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Love how people found funny when JM was talking about VL while he missed a header. Did you also hear when he said that VL is not good in the air and gets bullied easily, you know the player he spent money on, the amount of muppets in this place...
 

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Love how people found funny when JM was talking about VL while he missed a header. Did you also hear when he said that VL is not good in the air and gets bullied easily, you know the player he spent money on, the amount of muppets in this place...
Managers don't always get it right. Both Pep and Klopp had to bring in new keepers after the keepers they'd bought didn't work out. Fergie spent years looking for a proper keeper and a midfield partner for Scholes etc. etc.
 

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Love how people found funny when JM was talking about VL while he missed a header. Did you also hear when he said that VL is not good in the air and gets bullied easily, you know the player he spent money on, the amount of muppets in this place...
I watched bit of prematch show, the bit where he said Lindelof was weak in the air summed up how half arsed he was for ManUtd. He said Lindelof can be bullied, weak in the air and somehow signed him for the club.

It's not like he was forced to sign him, Duncan Castles reported long back that Lindelof was at the top of the list and he reported this 6 months before Lindelof was signed.
:D

Made same point few mins back, sums up our recruitment though.
 

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Jose going after Lindelof was so ironic. You signed him, you thought he was good enough, he couldn't have gotten that bad after we signed him, could he? Unless he's trying to say that Lindelof was not really his signing.
Either way, both he and Woody fecked up.

Sadly, I agree with his concealed glee about how we're worse this season, and how we will struggle to get to top 6 with the rise of Leicester.
 

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Jose going after Lindelof was so ironic. You signed him, you thought he was good enough, he couldn't have gotten that bad after we signed him, could he? Unless he's trying to say that Lindelof was not really his signing.
Either way, both he and Woody fecked up.

Sadly, I agree with his concealed glee about how we're worse this season, and how we will struggle to get to top 6 with the rise of Leicester.
The irony is that Lindelöf s best games came just after Jose left
 

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Managers don't always get it right. Both Pep and Klopp had to bring in new keepers after the keepers they'd bought didn't work out. Fergie spent years looking for a proper keeper and a midfield partner for Scholes etc. etc.
He should then stfu and not take a piss joking about it, fecking prick
 

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Some people are obsessed with Mourinho on here. No, I am not talking about the supposed cult, but the weird people who have a complete hatred for him. Some people are criticising him for saying Manutd are poor. What do you expect him to say? That Manutd are great?

This thread is full of illogical nonsense. You people really need to relax. Get over it, it is now almost getting on a year since he was manager.

I don't see anything wrong with what he said. He essentially said that Manutd are poor, which is completely correct.
 

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Yeah if he had free reign he'd spend over 600million and we'd still be playing ultra defensive football against the likes of Bournemouth we'd still be crap and he'd come out saying it's never his fault it's the players and that he needs another 200-300 million so he can replace those players he already bought...
Honestly, is it your money that utd is spending? It's amazing to me that fans want the team to spend less on players so the mgmt can have more.
What are the records? Year 2 with jose coming in 2nd, what were the average goals per game, vs stats under ultra-exciting Ole?
 

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Some people are obsessed with Mourinho on here. No, I am not talking about the supposed cult, but the weird people who have a complete hatred for him. Some people are criticising him for saying Manutd are poor. What do you expect him to say? That Manutd are great?

This thread is full of illogical nonsense. You people really need to relax. Get over it, it is now almost getting on a year since he was manager.

I don't see anything wrong with what he said. He essentially said that Manutd are poor, which is completely correct.
Are you obsessed about United or about Mourinho? Why bother about those who can't bear to even see his silhouette, he's just a dirty speck in the history of our great club, people should be free to hate him, considering all the damage he did.

Why do you say "supposed" cult, when you affirm some people have an obsessive aversion towards him. You surely know that for someone with a highly cleaving and divisive personality like his, he's bound to have people who love or hate him with similar passion. So, you see, yes, there are probably people who who have complete hatred for him (the public figure, of course, not that they know him personally or anything) but likewise there must be people who have a cult-like admiration for him as well.

When he talks incessant nonsense about United in the media and barely acknowledges his failures and his share of the blame in our current predicament (which he seems to be enjoying) what do you expect people to say? Praise him for dissing our club? I'm happy he is no more our manager, but that doesn't mean we should ignore him when he talks sh-t about us, nor is he allowed to, since he's partly responsible for our situation.

Unless you're more of a Mourinho fan than a United fan (which you have the total right to be), you would value the club over the managers (who are bound to come and go) and over players. Any players/managers who openly make degrading statements about United will be criticised on here, and rightly so. You need to relax about it and maybe stay off threads discussing him.
 

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Some people are obsessed with Mourinho on here. No, I am not talking about the supposed cult, but the weird people who have a complete hatred for him. Some people are criticising him for saying Manutd are poor. What do you expect him to say? That Manutd are great?

This thread is full of illogical nonsense. You people really need to relax. Get over it, it is now almost getting on a year since he was manager.

I don't see anything wrong with what he said. He essentially said that Manutd are poor, which is completely correct.
As someone who wanted him out since the Seville calamity I agree, he headfecked so many people on here. He failed, he's gone, let it go.
 

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Honestly, is it your money that utd is spending? It's amazing to me that fans want the team to spend less on players so the mgmt can have more.
What are the records? Year 2 with jose coming in 2nd, what were the average goals per game, vs stats under ultra-exciting Ole?
Have you perhaps seen us play in UCL that season ? It was embarassing
 

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Having him, Souness and Keane on the same panel for a United game was Sky taking the piss, it's like battle of the arseholes.
 

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Have you perhaps seen us play in UCL that season ? It was embarassing
Have you acknowledged the actual level of the players and the team? Everyone is ok calling the players shit now but when Jose was manager they were saying they were capable of more. It was all bollocks.
 

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Have you acknowledged the actual level of the players and the team? Everyone is ok calling the players shit now but when Jose was manager they were saying they were capable of more. It was all bollocks.
Erm.. His own signings were shit!!
 

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Erm, Lukaku and Matic were two mainstays and we finished 2nd! Both replaced Caf darlings Ibra and Herrera and guess what happened!
Lukaku and Matic are one of the most useless players to ever wear our shirt. Mourinho basically wasted £130 million on these two jokers, without even counting their wages worth tens of millions.
 

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What is so fecking mental about that bolded part?

He clearly fell out with the board and downed tools, he was waiting for the sack and his paycheck.
"but somewhere along the line he clearly lost the patience with what is happening above him and it all went downhill after that."

You're portraiting it as if the people above him are at fault for Mourinho failing, which is slightly bizarre
 

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Ultimately, managers are in the club to use the players put at his disposal by the club. In a well structured club, it should never be the other way around.

Just because he's a manager doesn't mean he's a good scout or DoF. That's why the best DoF's and scouting departments around the world are disputed by many top clubs.
 

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Some people are obsessed with Mourinho on here. No, I am not talking about the supposed cult, but the weird people who have a complete hatred for him. Some people are criticising him for saying Manutd are poor. What do you expect him to say? That Manutd are great?

This thread is full of illogical nonsense. You people really need to relax. Get over it, it is now almost getting on a year since he was manager.

I don't see anything wrong with what he said. He essentially said that Manutd are poor, which is completely correct.
The people who hate him absurdly are also part of their own cult
 

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"but somewhere along the line he clearly lost the patience with what is happening above him and it all went downhill after that."

You're portraiting it as if the people above him are at fault for Mourinho failing, which is slightly bizarre
Mourinho’s mistakes are there to be seen and I pointed out on that. The people above him are the ones that are the main culprits we are in this mess.
 

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Mourinho’s mistakes are there to be seen and I pointed out on that. The people above him are the ones that are the main culprits we are in this mess.
You keep circumventing, all you've pointed out is that Mourinho was failed by the people above him and then it went to tits.
 

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Yes really.
Nah, the position we were stuck in when Mourinho left was far more dire than it is now. We've had to replace several of his extremely expensive failures in order to bring the club forward, it takes time to sort out his mess
 

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Yup he was amazing at troling his fanboys
You responding with that video is a snapshot of people failing to understand the tactics and game plans throughout that second season. We reached 81 points because of Mourinho and how he used the players.
 

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Lukaku and Matic are one of the most useless players to ever wear our shirt. Mourinho basically wasted £130 million on these two jokers, without even counting their wages worth tens of millions.
Hyperbolic nonsense. How Ibra and Herrera are revered but the two players that replaced them while we went from 6th to 2nd are the worst players ever is very interesting.
 

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Hyperbolic nonsense. How Ibra and Herrera are revered but the two players that replaced them while we went from 6th to 2nd are the worst players ever is very interesting.
We did finish sixth the previous year due to basically giving up on the league to concentrate on the europa and it’s champions league place and we benefited reversely to that the following year with others concentrating on Europe.
 

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We did finish sixth the previous year due to basically giving up on the league to concentrate on the europa and it’s champions league place and we benefited reversely to that the following year with others concentrating on Europe.
Bollocks. The second season we finished 2nd because we deserved to. We were 2nd the entire season for a reason. To say we finished 2nd because other teams were concentrating on Europa is bollocks especially considering we were also playing in the Champions League.
 

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I bet he's named Everton manager before Bonfire night and he'll probably guide them to finish above us.
 

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Bollocks. The second season we finished 2nd because we deserved to. We were 2nd the entire season for a reason. To say we finished 2nd because other teams were concentrating on Europa is bollocks especially considering we were also playing in the Champions League.
Any need to use bollocks twice in the same paragraph? We exited the champions league very early whilst most of the other teams that would have been challenging went deep in both European competitions.
 

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Bollocks. The second season we finished 2nd because we deserved to. We were 2nd the entire season for a reason. To say we finished 2nd because other teams were concentrating on Europa is bollocks especially considering we were also playing in the Champions League.[/QUOTE


What a glorious season it was. The second place trophy. Forever etched in memories of fans . United 2018 - second place. Maybe you could add a "not for everyone" with it too.

And what a platform it was. Look how that second place finish has helped us progress!

Oh wait