Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[VP89]

No way we can wait all summer, just 95% of summer.

I thought this too

 

[croadyman]

Translation: he's choosing Chelsea and we're pretending that we're the ones walking away.

Yes their in control but there is still slim hopes we can pull this massive transfer off

 

[Tweek]

Why the feck did I just read it in a slow rhythm like the song!

Because that was the intention

Literal mind control accomplished.

 

[Andy_Cole]

Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Yes their in control but there is still slim hopes we can pull this massive transfer off

Positivity for me didn't work so I'm hoping that by being negative I can turn this around, because I'm a narcissistic bastard who controls the world.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

well done.

 

[Brownie85]

Positivity for me didn't work so I'm hoping that by being negative I can turn this around, because I'm a narcissistic bastard who controls the world.

 

[Brownie85]

Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.

Betting odds are so easily swayed and changed. Literally the smallest rumour can swing them

 

[croadyman]

Positivity for me didn't work so I'm hoping that by being negative I can turn this around, because I'm a narcissistic bastard who controls the world.

Yeah reverse psychology

 

[ZolaWasMagic]

Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.

Take no notice of odds. Easily manipulated

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Positivity for me didn't work so I'm hoping that by being negative I can turn this around, because I'm a narcissistic bastard who controls the world.

You lost the election, Mr. Trump.

 

[croadyman]

Take no notice of odds. Easily manipulated

Yeah only need to look at us being 1/20

 

[DickDastardly]

Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.

Wait, you can really bet on this?

Is that.....no, can't be...

Wait....

Is that the fifth lever?

 

[GledTheRed]

Disagree. He would completely transform United with his style of play.

He doesn't want to join.

 

[croadyman]

He doesn't want to join.

Looks that way but clearly Utd don't believe what is being reported by media sources

 

[GledTheRed]

Looks that way but clearly Utd don't believe what is being reported by media sources

Because they are stringing the fans along as usual.

 

[sewey89]

Because they are stringing the fans along as usual.

Makes absolutely no sense, but ok

 

[Plant0x84]

Hope he says and cripples the cnuts.

Not arsed, he's not as good as the fuss / fee and wages.

He will underwelm imo, especially if he doesn't want to be there.

He doesn't want to join.

Because they are stringing the fans along as usual.

You got nothing better to do than troll in this thread? Get to bed, it’s a big day tomorrow.

 

[GledTheRed]

You got nothing better to do than troll in this thread? Get to bed, it’s a big day tomorrow.

Enjoy your big day!

Prepare to be key down by bullshit excuses one way or another. Rabiot is the midfield signing.

 

[GledTheRed]

Makes absolutely no sense, but ok

Cretaes clicks for three months and sells season tickets. Makes lots of sense.

 

[calodo2003]

Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

This is excellent. No ‘Stan,’ but not far behind.

 

[Antisocial]

Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

 

[UnofficialDevil]

Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

 

[Duffy]

Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

Genius

 

[Beachryan]

Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

This deserves a f'cking statue.

 

[RDCR07]

Tomorrow indeed is a huge day with registration of their newly signed players hanging in the balance. They either need to activate their 4th lever or sell FDJ.

 

[TheReligion]

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he left with a briefcase. United money, Chelsea money, or snacks from the meeting?

“Frenkie? It’s John ‘Boy’ Murtough here. About those deferred wages..”

 

[RDCR07]

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he left with a briefcase. United money, Chelsea money, or snacks from the meeting?

Prolly stealing some steaks from the restaurant.

 

[I’m loving my life]

Why not line up some potential plan B players

Use the scouting network.

Find players on the way up

 

[kerrygold]

Why not line up some potential plan B players

Use the scouting network.

Find players on the way up

Too logical.

 

[Kramer]

Has Romero put a fecking GPS in Laportas briefcase?

And a temperature sensor up his arse apparently. Always seems to know when it’s getting really HOT, which is pretty often.

 

[Storm]

Frenkie, Frenkie, wherever you may be, you smoke weed in your own country.
It could be worse, you could be blue,
Playing for the chavs and the plastic crew

 

[sglowrider]

Why not line up some potential plan B players

Use the scouting network.

Find players on the way up

Unique ideas. We need to let the top management know asap before it's too late.

 

[Artimities]

We got this… announcement tomorrow.. I can feel it in the air!

 

[peridigm]

Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

Bravo mate. Bravo.

 

[MexicanCowboy]

Playing with ETH who has already gotten De Jong to play his best football is the best decision he can make. Also he would be the leader of that midfield. Staying at Barca, where De Jong's best position doesn’t even exist and were the fans are already upset with him seems like a terrible idea. I truly don't understand him now that United even agreed to pay him more.

 

[Stack]

We got this… announcement tomorrow.. I can feel it in the air!

The announcement is that he has gone to Chelsea?

 

[lex talionis]

This saga has found its way to my FB feed. Barca is taking a beating 99-1. It usually (several threads) stating that the honourable thing for Frenkie to do is the take the wage hit, following by an avalanche of shit on Barca for its disgraceful behavior.

One example:

..OR...YOU as FC Barcelona take a look in the mirror, admit you f*cked up, apologize to Frenkie in public, respect Frenkie's contract and hire some good accountants and financial experts to clean up after you and you lay low for quite some time instead of wasting money on players you obviously can't afford right now and wasting other peoples time with your bullsh*t.. the current board is incapable of leading the club apparently, you made one big joke of FC Barcelona..big disgrace and shame on you all..

 

[USREDEVIL]

Prolly stealing some steaks from the restaurant.

Nah; it's a lever making kit. DIY baby.

 

[ayushreddevil9]

No way we can wait all summer, just 95% of summer.