This reminds me of a wise Eminem quote, “You find me offensive. I find you offensive for finding me offensive.”
Exactly.
Although I've just offended myself by looking in the mirror and calling myself a fat bastard.. I'm offensive to myself and my reflection. I should be ashamed and delete the conversation I had with myself. I'll also cover all mirrors for a while until I change my thought process.
Sorry to anyone who reads this, I'm going stir crazy in the house.
Can I say stir crazy? or am I offending people with a mental illness?
I'm going to go wash my hands again and go outside for my penitentiary exercise moment.
I shall now bravely venture forth to the place they call The Outside..!