That's fitting. Afterall, he is a chimp.
Gareth Bale Transfer Speculation | Done
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That joke is so old and now shit, lets stop it.
Exactly, enough of the monkey business guys.
Player unveilings always seem completely bizarre to me.
Bale at Real Madrid:
"What are you doing at my house Gareth, I told you in training to stop copying everything I do. I live here. Not you"
"What are you doing at my house Gareth, I told you in training to stop copying everything I do. I live here. Not you"
"Stop copying me!"
"stop copying me!"
*Duo arm waving tantrum commences*
"That's it! I'm joining United"
"That's it! I'm joining United"
"Spurs"
"Spur....bugger"
"What are you doing at my house Gareth, I told you in training to stop copying everything I do. I live here. Not you"
"What are you doing at my house Gareth, I told you in training to stop copying everything I do. I live here. Not you"
"Stop copying me!"
"stop copying me!"
*Duo arm waving tantrum commences*
"That's it! I'm joining United"
"That's it! I'm joining United"
"Spurs"
"Spur....bugger"
I think he's overrated because he plays for Real Madrid, he couldn't cut it in the PL. He's far too feeble and quick to go down.
Despite the fact that plenty of Real "rejects" have gone on to be excellent when the club got rid?
Plenty doesn't mean all. I'm not saying he's a bad player, I just don't think he'd do well in the PL. I certainly don't think he'd add much to Arsenal, not when you consider how well Arshavin did and he was a similar sort of player.
They're nothing alike. Di Maria is a lot more direct, is a lot quicker and works ridiculously hard getting up and down whichever wing he's on. His passing range is good for a winger too.
Arshavin at his best was a lot more two footed, and still stupidly lazy. I don't think they're alike at all.
Completely different player from Arshavin with hopefully, a better attitude. Wenger almost signed him from Argentina but we lost out due to the Home Office.
Di Maria would do great here or at Arsenal. He's also nothing like Arshavin.
This is the Di Maria thread now?
So much for Bale being expected to turn up for training.
Yes it's driving me banana's
Only missing some tires, ropes, and bananas. Good photoshop op.
Wait now, did someone genuinely just say di Maria is the same as arshavin? That might be the most ridiculous thing I have ever read in here, with the possible and notable exception of the person who claimed Kanoute was better than Rooney.
Worst article ever?
Would love Bale here, but for £125 mil? Get to feck, not even worth half that yet.
Do they actually mean 75m +10m/year wages? I can see someone at OT saying that's what Bale would cost the club - I might even have said it myself, if I'd been there on Monday night 
They can't mean 125m, even as a will-never-happen joke by the "reporter". Surely.
They can't mean 125m, even as a will-never-happen joke by the "reporter". Surely.
Has he compared himself to a slave yet? Or has he not reached that particular chapter of "Becoming Ronaldo"?
"Woody, get me Fabregas!"
"Alright no bother, 26m should do it Moyesy."
"Seems a bit low..."
"Shut up Moyesy, I know what I'm doing. 26m"
"Well Moyesy, that failed, next?"
"Ok get me Felatio and Bongs"
"Alright, 26m should do it."
"... each?"
"No, both, shut up Moyesy!"
"Well that didn't work, next?
"Could try Bale?"
"Yeah, good idea, let's see, 126m"
"Really?"
"lol no, the 1 was an accident. 26m"
"... I hate you"
"Alright no bother, 26m should do it Moyesy."
"Seems a bit low..."
"Shut up Moyesy, I know what I'm doing. 26m"
"Well Moyesy, that failed, next?"
"Ok get me Felatio and Bongs"
"Alright, 26m should do it."
"... each?"
"No, both, shut up Moyesy!"
"Well that didn't work, next?
"Could try Bale?"
"Yeah, good idea, let's see, 126m"
"Really?"
"lol no, the 1 was an accident. 26m"
"... I hate you"
He might be a no-show at training, which would mean he leapfrogs a whole row of sulky players. Or perhaps just that the deal will be done today.
Furthermore Blatter hasn't got himself involved yet to say he should be allowed to move and Tottenham are effectively keeping his hostage
comedy price that. So the press have put 2 + 2 together from Moyes' quotes and come up with 125 thats fabulous calculating right there. I expect to see these folk on countdown in no time.
"Let's run with Bale to United for £125m... but we need a source... let's phone Mickey Thomas...
...Mickey, it's the Mirror here - how much for you to say Bale's going to United for £125m?"
"Er... £500"
"Deal"
"OK. Bale's going to United for £125m"
"Nice one, cheque's in the post"
Nail meet hammer. I'm not saying a club like United shouldn't be interested in Bale but despite what's being said about money being no object, it clearly is, and has been for a while. By all means try if there's a chance but we can't compete with the likes of Real, Chavski and the bitters financially. That leaves a desire on the player's part to join United and I don't think that's the case here.
Some bloke is on SSN talking about Gareth Bale - The Brand, and I'm losing the will to live.
Is there any truth to the rumour that Levy is stalling this deal to prevent Arse from getting RM players?
If the £125m included wages for the 5 years, I would take it.
£75mil + 5 years at £10m a year, it would be about right, but it wont happen.
The Brand?
Right turn, Clyde.
Right turn, Clyde.
I was also watching the same, I did not know he had trademarked his heart goal celebration?
It would make lots of sense for him to do so.
He's a right cnut that fella.
Would actually make sense from Levy's perspective, makes no sense from Real's. It's not as if they are not paying an almost world record fee for Bale, they would have to have their transfer policy dictated by Levy too.
I think he is acting like an arse, not turning up for training and moaning to the press about how it is being handled.
He is still s Spuds player and he should be fulfilling his contractual requirements and that would include training.
He is still s Spuds player and he should be fulfilling his contractual requirements and that would include training.
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