DJ_21
Evens winner of 'Odds or Evens 2022/2023'
Would love to watch him in a game with commentary. You just know they’d always use his surname. Rather than Jizz shoots and he scores.
I could see Neville and Carragher getting silly with it for one game and then bring told off.Would love to watch him in a game with commentary. You just know they’d always use his surname. Rather than Jizz shoots and he scores.
Neville and Carragher would be hilarious if they did one of his games. Imagine them on Monday night football analysing himI could see Neville and Carragher getting silly with it for one game and then bring told off.
McCoist would probably have a laugh over it as well.
Neville and Carragher would be hilarious if they did one of his games. Imagine them on Monday night football analysing him
Would go well with Neville’s weird sounds he makes.Carragher "now we know Gary likesabitajizzz akakhahahaha"
Neville "oooooooooohhh"
Did BangBrosAI write this?According to thrustworthy BBC journalist Rocco Mandingo, Jizz has suffered a bone related stress fracture. The fracture happened in the heat of the moment while Jizz was put on top in a free floating role in the arousing encounter between Heracles and Mia Al Khalifa FC.
Jizz was literally everywhere up until his injury and Jizz ran constantly while Mia Al Khalifa went up and down Wankdorf Stadium to exploit the room and holes left by Jizz.
Eventually Jizz did run dry as the ref had to blow his whistle, but he alone had Mia Al Khalifa FC in a chokehold before his bone simply snapped. A real shame as Jizz really stretched the arabian newcomer out in what looked to be the climax of the game. Up until then Heracles had made good use of their long balls. (The penetrative dutch style that Dick Advocaat advocated and tickled our senses with in his teen years).
After the injury, Heracles were still the dominant team and used a total of 5 subs (IFAB rules) - yet there was no glory finding the holes after Jizz pulled out.
On the positive side new signing Shiyed Onyabelly got his chance and got into some dangerous positions.
Cocks out?Or for us
Did BangBrosAI write this?
If he signs for another PL team, it'll be hard to swallow.
Good stuff. But pizz, surely?New chant for when we sign Hornkamp
Ten Hag's at the wheel tell me how good does it feel?
We've got Bruno, Mainoo and Jizz
Marcus Rashford is out on the piss
Ohoohohooohoohohooohoo
Greatest in leagues 1 and two
We're fecking poo
1234!
It could be, I'm happy for people to modify it and add their own spin on it. It's like any great song, it's open to interpretation and remixes.Good stuff. But pizz, surely?
Yeah and he's coming for you!WAIT THIS GUY IS REAL?!?!?
English commentators will just pronounce his name differently the b'stards.Would love to watch him in a game with commentary. You just know they’d always use his surname. Rather than Jizz shoots and he scores.
I'm just that hotYeah and he's coming for you!
Very trueEnglish commentators will just pronounce his name differently the b'stards.
" HEZZ ORNKUMP scores ! "
Not this real, he even scored against Ajax last weekend!WAIT THIS GUY IS REAL?!?!?
Not this real, he even scored against Ajax last weekend!
A real banger!
Actually, it's funny cause the commenter mentions that were as a real 'dekkingsfout' in Ajax's defence. That's a normal thing to say in football (an error in covering), but 'dekken' is also a verb used in Dutch for animals having sex in breeding programs (a bull 'dekt' a cow), so my Caf mind was enjoying that bit.He really unloaded?
Decken in German can have the same meaningActually, it's funny cause the commenter mentions that were as a real 'dekkingsfout' in Ajax's defence. That's a normal thing to say in football (an error in covering), but 'dekken' is also a verb used in Dutch for animals having sex in breeding programs (a bull 'dekt' a cow), so my Caf mind was enjoying that bit.
Ah, Germanic languages humor. This is all so much funnier than @Wing Attack Plan R's film snippets.Decken in German can have the same meaning
Chocolate Guitar Moms Bungalow. Erm…."Your pornstar name is the last thing you ate, your favourite musical instrument and the place you had your first sexual experience"
Chipsdrum Shackleton-Hall."Your pornstar name is the last thing you ate, your favourite musical instrument and the place you had your first sexual experience"