''Worst experience ever! Place lacks soul and no investment in proper ingrediants results in aweful food.
Also, I found hair in my food, which was surprising as the person serving, think it was the owner, had the hairline similar to a powling pin with a piece of thread tied around the top. Please get fecked.''
''Recently stayed here, the roofs are leaking, food is poor and the staff were rude. Wonder who the owners are?''
''Terrible service provided by Arnold and Murtough. Thankfully that Woodwimp was sacked but in all honesty we need a change of ownership. Facilities dying, performance staff non existent. McMuppet sucks.''
''Was once one of the best in the world but mismanagement has led to a slow decline. Since losing one of the best managers in the world high-level staff recruitment has been poor and are noticeably incompetent. The roof was leaking and has clearly been a lack of investment in facilities since its day.
One strange thing is someone kept taking money out of the safe each day and when I asked why they said it was dividends.''