If he signs for another PL team, it'll be hard to swallow.
Jizz Hornkamp | puts it in again
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Did he go in too hard?
He got overexcited and came too soon. You think he’d be better with his tackle with a name like that!
That's just nuts.
Sign him up, we need somebody who can get stuck in and there are lots of teams who don't like it up 'em.
I’ve found Corporal Jones account!
Must have got over excited and ended up going in from behind too early.
I’m guessing he’ll be delighted to be pulled off at half time.
For a man my age, I laughed for too hard at these, well done.
premature
Cant for the life if me remember where i know him from. I have it on the tip of my tongue thought.
Back in 2021 he scored 4 goals for Den Bosch in a single game. Jizz exploded in the final third and busted in four goals in 34 minutes.
He was also linked to a move to Sunderland but he turned them down because he felt he wasn’t ready. He was heard to exclaim “Not yet, not yet, not yet!……. Urgh sorry!”
He was also linked to a move to Sunderland but he turned them down because he felt he wasn’t ready. He was heard to exclaim “Not yet, not yet, not yet!……. Urgh sorry!”
Some great commentary moments
"Jizz with a cross-cum-shot"
"Jizz flying in the from the right"
"Jizz has been all over the pitch today"
"Fernandes squares it, into JIIIIIIZZZ *Neville Orgasm*"
"Jizz with a cross-cum-shot"
"Jizz flying in the from the right"
"Jizz has been all over the pitch today"
"Fernandes squares it, into JIIIIIIZZZ *Neville Orgasm*"
Best post of the thread already in
"At this moment of time his end product is not good enough"
Can he deliver on a cold and hard night in Stoke?
A team full of Jizz would be amazing.
Imagine 11 players named Jizz doing the guard of honour.
I believe that gesture is called “Bukkake” in ancient japanese tradition, but I could be wrong.
How explosive is he? Or does he prefer a controlled dribble?
Good fluid attacker
I like this kid, he's got spunk.
No pedofile or rape jokes should go without saying but I know what some of you are like
His name reminds me of Jizz and that amuses me.
Not the kind of player we want to spaff a load of money on right now.
Looks like he has peaked already. When are we getting the sack watch?
I've got a hard on for this deal - cocks out?
Should just throw money at him until he comes.
Skills and tricks highlights video (Despacito Remix) is on Pornhub if anyone's interested
I typed in jizz compilation and it was full of women, I'm not interested in female sports
can’t wait for him to sign and for jizz to be in the mouth of every match going fan.
Do we think he'll burst onto the scene?
Underrated post.
Looks like an expert at finishing.
Not a fan, seems to be full of himself
"Jizz is all over the Man City defenders, great pressure".
Please get him to the Premier League
Please get him to the Premier League
Would have fitted in well in the early 2010s West Brom team with Shane Long and Simon Cox as his teammates. A Long, Cox, Jizz front line would penetrate any defence.
The Dutch really are shexh mad
If his highlight videos aren’t using this song, they’re doing it wrong.