I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 2013

OnlyTwoDaSilvas

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Never seen it before now, as the missus is watching it.

So, it's just stupid people eating bugs and dicks whilst dry-heaving, as Ant and Dec look on sheepishly? Am I missing something?
 

Big-Red

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That was a piss easy one. No rotten egg, or creepy crawlies.
 

Shane88

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That Joe guy is going to go far just because of his stupid act. In his 20's and he can't understand how a clock works? Yeah right...
 

iSparky

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"I don't know how to blow my nose" - Joey Essex

Has to be all put on, fecking funny but still put on.
 

Buchan

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Would you give Adlington one?

I met her in Manchester Airport once. I stalked her in the Boots store in Terminal 3 for ten minutes. She has some arse on her.
 

iSparky

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Would you give Adlington one?

I met her in Manchester Airport once. I stalked her in the Boots store in Terminal 3 for ten minutes. She has some arse on her.
I would.
 

Liam147

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Would you give Adlington one?

I met her in Manchester Airport once. I stalked her in the Boots store in Terminal 3 for ten minutes. She has some arse on her.
Absolutely fecking not. God. Have you no standards man?

Anyone else here really taking to Kian? He just seems so pleasant and calm. He'll go far. Quietly going about his business, not making a fuss of things, and he has an ace accent.

He's very similar to Dougie.
 

Adzzz

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Would you give Adlington one?

I met her in Manchester Airport once. I stalked her in the Boots store in Terminal 3 for ten minutes. She has some arse on her.

It was probably a man.
 

Irwinwastheking

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Would you give Adlington one?

I met her in Manchester Airport once. I stalked her in the Boots store in Terminal 3 for ten minutes. She has some arse on her.
Yeah. She has a big snozzle, but she's gotta be an awesome ride.

You'd think lame was some super stud the way he goes on.
 

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I reckon I'll be fed up of Joey soon with all his bullshit, he doesn't seem a bad guy but he's gonna get annoying
 

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I reckon I'll be fed up of Joey soon with all his bullshit, he doesn't seem a bad guy but he's gonna get annoying
I find him hilarious. It's only a 2 week show so it should be fine.

This is one of the best things on telly. Pure trashy crap, but it's funny.
 

Rolandofgilead

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Would you give Adlington one?

I met her in Manchester Airport once. I stalked her in the Boots store in Terminal 3 for ten minutes. She has some arse on her.
Absolutely!

Last night she clearly got a bit jealous when shevrealised she was second in the 'would bang' pecking order.
 

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Not a single picture.

Is this Adlington one you're on about the swimmer? If so, what the feck is wrong with you lot?
 

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She admitted that she pisses in the pool. It's probably got them all thinking she's dirty!
 

iSparky

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I really like Kian now. He is always so calm and relaxed, about everything.
 

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Was tonight the first episode where someone cried? Every time I watch one of these shows someone is blurting like a clown at a wake - tears spreading over everyones face. Can't be dealing with it, no need at all.
 

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The women hate Amy so much :lol:

Men just don't get anywhere near as jealous as females do.
 

Rolandofgilead

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The women hate Amy so much :lol:

Men just don't get anywhere near as jealous as females do.
When the Emmerdale bint was going on about how women are expected to look a certain way, I was thinking 'ah right and men aren't under any pressure to have a certain body or anything, it's not like you open up a womans mag and see Hunk of the week or some such shit'

To be honest, beauty is subjective but don't project your own insecurities on to somebody else you self righteous twat.

EDIT: I was calling Emmerdale woman a twat, not you
 

shaggy

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She actually seems really nice. That emerdale cnut made a prick of amy.
She does, although her showmance with Joey is clearly a tactic. She pretty much knows he's hogging all the limelight at the moment and is likely to pick up votes so best pretend to fancy him.


When the Emmerdale bint was going on about how women are expected to look a certain way, I was thinking 'ah right and men aren't under any pressure to have a certain body or anything, it's not like you open up a womans mag and see Hunk of the week or some such shit'

To be honest, beauty is subjective but don't project your own insecurities on to somebody else you self righteous twat.

EDIT: I was calling Emmerdale woman a twat, not you
The Emmerdale woman has had a boobjob as well :lol:
 

JulesWinnfield

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She does, although her showmance with Joey is clearly a tactic. She pretty much knows he's hogging all the limelight at the moment and is likely to pick up votes so best pretend to fancy him.




The Emmerdale woman has had a boobjob as well :lol:

She's also done modelling herself!

I don't think Rebecca Adlington comes across very well on this to be honest, throwing a strop by moving seats when Amy sat next to her, saying she'd pushed her off when there was clearly enough room. She seems incredibly jealous and petty. Though i'm guessing this is probably getting her a lot of support given that Amy is up for the next trial, despite the fact she's been nothing but perfectly nice from what we've seen.
 

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She's also done modelling herself!

I don't think Rebecca Adlington comes across very well on this to be honest, throwing a strop by moving seats when Amy sat next to her, saying she'd pushed her off when there was clearly enough room. She seems incredibly jealous and petty. Though i'm guessing this is probably getting her a lot of support given that Amy is up for the next trial, despite the fact she's been nothing but perfectly nice from what we've seen.
That was out of order and came across as so catty and petty. Annoying as I put money on her.

But since her little "I'm right insecure!" tantrum her price went right down. She's fourth favourite because of it.

I can understand why she doesn't like Amy. Amy's the fit one that all the lads are fawning over, while she's getting no attention (understandably so), but it isn't Amy's fault, and in fairness to her she's actually come across as very nice throughout (which makes it worse in a way).

I just hope she sees Joey's retardation and thinks enough of it to be in no way romantically involved with the simpleton.

Though Shaggy's seems to have called it right. Tonight you'll see (possibly) Amy showering with Joey. It depends on who instigates it really, but she's walked him to the bridge for his trial, given him a massage and now she's showering with him. She must recognise that people are watching him and, by extension, her.