INT. MTV EXECUTIVE'S OFFICE. DAY.
So, this Will guy. He's the main character right?
Yes.
So he's, like, handsome right?
No he's a sort of awkward dorky type character.
Yeah, yeah, right.. but he's handsome.
Well, not really no. It's better if he's unusual looking.
Yeah, yeah, right. Unusually handsome.
Erm, well, no. He's suposed to look like a plain, dorky, outcast.
Gotcha. We'll put him in a preppy jacket.
That's not really what we're going for. He should look more like the guy that played McLovin.
McLovin doesn't look good in a jacket.
Well that's sort of the...
Good. Now, the fat one.
Erm, there isn't really a fat one.
There's gotta be a fat one. The funny one. He's the fat one. The fat one's always the funny one. Like Jonah Hill. Is Jonah Hill available?
Erm, I don't think so. Also he's about 29.
So?
And I think he's thin now.
Ok, we'll come back to that. Girls?
Yes.
Are there girls?
Yes.
Slutty girls?
Well, some of ..
Good. I'll get someone from 90210 casting on it.
Erm, its'....well...I think they should just look like normal kids.
Jeez. Don't you know anything about television? They should all look like 25 year old porn stars.
Should they?
Yes. And I want to audition all of them personally. And bring me more coke dammit!!