Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

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Well it's not, otherwise it would be called "sex"
female orgasm is a myth lads, stop trying, you're making me look bad

Nearly had me there

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Nearly had me there

 

[Suv666]

United are waiting so that this thread can hit 1000 posts

 

[frostbite]

'Foreplay' is sex

Yes, it is... but if after 5 minutes she gets a call from her ex and leaves...

 

[Shakesy]

We must be downloading the mammoth King's Quest III.

 

[Ødegaard]

United are waiting so that this thread can hit 1000 posts

We are way beyond that.

 

[Real Name]

For all of you GTA San Andreas fans out there.

 

[Plant0x84]

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They’re not having fun, they have been told to swim for it because they are off the tour. Laporta can’t afford a ticket on the plane home for them cos he’s blown the budget on Lewa!

 

[frostbite]

We are way beyond that.

1000 pages, or we don't love him enough

 

[tenpoless]

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First they forced him to be a CB so he would leave, he didnt. Now theyre trying to drown him.

 

[Bondi77]

That tweet was posted last week

I was right then

 

[Red Shorts]

For all of you GTA San Andreas fans out there.

Ahh what a tune! The number of times this was blazing on the radio whilst running over Ballas

 

[UnitedSofa]

Should lock the thread at 999 just for bants

 

[Van Piorsing]

For all of you GTA San Andreas fans out there.

For life, FDJ, 4 life - you heard ?

 

[Plant0x84]

More like poor man's Mctominay

 

[Real Name]

For life, FDJ, 4 life - you heard ?

Groove street!

 

[Suv666]

Groove street!

Home
At least it was till I fecked everything up

 

[klayton88]

This feels like the Sneijder saga condensed in to one window.

 

[Real Name]

Home
At least it was till I fecked everything up

Ah shit, here we go again.

 

[Red Shorts]

This feels like the Sneijder saga condensed in to one window.

And how much fun did we all have in those days!

 

[Plant0x84]

Sorry chap, but that Messi comment there, sums up everything that has been wrong with utd since fergie left, i.e. value of the individual and what they bring as an individual talent, over the function of the team. A possession based midfielder that can carry the ball forward is fundamental to how ETH wants us to play and there is no better (in his mind) than FDJ to carry out this function for the TEAM. I dont think he will come, but if he does, well done to ETH for sticking by his number one target, and not just spending money because it's there.

This post had potential to be great right up to the point where you said you don’t think he’ll come.
Of course he is coming. Barca will pay and he will come to lead the revolution.

 

[Twisted_Woody]

Can we change the site banner to DeJongCafe. And give him the Anderson son

Frenkie de Jong Jong Jong
He's thinner than Anderson
Frenkie de Jong Jong Jong
He doesn't need oxygen

Etc.

 

[big rons sovereign]

Ahh what a tune! The number of times this was blazing on the radio whilst running over Ballas

This or Kate Bush wow! For drive bys...

 

[Plant0x84]

I'm going to officially reclassify that's as 0% done

You have no jurisdiction here newbie! No jurisdiction at all!

 

[SuperiorXI]

Ah shit, here we go again.

Barca Executives

 

[Plant0x84]

A part of me wants De Jong to stay just to see the shit storm the club will be in in 2-3 years.

Laporta is capable of building that shitstorm himself, Frenkie can come here and Barca can still fail!

 

[Real Name]

Barca Executives

 

[Plant0x84]

Really? Think it would be quite tragic for a club like Barcelona to cease to exist

No less than they deserve given they have bought it on themselves.

 

[Red Shorts]

Barca Executives

this definitely sums up Barca!

 

[Red the Bear]

What the feck is barca even double at this rate.
It just doesn't look right.

 

[Plant0x84]

Such a waste of 114 seconds.

Yeah, that time would be much better spent pouring the perfect Guinness!

 

[Van Piorsing]

Barca Executives

I'll have a number 9 large (Lewandowski), a number 6 with extra dip (Kessie), a number 7 (Raphinha) with cheese, and a large soda.

 

[vanderpants]

We must be downloading the mammoth King's Quest III.

And Police Quest 3

 

[Red00012]

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Memphis might actually be a good rep to get FDJ to come to us, wasnt he always commenting before when we were beating the top 4 ?

 

[soapythecat]

FDJ contract renewal in the next few weeks. It’s in the post and good luck to him.
We need to move on and fast as we are looking like desperado clowns now.

 

[Daonico]

FDJ contract renewal in the next few weeks. It’s in the post and good luck to him.
We need to move on and fast as we are looking like desperado clowns now.

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

 

[Mickeza]

Memphis might actually be a good rep to get FDJ to come to us, wasnt he always commenting before when we were beating the top 4 ?

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Memphis could be joining him.

 

[SuperiorXI]

I'll have a number 9 large (Lewandowski), a number 6 with extra dip (Kessie), a number 7 (Raphinha) with cheese, and a large soda.

All you had to do was follow the fraud CJ

 

[Red00012]

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Memphis could be joining him.

Romero read my post .

 

[Rolaholic]

Memphis might actually be a good rep to get FDJ to come to us, wasnt he always commenting before when we were beating the top 4 ?

Yea he's a good Red, might hot have worked out for him but he always cheers for us in the big domestic matches and he's always wearing retro United kits in his private life

Honestly wouldn't be against signing him again either if Ronaldo leaves. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1 deal from Barca