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As if they'd family friends. His own teammates don't even know. It's completely hush hush. They aint gunna tell Alvaro Maestre from the caf.Im from Colombia and I know family directly related to James, this is a joke.
Piers Morgan is going to lose his shit when James is averaging 5 goals per game in the woman’s premier league
This made ma laugh so fecking hard.
Seriously?Effeminate looking guy... check....
Out injured..... check
This all checks out
Saw the picture. Definitely legit.
I'm James' Dad and I think you all need to start being a bit nicer to her.
Surely this news is one week early?
Also: "They've chopped his dick off lad"
Also: "They've chopped his dick off lad"
I've been sent this by three different mates in the last few hours
I'm not slagging anyone off for having a laugh about it, but it's an easy example of why people hide shit like this
Anyway.
Anyway.
That one made me laugh out loud"they've chopped his dick off lad"
Is this the real truth behind the Phil Jones situation?
this list should now be 11 things you might not know about James Rodriguez
https://www.bundesliga.com/en/news/...-on-bayern-munich-s-summer-signing-454919.jsp
https://www.bundesliga.com/en/news/...-on-bayern-munich-s-summer-signing-454919.jsp
I think the last sentence is so funny because it sounds like it's the FA who've chopped his dick off and he didn't have any choice in the matter."going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks"
and That last sentence
Good for her.
She will be the Messi to the women's game.
Been sent that pic from three different mates this morning and expected a James Rodriguez thread to be front page!
Ive read some stories on Twitter in my time but that’s got to be one of the most random.
If and that’s one hell of an if, there was / is truth in it, I expect it’ll break the internet!
Ive read some stories on Twitter in my time but that’s got to be one of the most random.
If and that’s one hell of an if, there was / is truth in it, I expect it’ll break the internet!
He needs to do a battle of the sexes type thing where he plays himself at football. Ratings gold.
He was plugging video games yesterday on Twitter still very much a man...
That’s sexist. Women or ‘birds’ can be into gaming, too.
There’ll be people who genuinely believe this
It’s the perfect urban myth. Completely lunatic while slightly plausible. He has got a very effeminate face.
If this was true rather then a ridiculous WhatsApp rumour the majority of people would be supportive, at least in public.
Imagine if he did transition and started competing in women's football. I think a ban on transgender athletes would follow fairly quickly after she started scoring 10+ goals per game.
Not really that funny is it? The sort of thing that a Sun reader might find funny.
The quote in itself isn’t that funny but some of the reaction videos on Twitter got me laughing.
I’d say they’re not very good though but in reality they smash me every time
I wouldn't be laughing if I thought there was any chance of even a shred of truth in it. The idea of a trans woman isn't funny, but the way the post is constructed like a grand conspiracy is brilliant.
Well, that's enough evidence for me.
The Twitter memes were hilarious.
Yeah agreed, it's such a ludicrous story in the way it's constructed.
Well I had a look on twitter and some of the memes are transphobic in reponse to the story. The story itself could have been intended as transphobic but the presentation is still hilarious, it reminds me of the giant lasagne story.
I think we need some nuance in situations like these because I'm sure that not everything is offensive but some things do lead to offensive behaviour unfortunately.
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Released from Columbia squad due to fitness concerns.
Make you think wtf was he doing with Everton.
Edit - just to clarify, he opted to sit out last match of the season to join the national team.
Make you think wtf was he doing with Everton.
Edit - just to clarify, he opted to sit out last match of the season to join the national team.
| Season | Injury | from | until | Days | Games missed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20/21 | Calf Injury | Feb 22, 2021 | Apr 1, 2021 | 38 days | 5 |
| 20/21 | Calf Injury | Feb 7, 2021 | Feb 13, 2021 | 6 days | 1 |
| 20/21 | Calf Strain | Dec 6, 2020 | Dec 31, 2020 | 25 days | 5 |
| 20/21 | Groin Injury | Oct 26, 2020 | Nov 6, 2020 | 11 days | 1 |
| 20/21 | Knock | Oct 18, 2020 | Oct 24, 2020 | 6 days | - |
| 20/21 | Knock | Oct 15, 2020 | Oct 16, 2020 | 1 days | - |
| 19/20 | Hip Injury | Feb 7, 2020 | Feb 17, 2020 | 10 days | 2 |
| 19/20 | Medial Collateral Ligament Injury | Nov 15, 2019 | Dec 23, 2019 | 38 days | 8 |
| 19/20 | Unknown Injury | Nov 1, 2019 | Nov 11, 2019 | 10 days | 3 |
| 19/20 | Calf Injury | Aug 26, 2019 | Sep 13, 2019 | 18 days | 1 |
| 18/19 | Calf Problems | Apr 28, 2019 | May 19, 2019 | 21 days | 4 |
| 18/19 | Adductor problems | Apr 18, 2019 | Apr 23, 2019 | 5 days | 1 |
| 18/19 | Ruptured knee ligament | Nov 13, 2018 | Jan 2, 2018 | 315 days | - |
| 18/19 | Cold | Oct 28, 2018 | Nov 1, 2018 | 4 days | 1 |
| 18/19 | Ankle problems | Aug 9, 2018 | Aug 22, 2018 | 13 days |
Really needs to stop skipping leg days
I feel sorry for him. He’s one of the most gifted footballers I’ve seen play for us but his muscles are ruined. It’s a given that he will only be able to play 20-30 games a season now.
I think it's time he moved to MLS. Basically him, Bale and Isco semi-retired 1-2 seasons ago but there's still so much money that they have to continue somehow.
Aye, such a shame. What a talent.
Looks like he’s off to Qatar. Shame about him but his injuries have rendered him useless in a Benitez team which is about consistent hard work. He’s the most talented player we have but on his wages and with the style of Benitez there is no way back for him. A shame we only got to see his quality for half of a season but I’m glad we were able to.
FPLgold this time last year!