Oh sod off Weaste, too tall for this blah blah blah... 
I'm off to buy some adjustable stilts or something
I'm off to buy some adjustable stilts or something
If Caf posters were LOTR characters....
- Thread starter Livvie
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That's an excellent idea! Don't forget the adjustable trousers as well.yaps said:
You really think im stupid enough to forget something like that?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr!yaps said:
WeasteDevil said:Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Rhetorical question Mr.Weaste, it didn't need an answer
oopsLivvie20 said:How greedy are you then?? Isn't Aragorn enough?
Eowyn's got Faramir.
t'was a bit weren't it? Aragorn is mooore than enough thank ye Right then folks....we're getting there.
Some slight changes to the cast tho.
Due to other commitments, Softie is not able to be Saruman, and due to lack of response, I've fired Van.Nist. The new Saruman is DJS, which means Marching has to be Gandalf.
FRODO BAGGINS - Niall
GANDALF THE GREY - Marching On Together
SAM GANGEE - Weaste Devil
MERRY BRANDYBUCK - Linaw50. (Putting a Christmas slant on it and casting a woman here. Could either make or break the project).
PIPPIN TOOK - Yaps
BOROMIR - RedPaul
GIMLI - Spinoza
SAURON - Davo
ELROND - Honest John
ARWEN EVENSTAR - GiggsysGirl
CELEBORN - Alex_Hurley
GALADRIEL - Elizabeth
EOWYN - RoD
FARAMIR - Nate
GOLLUM - Big_Andy1
TOM BOMBADIL - Plech.
LEADER OF THE NAZGUL - Kristjan
GRISHNAKH - Gillespie
UGLUK - JoPub
BILBO BAGGINS - Ed the Red
SARUMAN - DJS
Parts still to be cast:
(Keane16 has expressed a desire to be Aragorn, but I expect a tad more class for this important character than "I know dick all about Lord of the Rings, but I put myself forward as whatever character gives it to Liv Tyler". So he needs to present himself a bit better than that to be in with a chance).
ARAGORN
LEGOLAS (Still looking for a goodlooking bloke....)
WORMTONGUE
EOMER
DENETHOR
THEODEN
Filming starts next weekend on location in the Isle of Wight.
Some slight changes to the cast tho.
Due to other commitments, Softie is not able to be Saruman, and due to lack of response, I've fired Van.Nist. The new Saruman is DJS, which means Marching has to be Gandalf.
FRODO BAGGINS - Niall
GANDALF THE GREY - Marching On Together
SAM GANGEE - Weaste Devil
MERRY BRANDYBUCK - Linaw50. (Putting a Christmas slant on it and casting a woman here. Could either make or break the project).
PIPPIN TOOK - Yaps
BOROMIR - RedPaul
GIMLI - Spinoza
SAURON - Davo
ELROND - Honest John
ARWEN EVENSTAR - GiggsysGirl
CELEBORN - Alex_Hurley
GALADRIEL - Elizabeth
EOWYN - RoD
FARAMIR - Nate
GOLLUM - Big_Andy1
TOM BOMBADIL - Plech.
LEADER OF THE NAZGUL - Kristjan
GRISHNAKH - Gillespie
UGLUK - JoPub
BILBO BAGGINS - Ed the Red
SARUMAN - DJS
Parts still to be cast:
(Keane16 has expressed a desire to be Aragorn, but I expect a tad more class for this important character than "I know dick all about Lord of the Rings, but I put myself forward as whatever character gives it to Liv Tyler". So he needs to present himself a bit better than that to be in with a chance).
ARAGORN
LEGOLAS (Still looking for a goodlooking bloke....)
WORMTONGUE
EOMER
DENETHOR
THEODEN
Filming starts next weekend on location in the Isle of Wight.
Which one are you Livvie?
Peter Jackson?
Peter Jackson?
It looks like I'm going to have to be Legolas an all...
It seems only fair that I get 2 parts
It seems only fair that I get 2 parts
Well I will consider it if you post your picture.Davo said:
NB: This will mean you having a very close relationship with Spinoza.
Thats a point...I'll stick to being the bad fecker..
Terrible casting for Spin, he should have been Gollum as I quite clearly pointed out..
You;ve let yourself down there
Terrible casting for Spin, he should have been Gollum as I quite clearly pointed out..
You;ve let yourself down there
He refused the part. I have to consider morale. One volunteer is worth 10 unwilling participants.Davo said:
I may have to consider drafting in a proper actor for Legolas. I don't think Caf. men are going to qualify.
I've just booked my precious tickets for Wednesday night
Is that when its released?Nialler said:I've just booked my precious tickets for Wednesday night
Or according to JSV, when it escapes.Davo said:
Me and the missus yesterday. She's a witch and all. Dead dirty.
yeah, wed 17th December Ster Century Dublin, they call it a special paid preview which is bollox really, they do that with most blockbuster moviesDavo said:
that's LORD of the NazgûlLivvie20 said:
Kristjan said:that's LORD of the Nazgûl
Oops. Sorry. Don't know why I put that - doesn't even look/sound right.
And I forgot Treebeard. I need someone large and wooden.......
that's Danish then.. (sorry DDLivvie20 said:
)I'm tempted to offer the role of Sauron to Saddam now he is available - it seems rude not to. But that would mean upsetting Davo, who has his heart set on it.
Decisions decisions......
Decisions decisions......
JSV hasn't got a part yet. It would be terribly rude to leave him out! :snowman:
He actually has a very important part to play.WeasteDevil said:
It involves carrying a torch, and having an extensive knowledge of the cinema layout.
He's not going to like this!Livvie20 said:
Result! Thanks Livvie, you've made my day. Your christmas bonus is secure after that!Livvie20 said:
"If by my life or death I can delete redundant topics....I will!"
ah finally! my King has arrivedNiall said:Result! Thanks Livvie, you've made my day. Your christmas bonus is secure after that!
"If by my life or death I can delete redundant topics....I will!"
Here's a test so you can check which character you are.
Take the test here!
and
here!
and do this too
click here now!!!
I became Celeborn in the first test. Haven't tested the other ones yet. I became Frodo in a norwegian test (it was a lot better than the zovakware one)
Take the test here!
and
here!
and do this too
click here now!!!
I became Celeborn in the first test. Haven't tested the other ones yet. I became Frodo in a norwegian test (it was a lot better than the zovakware one)
You obviously haven't read on.Niall said:Result! Thanks Livvie, you've made my day. Your christmas bonus is secure after that!
"If by my life or death I can delete redundant topics....I will!"
I changed your part to Frodo. (I figured you might like a meaningful relationship with Weaste.
)But if you prefer Aragorn, it's yours.
took this and hey.. I'm Lord of the Nazgûl, I'm way evil meBeedle said:
It says I'm Legolas, but I think I should be Gandalf the White!
Oh! I was worried that might happen so I didn't read on I just replied straight away!Livvie20 said:You obviously haven't read on.
I changed your part to Frodo. (I figured you might like a meaningful relationship with Weaste.
But if you prefer Aragorn, it's yours.
Aragorn will do me fine thanks....especially since giggsygirl = arwen!
I became Frodo. Looks like I'm him then, since I've been him in two tests.Kristjan said:took this and hey.. I'm Lord of the Nazgûl, I'm way evil me
Livvie.....don't want you to hyperventilate here, but I was talking to Joe McFadden on Saturday afternoon......Livvie20 said:He refused the part. I have to consider morale. One volunteer is worth 10 unwilling participants.
I may have to consider drafting in a proper actor for Legolas. I don't think Caf. men are going to qualify.
RedPaul said:Livvie.....don't want you to hyperventilate here, but I was talking to Joe McFadden on Saturday afternoon......
Where - why - how??? What did he say? What did you say?
You can't just leave it at that!!!
Is he as cute in the flesh?
Niall said:Aragorn will do me fine thanks....especially since giggsygirl = arwen!
All very short, you're off over the sea back to Valinor with the rest of the Elves, Sam, and Gollum.GiggsysGirl said:
dude! seriously! stop telling me shit!WeasteDevil said:All very short, you're off over the sea back to Valinor with the rest of the Elves, Sam, and Gollum.
someone ban him till thursday!
GiggsysGirl said:dude! seriously! stop telling me shit!
someone ban him till thursday!
Oh of course, some people haven't read the books so they don't know what's coming!! How unfortunate....
I personally can't wait for the bit where Aragorn chops up Sauron into little bits with Anduril on the top of Mount Doom. I hope they do that scene using matrix style bullet time, it'll r0x!!
:drunk:
I personally can't wait for the bit where Aragorn chops up Sauron into little bits with Anduril on the top of Mount Doom. I hope they do that scene using matrix style bullet time, it'll r0x!!
:drunk:
Niall said: