JakeC
Last Man Standing 2 champion 2020/21
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The football world was shocked to the very core today to find out that Redcafe.net has invested £.1,000,000 into minnows FC United of Manchester, and have promised to follow it up with another million every year for the next 10 years. They have also invested heavily in the training and youth facilities to bring them up to league football standards, as well as making the surprise announcement that one of footballs biggest names Mauricio Pocchetino has been signed on a 10 year contract on a reported 5,000 a week, with clauses that will see him earn up to 100,000 should he reach the summit of the footballing pyramid.
The first thing the new manager did was sack his entire playing staff, and promote his under 18s to the first team, saying: "This club has got an unbelievable amount of talent, some of these lads can go to the very top. And eh, some of them, maybe not. We have one lad who's a right fecking psycho, I think it's because he signed up to the game thread late so Jake thought he'd have a bit of fun with him"
Also included in this takeover is the little known footballing broker Agent McAgentface who represents every player in the club, as well as the manager himself. The Cuban is known for his fierce loyalty to his clients and is not said to be affected by monetary gains as much as others.
FCUOM were expected to push for promotion this year, but with such madness going on behind the scenes, who knows what could happen.
The first thing the new manager did was sack his entire playing staff, and promote his under 18s to the first team, saying: "This club has got an unbelievable amount of talent, some of these lads can go to the very top. And eh, some of them, maybe not. We have one lad who's a right fecking psycho, I think it's because he signed up to the game thread late so Jake thought he'd have a bit of fun with him"
Also included in this takeover is the little known footballing broker Agent McAgentface who represents every player in the club, as well as the manager himself. The Cuban is known for his fierce loyalty to his clients and is not said to be affected by monetary gains as much as others.
FCUOM were expected to push for promotion this year, but with such madness going on behind the scenes, who knows what could happen.