Yes, it means “sorry to see you go Frenkie, enjoy your 17m and good luck in Manchester - you may need it!”
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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Still the best thread ever. That wedding stuff was priceless.
How is it obvious? He flew to London, not Manchester.
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Please can someone update me on James Garner....
No no, I’m very definitely a Utd Plant
Apart from that post, obviously. Twonk.
The feckers have sold him to Everton. Now we are light in midfield again……. Or are we?!
Garner has been sold?
He's saying nothing about it because he knows feck all. I like the guy but he's also a cnut, if that makes sense.
Of course it makes sense, Pidge. Never doubt yourself. You were right about Frenkie joining and you're right about this as well. Stop talking to yourself though because Elvis is pumping up the BB gun again.
Yes, here’s an update: He is nowhere in the same universe as FDJ.
But the best of luck to him obviously.
Yes. See above.
I have changed my mind and I reckon he does move tomorrow.
The reason I think he is now moving, is this fictional wedding they were supposedly travelling to the UK for doesn't exist. Combine this with EtH wry smile in his press conference, when he said our business is over, but if something special comes up, then you never know - I suspect we are still in with a chance of this happening.
I suspect he is in the UK in case, IF a deal can be agreed with all parties on deadline day, then he doesn't have the time it takes to travel aspect to deal with, for medicals etc tomorrow.
Whether it's to us or Chelsea, that is another matter. Please for feck sake, let it be us..
The reason I think he is now moving, is this fictional wedding they were supposedly travelling to the UK for doesn't exist. Combine this with EtH wry smile in his press conference, when he said our business is over, but if something special comes up, then you never know - I suspect we are still in with a chance of this happening.
I suspect he is in the UK in case, IF a deal can be agreed with all parties on deadline day, then he doesn't have the time it takes to travel aspect to deal with, for medicals etc tomorrow.
Whether it's to us or Chelsea, that is another matter. Please for feck sake, let it be us..
Maybe he doesn't look so happy because he was ready to sign his dream contract at Utd.... and then he failed his medical.
I mean that would be a bit too much to rely on the girlfriend not posting pictures, but who knows. If we really went for FDJ and Memphis today, this would be phenomenal business, betting on this season to get back to CL football. But I can't believe that one.
Any reliable sources to say Chelsea are coming in hot for him??..
Not really interested..I just want to take this thread to 2000.
Death by 2000 cuts to the Muppets for him to never rise again!
Not really interested..I just want to take this thread to 2000.
Death by 2000 cuts to the Muppets for him to never rise again!
What a saga.
Every summer we have one and you think they can't get any crazier.
Not a chance this is happening btw Be glad when Frenkie is pictured in Barca training tomorrow and we're done.
Every summer we have one and you think they can't get any crazier.
Not a chance this is happening btw
Be glad when Frenkie is pictured in Barca training tomorrow and we're done.This is on like Hernan Cortés seeing gold for the first time. We're gonna take all midfielders!
Not that Goldbridge knows anything, but with Shrager holding some information that he won't confirm and Goldbridge at least having some commuication with Romano, you have to wonder if there's an unspoken truth being kept back until tomorrow.....
The GF didn’t post pics?!!! Feck me sideways.
I mean good logic the problem is that he already came back from England and he is already in Barcelona
Damn right. I'd be cancelled in no time for that type of thing, especially after a few beers.
more importantly, whos gonna partner him against leicester.
I know right? That's a stretch. What's that story about the VdB wedding being BS?
IF he does sign tomorrow, it will literally break the internet 
No mention of De Jong at all in Mitten's latest article about Utd and Barca's transfer business. Not even a mention that Utd pursued him or anything......
It does carry some weight. She posts a lot on Insta. For a trip to London you'd expect at least one photo unless it was business related and they wanted to keep it secret.
Or maybe they've come over to be Ronaldo's legal guardians during his secret penis enlargement operation in the Capital. One of those two things for sure...
I've not seen that - who reported that?
I was asking tongue in cheek. A week ago when the Garner rumours started heating up, I said that the Garner deal would be a good barometer for the de Jong deal. Why would ETH sell one of our most promising youngsters, in a position where we are under resourced, unless someone else is coming in. I am more convinced than ever that this is de jONg, and the reason he looks upset is because he's had an earbashing from Mikky the whole flight about not wanting to move to Manchester.
So we get Memphis, Barcelona pay Frenkie the money he's owed, and Frenkie moves to Chelsea? That's obviously what's happening here.
Ha! Just kidding! United are starting a hockey team and Mikky is going to captain it. Frenkie and Memphis are joining Chelsea!
Ha! Just kidding! United are starting a hockey team and Mikky is going to captain it. Frenkie and Memphis are joining Chelsea!
Do we actually know he was in London? Is there any sightings of them being in London?
I agree with you, at least the "Goldbridge is a cnut" part.
This is the way of the muppet my friend. We know players and clubs lie, anything is possible until the window shuts haha.
In all seriousness this could possibly go to a very late night tomorrow. I think we shall try something
The sale of Garner leaves us with Casemiro and McFred for our deeper midfield positions. I’m still optimistic that this can happen.
Manutd office is there no? Keep up. It's on!!
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If you can't see it now, then you'll never see it. You are forever blind. I feel sorry for you, dude
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