Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[Massive Spanner]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

Magnificent.

 

[SilentWitness]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

Top class.

 

[sewey89]

Hopefully hear more on this tomorrow or Monday when we get spanked by Brentford tonightdoomer

 

[VanDeBank]

It’s easy to pass judgement from far away. If you speak to the average Muslim for example about Israel, brown the likelyhood is they will say something cnutish. Anyway, we both agree it was a cnutish thing to do and he’s not signing anyway. Ask if Balotelli thinks he racist, he’s one of Arnautovic’s best mates. So maybe he’s a cnut, but not a racist one.

This post stinks.

 

[Oranges038]

The Barcelona control room.

Spoiler

 

[Rams]

According to ESPN, 10 hrs ago, De Jongs agents made “Clear” he had no interest in leaving Barcelona. That was after talking to the United people. Then he made his agents go on instagram and post those cheesy shots of the strong arm on fire with Frenkie dedicated to the Barca cause.

From what I understand they would have been happy to talk to us as well, but we have taken a different approach than you. We let them know money would t be an issue and made sure that the terms were discussed, but we aren’t doing anything formal or announcing “agreed terms” with any one entity until Frenkie says “I am willing to leave Barcelona”.

One tweet on UtdPlug (the feed you guys have been linking) said De Jongs agent has been pushing for his departure and offering him to multiple clubs for many months. That tweet was back on 5/24/22.

I can’t imagine Frenkie was thrilled with any of those “agreed terms” stories. If there is a team closer to handling this the way Frenkie wants I think it would be Chelsea.

He doesn’t want to be the “greedy” player that spurned Barca for a team he had been plotting to join for months.

He wants to make sure everyone knows he IS a Barca guy, until the team tells him otherwise, and then maybe a CL contender will come along with no previous agreement and swoop in to give him a top team to play for.

That is a MUCH better story. This a PR battle as much a financial one now.

He is going to make Xavi and/or Laporte get on a public podium and say “Frenkie De Jong MUST leave Barcelona” or he simply is going to about his business.

I think the leaks of “teammates” saying he would prefer Chelsea to United were meant to draw us in and make De Jong look like a greedy mercenary waiting for highest bidder. But Boehly is a smart guy and he’s talked to Frenkie a number of times. I think he gets where he is coming from:

“Off limits until Frenkie (not anyone else) says otherwise”

Allowing yourselves to be pulled into the Barca angle of this storyline is t going to help you with Frenkie.

According to the De Telegraaf he’s been asked by Barca take a pay cut or leave. FDJ doesn’t want to take a pay cut or leave unless he’s paid he’s paid the deferred wages. FDJ wants to stay at Barcelona, but is realistic about staying, he will leave if Barca want him to leave and pay him his deferred wages. The whole saga took another twist when Laporta claimed that FDJ’s contract is illegal. Meanwhile, there are a lots of clubs interested in FDJ, but De Telegraaf believe United to be his most likely destination if he leaves, as he’s open to a reunion with ETH.
At least this is my translation of what De Telegraaf and Marcel van der Kraan are saying.

 

[Compton22]

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[Rams]

This post stinks.

I know Muslims who are good people, yet say the most horrible things about Israel. I even know an Israeli who from his time in the army agrees with them. Make of that what you will, but it’s the truth. Life is shit sometimes. Anyway, this thread is about transfer speculation of a footballer.

 

[Compton22]

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[Lord Megadrive]

I am dissapointed in ETH, he surely knew FDJ was not 100% coming to OT, it was not a sure outcome and he still decided to start the season with Mctominay, Fred.

ETH is ultimate responsible.

FDJ is not our player, the club never had any connection to him, he in fact sees Barca as his home.

We are a mess.

Nice to see some positivity from the newbies! Can’t wait for the promotions..

 

[izec]

We go again

 

[Withnail]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

That's brilliant... Well done!

 

[DWelbz19]

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Redcafe and Sport in harmony for once:

 

[Volumiza]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

 

[Brownie85]

Whats this... a positive Sport tweet?? Am i still drunk??

 

[Ayush_reddevil]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

This is one of the best things I have ever seen on redcafe

 

[Counterfactual]

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"Total Confidence" boys!

It's on like never before!

 

[Judas]

Always loved SPORT, proper reliable journalism.

 

[izak]

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Just when i thought i was out they pull me back in.

 

[Brownie85]

Always loved SPORT, proper reliable journalism.

I'm shocked... Sport being nice to United. I mean, i know i'm still drunk and all... after last night i'm shocked i'm still alive, but hell, i think the postive Sport tweet is just... it doesn't feel right

 

[Compton22]

Always loved SPORT, proper reliable journalism.

Sport are 100% reliable... because they report on 100% of all possible outcomes

 

[Himannv]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

That’s brilliant!

 

[jungledrums]

Is Sport any good? I thought they were a bag of shite

 

[redshaw]

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You can rely on Sport on a Saturday morning

 

[Compton22]

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[KirkDuyt]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

Excellent

 

[dove]

Is Sport any good? I thought they were a bag of shite

Depends on the type of news. Today they are very very good source.

 

[Ayush_reddevil]

I am listening to Jolene on loop now and every line is hitting hard

 

[Chief123]

Have Sport suddenly realised Man Utd exist?

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[Sparky Rhiwabon]

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Didn’t we decide that Sport were an awful source?

 

[KirkDuyt]

Have Sport suddenly realised Man Utd exist?

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These people are reading this thread, I'm convinced of it. This muppet train is driven by a shadow elite intent on keeping the ignorant masses on it.

 

[Sunny Jim]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

This is fantastic

 

[Samid]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

 

[hellhunter]

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They just want to build us up before knocking us down again

 

[hellhunter]

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
Please don't take him just because you can

Your midfield is beyond compare
Even though Ross Barkley is still there
And what’s the fecking story with Batshuayi?
Seeing Frenkie at Chewsea will sting
How much longer can he string
Us along only to sign for you
Boehly

We’ll buy Ziyech on the cheap
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he’s compared to McTominay
Boehly

And I don’t really understand
How you still own Baba Rahman
He hasn’t kicked a ball since 2015
Boehly,

Boehly, Boehly Boehly, Boehly,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I called first dibs back in Amsterdam

You could have your choice of men
But we’ve been turned down by most of them
Its him or Danny Drinkwater on a free
Boehly

I had to have this talk with you
Our Champions League depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Boehly

Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Boehly, Boehly, Boehly, Boehly,
Seriously, what the shit is going on with Rahman?
Boehly, Boehly

Splendid work

 

[Berbaclass]

Chelsea mudded part deux

 

[Jack-C20]

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Alright who hacked their Twitter account?

 

[duffer]

Chelsea mudded part deux

Gretchen, stop trying to make "mudded" happen. It's not going to happen.

 

[Godfather]

Always rated Sport. Great source

 

[Judas]

Feel like the days are getting bigger and bigger.