Seriously, wtf has happened to Milan over the last number of years?
I still remember when they were one of, if not the best team in European.
Uncle Bunga in Milan, a Christmas Carol: “A certain illustrious & controversial owner going un-named here
had no more need to entertain himself, his fans & voters with a football club that had won it all and so, as he was becoming old, his sons and daughters started to press him to sell. Uncle Bunga, though, did not want to sell but had an undeclared fortune parked abroad in fiscal havens that needed to repatriate asap... so he chose some asian puppet and transferred him the club in exchange of half a billion euros plus some more if the deal was not completed within some months... the deal was not completed, the asian puppet lost his own (.....
....) billion and the club was shipped to a big hedge fund named Elliot that was curating Uncle Bunga’s fortune abroad and now curates the football club keeping it at a bare minimum for the fools, until the next move is needed to move half a billion or a billion euros again.............”