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Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Yeah, the same. They don't have money but they are planning to spend 200 mil on Raphinha, Silva and Lewa. Plus they will get huge contracts. Meanwhile, current players need to accept lower salaries.
Ok, wtf?!!
Pure insanity. They are using "lever" after "lever" to survive yet have no problem splashing insane amounts of cash every transfer window.
Sorry, that wasn't my opinion Lockhurst reported and Sport had an exclusive, both said we want 5 transfers and named our 5th as a Flexible forward. De Jong, Martinez, Malacia and Eriksen being the other 4 players.
I agree though we could definitely do with a striker.
Like I said in the thread shouldn't turn our noses up at players like Belotti in that role, same with someone like Mitrovic
They remind me of an irresponsible teenager who has just applied for their first credit card, maxed it out then got another and another and another whilst continuously saying to themselves "i'll sort it out next year" or "i'll just flog some of my stuff to pay for the next bill"
Telling someone who just proposed to their girlfriend that they are going to have to take a 40% pay cut isn't going to go over well.
Agree, but still extremely light in attack after that.
Both presence strikers, seen what ETH can do with Haller so not a bad shout.
Yeah worryingly so
I actually think we should be turning our noses up at players who most likely aren't good enough. We shouldn't be signing people just to sign people.
So you don't think our attack needs that option
Well we've got Martial back
In all seriousness though, would love to see Mejibri or someone like that break through. He is ready IMO.
No presence whatsoever and same with MarcusWell we've got Martial back
In all seriousness though, would love to see Mejibri or someone like that break through. He is ready IMO.
To be fair neither is telling her we are moving from Barcelona to Manchester.
Mejbri is a midfielder, Garnacho hopefully breaks through, but having a 37 year old Ronaldo (who seems like he wants to leave) as no 9 and injury-prone Martial as backup is worrying.Well we've got Martial back
In all seriousness though, would love to see Mejibri or someone like that break through. He is ready IMO.
Transfer doomers in the mud
Where did I say that? We need upgrades and quality, desperately. But we're not that desperate to sign anyone who has scored a professional goal. You'll be saying we should buy Pukki next.
How much of the tour will he take part in?
Not to mention the cash the poor lad is shelling out for storage at the moment, having spent 3 weeks clearing out that bloody locker.
I hear that extension they're planning at Carrington is largely just to fit all the stuff.
All of it.
If you are going to go down, might as well do it big style.
Two playmakers in our midfield will be such an enormous improvement.
Has there been any news about when he is actually back from that holiday?
Bold statement but can't see this sorted in literally the next 4/5 days, we needed things sorted before now for that to happen
This is a different United mate. We’ll act swiftly here I feel.
True but I prefer us strengthening our spine first, attack can be addressed later down the line.
Worked amazing with Igahlo
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Hmm wonder whose name come up
He reminds me of Suge Knight
CF is included in the spine...
Malacia/De Jong/Lindelof/VDB agent again at Carrington today.
Supposedly not working on Malacia deal so hopefully it's for De Jong.
Supposedly not working on Malacia deal so hopefully it's for De Jong.
That’s Paul Virzi, the pride of New Jersey.
Well let's gloss over that fact for a bit
Anyway our offense should improve tenfold when we get to have a functioning midfield and defense, I wouldn't have any problems with us waiting a year to address it if we fix those 2 areas first.
Even if Ronaldo leaves? And considering we don't have a RW?Well let's gloss over that fact for a bit
Anyway our offense should improve tenfold when we get to have a functioning midfield and defense, I wouldn't have any problems with us waiting a year to address it if we fix those 2 areas first.
513 pages and the main update is de Jong be chillin on holiday
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