chips.
With Haaland only being used as sub and kdb to start next GW, I’m thinking of transferring out Garnacho and Sarabia for KDB and Jota this week. And next GW I can get Haaland to Watkins
That’ll give me a midfield of KDB, Jota, Richarlison, Saka and Palmer with Alvarez, Solanke and Watkins upfront. That would also mean a benching headache
That’ll give me a midfield of KDB, Jota, Richarlison, Saka and Palmer with Alvarez, Solanke and Watkins upfront. That would also mean a benching headache
Pep on Haaland...
Can wait another week then
Some minutes vs Burnley = hat trick
Weird one, I am worried he starts him and those waiting another week for Haaland get turned over
Hmmm. Got to play the percentages at the end of the day. What 3 City players will you have for the double? Haaland, Foden and one other for me. Thinking KDB, Doku or Gvardiol/Walker.
I don't want to bring in any Spurs this week now they are blanking in 26 so no Richarlison. Liverpool have Chelsea and the Arsenal so not ideal. Have to bring in a City player this week against Burnley I think. I know I shouldn't (for the same reasons as Haaland) but KDB is calling.
Archer to Haaland or Son to KDB. Might see how many minutes Kev gets in the cup and who he comes on for (assuming he starts as a sub again)
Actually I can't afford Haaland in one move from Archer if I bring in KDB this week. Decisions decisions...
Actually I can't afford Haaland in one move from Archer if I bring in KDB this week. Decisions decisions...
Haaland is definitely needed for the double so could just bring him in now. I also have Alvarez so can captain him if Haaland isnt starting. But I think if he looks like he will play vs Burnley then just get him. Some minutes might mean 60 who knows.
Yeah will be clearer after the game tonight.
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feckin Marchgate all over again! At the wrong end of both of those calls. feck me.
Yep and FPL already said he won’t get the points for it or Saka for the assist ffs.
Frig sake that's a 9 point turnover.
Infuriating.
Do FPL never revisit decisions after they've been officially revised?
Nein
Scheiße.
Worst case scenario with Haaland not returning yet.
I was going to do Alvarez to Haaland but now it's probably not the week to do it when Alvarez will start that one.
Can sort something else out no doubt. See if TAA is back yet or get Salah to Jota if he's definitely out for a few weeks.
I was going to do Alvarez to Haaland but now it's probably not the week to do it when Alvarez will start that one.
Can sort something else out no doubt. See if TAA is back yet or get Salah to Jota if he's definitely out for a few weeks.
Trippier off injured 
These last few weeks have been so boring. Nothing's happening
Yes, that gameweek spread over 2 calendar weeks plus 2 rounds of FA Cup action has led to a quiet time.
Many stars missing the last gameweek too due to international duty and throw in Haaland's absence as well.
anything serious?Trippier off injured
17 for me including them taking away Solanke's 8 Points Vs Luton.
Wow, this post is spooky. You wrote this and after that he is history.
Are you a witch?
Wtf? Really? That is BS.
Has anyone made a plan then for the upcoming gw's?
I think if as we expect Liverpool get a double in 25 as well then my transfer between now and then will be bringing in 2 more City players and 2 from Liverpool which would give me 6 doublers in 25. I'm still 50/50 on BB or TC that week as the fixtures are not bad for the single gw players I'd be benching so I could just get it out of the way. 26 should be manageable with 1 transfer or a hit to get a team out assuming no injuries.
29 seems to be the one that people are looking to FH in but the fixtures are looking so thin on the ground I'm thinking it might not even be worth it. Just grab a couple of Spurs in and maybe Toney and you're good to go for 29 as well.
I think if as we expect Liverpool get a double in 25 as well then my transfer between now and then will be bringing in 2 more City players and 2 from Liverpool which would give me 6 doublers in 25. I'm still 50/50 on BB or TC that week as the fixtures are not bad for the single gw players I'd be benching so I could just get it out of the way. 26 should be manageable with 1 transfer or a hit to get a team out assuming no injuries.
29 seems to be the one that people are looking to FH in but the fixtures are looking so thin on the ground I'm thinking it might not even be worth it. Just grab a couple of Spurs in and maybe Toney and you're good to go for 29 as well.
So shite. Captained Saka and had Gabriel in my back four. I can only assume the decision was made in order to feck me and me alone.