Fantasy Premier League 23/24
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Halaand Captain not too bad in the end. I was regretting transferring Foden out after 1 game.
fecking Son, I could have really used that goal considering my Ederson went off already.
City bailing me completely. On 94 after the Haaland bonus and 68 are from my 3 City players.
I told you lots many pages ago that I'm getting him and he'll stop scoring. You guys didn't listen.
Good news for us but that troll Callum Wilson will merk us and do some smug celebration.
Really need us to score tonight, ideally Garnacho but will take anyone...assuming Bruno is out as a top 10 rival has him.
Other than that, need Brighton to concede and Newcastle to do nothing.
Other than that, need Brighton to concede and Newcastle to do nothing.
Portugese RoboCop starting @Dirty Schwein, @Withnail , other Bruno punters !!!
I dont have him but happy for owners. No-one I'm competing with has him either and hopefully he'll help wipe the Newcastle clean sheet!
In good news (for me), Gusto starts and Disasi doesn't (who my rival has). If Gusto can somehow get a clean sheet and/or return... the final week will give me something to play for.
Need United to keep Gordon quiet though!
Good for United but I don't have him. I sadly had little faith in United. I've gone triple Newcastle this week and been on that front shafted so far.
A nice 0-0 with Palmer doing nothing in the Chelsea game, please and a nice Gusto CS.
Had thought Bruno was out, I only think one top 10 rival has him, but annoying he could get him in.
Having said that I need some Newcastle cleanies ruined, and Bruno helps for that.
Ideally in a not directly scoring points himself way, Garnacho is the man needed for that!
Having said that I need some Newcastle cleanies ruined, and Bruno helps for that.
Ideally in a not directly scoring points himself way, Garnacho is the man needed for that!
Eddie Howe has to be the biggest liar in the PL. Man's less reliable than Antony's finishing.
He straight up lies, which should have a punishment.
Palmer really doesn't want me to enjoy my newly-gained 100-point lead 
Eat a dick Dan Burn and Dubravka you cnuts 
Thanks, kid, at least no Dubravka CS.
Burn almost scored there...
I know. Nearly shat myself.
I would have done if my stream hadn't frozen at that point!
At least we don't have to worry that a 5ft guy is marking him every single corner.
Dunk off for a 0 pointer. Couple of those around me have him I noticed.
Every little helps.
Every little helps.
United are fecking useless.
Now that considerably rucks my top 10 work league plans up.
At least I get a double return but so does every other cnut under the sun, including my rival.
Edit: My app changes the assist from Isak to Murphy, feck off.
Edit: My app changes the assist from Isak to Murphy, feck off.
Really need Garnacho to at least start getting some chances, let alone taking them.
Isak just threw 7 points in the bin.
Flipping heck Wan Bissaka, almost gifting Gordon an assist. Although I have Isak, still didn't want a goal there for all reasons!
Gusto getting an assist makes that Gordon goal sting even more.
Is that really a Gusto assist? Maybe he'll outscore Saliba after all
Amad punishing the Newcastle defender wankers
Doh Gusto assist.
Difficult night for points
Gordon, Gusto, Mainoo helping rivals.
Only positives, Newcastle and United conceding.
Jackson and Garnacho could help me out.
Difficult night for points
Gordon, Gusto, Mainoo helping rivals.
Only positives, Newcastle and United conceding.
Jackson and Garnacho could help me out.
Gusto on max bonus, messing with Palmer's 3 BPs? Surely Chelsea will concede.
Beautiful goal! Takes 1 point off those Castle bums, and more importantly puts us in the lead!
Gonna be one of those sod's law things isn't it, where I should have left Gusto in there and ignored putting Jackass in.
Why didn't I save 4m by going Amad over Bruno
Gusto off guarantees the CS but his 3 BPs might be gone. Nice time for Palmer to lose his 1 CS point
He just got subbed, to my benefit... on my BB. Just need Cucurella to get subbed as well, so Chelsea can concede.
Gordon's hurt. Take him off Eddie Howe you lying shitface
I was shitting my pants with that early Palmer goal and my rival on TC with him but I am low-key going to have my best GW in the whole season after the awful use of my BB and FH and average TC.
Still shitting it with Palmer now playing on the right, with Madueke off.
Still shitting it with Palmer now playing on the right, with Madueke off.
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