FireballXL5
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Alex Ferguson. He'd be running the prison in 6 weeks.
Sarcasm?Nani
Literally the first name that came to my mind
"my name's Hunter The Butcher Stabber and I'm serving life for mass murder, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"Jesse Lingard would thrive.
Which of you bitches got maddest needle work skillz? I've got some merch to produce."my name's Hunter The Butcher Stabber and I'm serving life for mass murder, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
And after the first two years, it will go from * -------> OMourinho would be the daddy, the bloke that never gets his hands dirty but has some droogs to enforce his rule.
Juan Mata
Kaka would be well sought after.
Jesus ChristFashanu
Very good shout with Muscat. Made a career out of being a nasty sly bastard. It reminded me of how he epically pissed off Neil Warnock (see below)Kevin Muscat and Ivan Zamorano would be leading rival scumbag gangs. Nigel de Jong, van Buyten and van Bommel would have their own martial arts group going in a corner of the prison yard.
Well I don't know where to start with this one.If it was Shawshank then -
Carrick would be Andy
Chris Houghton would be Red
Lee Bowyer would be Heywood
Freddie Ljungberg would be Bogs and Robbie Savage and Andy Johnson would complete the sisters
Jose would be Warden Norton
Zlatan would be Captain Hadley
If it was the Green Mile then Lukaku or Heskey
He'd reform the prisoners into dancers and productive members of societyTony Adams..
He’s got 4 months under his belt already. Back in 91 he did a little stretch for DD.
Cygan!Martin Keown listen to his stories with Bentley
Cygan apparently a bit of a scrapper him and Kolo Toure went at it a few times in training.
I dont think he would have the same big mouth in prison like on the football pitch. I dont believe he's that hard guy as he pretends to be.Diego Costa
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqTXm2NWwAAOtj5.jpgDiego Costa
I don't want poor Mata to go through all of thatThough I guess what happened to poor Tobias Beecher in the series was a little more grim than what you're describing.
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Jose would be T-Bag in Prison Break.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqTXm2NWwAAOtj5.jpg
Nah, the tough guy act is all facade. Once people see through it he'd be toast.
Could see Mourinho doing well. No scruples, always finds someone to take the fall for him and goes straight for the eyes.
Can't do one without Passarella, surely? I mean, how many footballers have experience of fighting a guy with a knife in a shower?Boss: Diego Simeone
Consigliere: Uli Hoeneß
Underboss: Claudio Gentile
Capo: Jaap Stam, Christian Vieri
Enforcers: Marco Materazzi, Paolo Montero
Soldiers: Arturo Vidal, Pepe, Jan Koller, Arda Turan, Ravel Morrison, Joey Barton, René Higuita
Associates: Javier Hernández (mostly because he look unsuspecting)
Sacrificial lamb / hustler / red herring: Jesse Lingard
Koller Vieri
Morrison Pepe Vidal Turan
Montero Materazzi Stam Gentile
Higuita
Manager: Simeone
DoF: Hoeneß
Subs: Hernández, Lingard, Barton
I like this very much. Soldiers can also act as enforcers too but maybe swap some them around. Think Kohler would be more intimidating as an enforcer. May want to add Iaquinta since his dad is actually a mafioso and he has gun chargesBoss: Diego Simeone
Consigliere: Uli Hoeneß
Underboss: Claudio Gentile
Capo: Jaap Stam, Christian Vieri
Enforcers: Marco Materazzi, Paolo Montero
Soldiers: Arturo Vidal, Pepe, Jan Koller, Arda Turan, Ravel Morrison, Joey Barton, René Higuita
Associates: Javier Hernández (mostly because he look unsuspecting)
Sacrificial lamb / hustler / red herring: Jesse Lingard
Koller Vieri
Morrison Pepe Vidal Turan
Montero Materazzi Stam Gentile
Higuita
Manager: Simeone
DoF: Hoeneß
Subs: Hernández, Lingard, Barton
He's the typical school bully that would always pick fights with the weak timid kids he knew he could intimidate. Like someone said earlier, in prison he'd be a snitch in no time too save his own cowardly ass.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqTXm2NWwAAOtj5.jpg
Nah, the tough guy act is all facade. Once people see through it he'd be toast.
Could see Mourinho doing well. No scruples, always finds someone to take the fall for him and goes straight for the eyes.