Harry Kane | Bayern Munich player

[Djemba-Djemba]

Smalltime operation all around.

Not you personally, but there were definitely other Bayern fans on here surprised we dropped out of trying to sign Kane very early this summer.

Do you now see why?

I bet after this Bayern will not be going after any more Spurs players for a while, and not just because most of them aren't very good.

 

[Hulme91]

Daniel Levy is a literal terrorist.

No high quality player will touch Spurs with a barge pole after this, at least while Levy is in charge

 

[groovyalbert]

Chelsea chucking their Caicedo money's at Kane last minute?

 

[UnitedSofa]

He’s still persisting with those terrible photoshop jobs I see.

When there’s nothing else to criticise this is the level you stoop to

 

[FootyGirl88]

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[OverratedOpinion]

Levy gets off on doing stuff like this, I'm convinced.

I think you're not far wrong. I imagine his heart starts racing at the thought of sitting around the gold club and telling all his friends how he had a club the size of Bayern Munich marching to his drum.

Meanwhile Bayern are just thinking "just deal with this strange little man once and we won't have to deal with (double checks name) Tottenham Hotspur again."

 

[duffer]

Chelsea chucking their Caicedo money's at Kane last minute?

I mean, he has moved to a deeper position in the last couple of years, hasn't he? DM is the natural next step.

 

[Vault Dweller]

My word Levy eh?

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

I think you're not far wrong. I imagine his heart starts racing at the thought of sitting around the gold club and telling all his friends how he had a club the size of Bayern Munich marching to his drum.

Meanwhile Bayern are just thinking "just deal with this strange little man once and we won't have to deal with (double checks name) Tottenham Hotspur again."

Definitely, I genuinely don't think that's too far removed from reality.

 

[LARulz]

It's ridiculous to say the least but doesn't seem like this deal won't happen if it's "small conditions"

 

[Berbasbullet]

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This is so funny, Kane must be furious.

Would love to see spurs and bayern fan reactions

 

[ErikElevenHag]

The people saying its a terrible move is nothing more than jealousy that we aren't getting him.

We are miles off city and whilst he would go some way to closing the gap, Im still not sure we'd be in with a shout of the league.

Bayern are a top club and are much closer to city than we are in terms of quality, he has a real shot at winning the champions league with Bayern and they are one of the true super powers of the game.

Can't really blame him for going to try something different.

 

[krazyrobus]

Levy can't be serious, Kane can still fly and do the medical while they hammer out the last parts, this is ridiculous.

 

[vodrake]

Levy gets off on doing stuff like this, I'm convinced.

He's an energy vampire like Colin Robinson.

This is why I don't know why people were so convinced Levy would buckle to pressure and let United have a good deal on Kane if we'd just waited till the end. The guy doesn't give a shit

 

[Adnan]

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[Antni1987]

Wonder if an improved bid has come in this morning and they’re stalling for Bayern to renegotiate and match the new offer so he still buggers off abroad.

 

[UnitedSofa]

If this deal falls apart now, there's zero chance Kane doesn't leave for free next season.

Levy is playing a very expensive game of chicken!

If he don’t leave now after me taking him out my FPL and changing my whole team.

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

It's ridiculous to say the least but doesn't seem like this deal won't happen if it's "small conditions"

Seriously, why couldn’t you just say “looks like the deal will happen”

 

[duffer]

Are they still filming the Amazon doc?

 

[Adnan]

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[MDFC Manager]

Smalltime operation all around.

Any excuse to post this

 

[DWelbz19]

Levy said “actually…”

 

[ForeverRed1]

Kane should genuinely just sit on his contract and leave for nothing in 10 months time. What a joke levy is

maybe he didn’t think kane would actually go.

 

[UnitedSofa]

Bayern are well within their rights to just can it now and leave the circus.

Levy would be left with an unhappy player and -£100M

 

[Tarrou]

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"here we go" cancelled?

 

[Rado_N]

Any player signing for Spurs in future better have a top rep going over those contracts.

Or anyone other than their idiot brother

The only thing a contract could contain to have prevented Levy from dicking around would be a release clause.

 

[Leftback99]

But I thought it was a "Here we go"?

 

[rajds89]

Now is the time to chuck £120m there way and see what happens.

 

[cyberman]

Exactly why we were wise to keep away.
Say Bayern walks away, what frame of mind does this leave Kane in? How does he take this season seriously anymore?

 

[Rado_N]

But I thought it was a "Here we go"?

That’s what Kane is saying from the back of a taxi right now, refreshing Twitter (sorry, X) on Romanos feed and anger texting his brother.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Now is the time to chuck £120m there way and see what happens.

You watch this complete and utter shambles and think Utd should try and get involved?

No thanks.

 

[DevilRed]

Meanwhile somewhere in America, Daniel Levy is stood in front of a full length mirror, staring intently back at himself as he strokes his tenderness.

 

[dasty]

And there were people saying that negotiating with Levy will just be a walk in the park as Kane is in his last year of contract.

 

[cyberman]

I think you're not far wrong. I imagine his heart starts racing at the thought of sitting around the gold club and telling all his friends how he had a club the size of Bayern Munich marching to his drum.

Meanwhile Bayern are just thinking "just deal with this strange little man once and we won't have to deal with (double checks name) Tottenham Hotspur again."

He’s closing off so many markets for his club that it has to be negligent at this stage.
What top club who has been fecked over by him even sells to Spurs at this stage? In an era when English clubs squads are so vast that they’re starting to sell quality players amongst each other we have Spurs on the outside taking risks on 40m Wolfsburg players

 

[HTG]

Not you personally, but there were definitely other Bayern fans on here surprised we dropped out of trying to sign Kane very early this summer.

Do you now see why?

I bet after this Bayern will not be going after any more Spurs players for a while, and not just because most of them aren't very good.

I’m not surprised. I knew this from the Modric deal. He’s an overcompensating little man with an overcompensating little club. Like a warlord reigning over a small patch of dirt, pretending to be a king.

 

[duffer]

Kinda feel sorry for Harry Kane. Makes the biggest decision in his career and then gets the rug pulled out from under him.

He seems a pretty placid chap but he must be raging.

 

[pascell]

Levy with the biggest 'just kidding' ever

 

[Highfather_24]

What a joke of a club.

 

[mitchmouse]

Yes I know he exists, but the tweet is from an account called JamesDuckAr with an A not with an E, 0 followers, account created today.

Yes, I already replied to you in the thread!

 

[LARulz]

Seriously, why couldn’t you just say “looks like the deal will happen”

I genuinely dunno