I'm going on holiday next week, I want this thing sorted over the weekend.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Nah i think van Gaal would be terrified of what ten Hag might do if he tried any of his crap.
I imagine that ten hag would personally pay him a visit if he was to meddle in this
I’ll never forget the Teletext main story which said Alan Shearer had agreed to sign for Man Utd. I’ve had trust issues ever since.
its only bothering you because its holding up Utd
If it was Liverpool chasing a Barc player you wouldnt give a shit
'Foreplay' is sex
If he starts now, will get to England just in time for his debut vs Brighton
He’ll be fecking tired mindIf he starts now, will get to England just in time for his debut vs Brighton
At least he'll be in great fitness when he arrives so there is that!
It would be so tragic if he agrees terms but then gets taken down by a shark on route.If he starts now, will get to England just in time for his debut vs Brighton
He's been spotted at an airport. What could that mean?
Even teletext used to have bizarre rumours. Especially ITV text. It used to be headlines advertising expensive hot lines. So you would see Utd in for Shearer or Kluivert call this number to find out more (I may or may not have done this a few times
)BBC text was solid though. Found out about Andy Cole and it was all signed and sealed on same day. Amazing time
Not if it's just lubing up
Well we can always send a boat halfway to pick him up?
Hmm, yes that might cause an issue or two if he came with a leg bitten clean off
Listening to Graeme Hunter’s (meant to be a La Liga Guru) interview on talkSPORT, he was quite adamant that the idea of Barca not wanting to pay FDJ is complete nonsense. He said Barca have got no issues paying him what he’s owed. The only issue is that Barca want to pay it in instalments over a period of time. Also, the fact that FDJ wants to stay if possible and fancies his chances at getting back in.
Looks like Barca might need to get a move on to get Kounde.
He’s had a career change and become a pilot. Flying Dutchman.
Sounds like a good career choice, one that I'd love to do myself in all honesty.
Spotted at an airport you say? Probably flying to Vegas for a cheeky gamble maybe
It's obligatory though.
Had to be a rowboat though, need to get him fit for the new season. No slacking
Yeah it's possible. If they really want to keep FdJ and if he's willing to sign a Dembele like contract with very little base pay + lots of performance bonuses and takes a onetime sign-on, maybe they can get it done.
The problem is if they even want to keep him. It's clear the CM future is Pedri / Gavi. FdJ is not particularly good at this position. Busquets is not getting displaced and Xavi is not changing to a 4-2-3-1 with FdJ - Kessie double pivot and a #10 ahead of them.
Along that note, does anyone know where Kessie was used yesterday? Like for like instead of Busquets?
I think that's a fair compromise. We're always saying how players need to bulk up when playing in the EPL, he should be no exception.
I went on holiday on 29th June, thought this would be sorted in advance of that or at worst by the 7th July when I returned..
I don't mind witing for FDJ until the end IF we land him, I doubt we can get anyone on his level anyway.
If we can't land him and don't get anyone else it'll be a major feckery though.
If we can't land him and don't get anyone else it'll be a major feckery though.
Could Garner be moulded into the De Jong role by ETH?
Did anyone else hear this picture?
Murtough - "Dave..."
De Gea - "Yeah?"
Murtough - "Remember that time you unplugged the fax machine to stop Real buying you?"
De Gea - "Iol yeah."
Murtough - "Did you remember to plug it back in afterwards?"
De Gea - "........feck."
Good old Blue Yonder. The anticipation that used to build waiting for those pages to load.
9 fecking 5 %
!!!! Again???
!!!! Again???
Oh god yeah
You're reading way too much in to this.
He's in Miami.
Miami has an airport
He's a plane spotter
The most trustable twitter con artist.
No. Its bothering me in general.
Keep the b/s rolling for another week at least.
That tweet was posted last week
Well it's not, otherwise it would be called "sex"
female orgasm is a myth lads, stop trying, you're making me look bad
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