Hello, my name is Luke Shaw, how may I assist you?

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
In my opinion he has been largely performing at this level for United this season already. Our club has lesser focus on crosses and hence its natural Shaw has fewer assists. But he is crucial to our gameplay already.

As far as slimming down is concerned, if he was thinner but running the exact amount and speed, you would have called him a great athelete. It's not a problem at all.
 

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Given the lack of creative midfielders England have, Shaw is crucial for their chance creation. I fully expect Denmark, Italy and Spain to take notice and draw out a plan to stop him. Like PL teams have been doing, denying him space and pressing.
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
Have you completely ignored him and United for the past couple of years? He plays even better for United than at this tournament. Bizarre post, with old awful talking points.
 
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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
He was voted in the PL team of the year by his fellow pros last season?
 

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we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he.
We don't need Shaw at ten assists. What we do need is for him to continue this level of brilliance season after season. Also, would it hurt you to say something positive about United or a United player? Just a suggestion.
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
Absolutely clueless.
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
He created the second most chances in Europe behind messi last season. Its not his fault if our attackers can't finish them
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
You haven't put the team you support on your profile, probably should update that.
 

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Loose a few pounds? You realize if the playes get overweight he will get fines from the club and may loose some week's wage? Most contracts have those kind of clauses.

Plus: they have a combined diet and training plan that is assembled so the player can keep high performance levels. That plan is tailor suited to the player (is he a quick twitch or slow twitch player, etc).
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
You seriously need to learn how to enjoy the moment and let yourself be carried away with a good feeling. Why even be a football fan if you're going to be a negative cinderblock at every possible opportunity.
 

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What’s on anyway? Four assists? I have absolutely no idea how many assists in a single tournament is officially a lot. Must be getting up there though?
Well Fàbregas , Schweinsteiger , Beckham, Robben and Figo each have 5 assistsin the euros. During their careers.

Karel Poborský tops the list at 8, infront of Ronaldo with 7.

For a single tournament, it has to be right at the tippytop
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
Mourinho is that you?
 

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Bet Jose is the network provider though, Shaw's just using his setup
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
10 Assists puts him level with Grealish and 2 off KdB. If that’s your bar, he’ll never please you.
 

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What’s on anyway? Four assists? I have absolutely no idea how many assists in a single tournament is officially a lot. Must be getting up there though?
Especially as hasn’t started every game. Think he’s 1 behind Zuber from Switzerland. Have to feel we’ll have a lot of the ball against the Danes and, no jinxing, have a good chance of making the final as well so he’s got a decent chance to go top of the pile.
 

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yep, just added him to my FPL team. Ahead of the best season ever for him :cool:
 

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Well Fàbregas , Schweinsteiger , Beckham, Robben and Figo each have 5 assistsin the euros. During their careers.

Karel Poborský tops the list at 8, infront of Ronaldo with 7.

For a single tournament, it has to be right at the tippytop
So is Ronaldo the 2nd highest in assists and goals all time in euros?
 

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Yes. The attack has been on fire. Rashford, Greenwood, Martial and Bruno fighting it out for top scorer.
Nah. Your players are really playing well and Sancho is exceptional. You have to be considered favorites on paper at least. Pogba,Sancho,Shaw should put you over the top.
 

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It’s really not that crazy to say that Shaw is currently the best LB in the world.
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
God it makes me sad to share the same name, with polar opposite views.

A guy who snapped his leg in half is now the "arguable" English player of of the tournament and you still need more? Hope your other half in your life is a deity that gives you what you need because your standards are funny.
 

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It’s Ukraine, calm down. Let’s see his tally in the Premier League next season and if he can remotely copy this unrealistic expectation that is building up. With AWB being weak offensively, we need Shaw at ten assists… but he’s not that good is he. In my opinion of course. Needs to slim down too, lose a few pounds to get that speed and condition up.
Bloody hell was just in a thread and saw you slagging off Bruno, enter another one and you're having a go at Shaw :lol: at least you're consistently negative against about the players who play for team I presume you support I suppose.