g = window.googletag || {}; googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || []; window.googletag = googletag; googletag.cmd.push(function() { var interstitialSlot = googletag.defineOutOfPageSlot('/17085479/redcafe_gam_interstitial', googletag.enums.OutOfPageFormat.INTERSTITIAL); if (interstitialSlot) { interstitialSlot.addService(googletag.pubads()); } });

Let's all laugh at England

Status
Not open for further replies.

11clarkie11

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Jun 5, 2017
Messages
27
All non English fans in here supporting United for no reason other than glory . Go go support your local Shet teams you feckers.
 

pablo__p

Full Member
Joined
Nov 4, 2009
Messages
1,926
Location
Wrocław
Football body hell!

Fantastic script, thanks fotball gods.

Best team won but England with the talent pool they have bottled it completely.
 

DixieDean

Everton Fan
Joined
Mar 10, 2011
Messages
5,334
Location
Liverpool
Supports
Everton
I thought we played like a small nation out there tonight. Hanging on for 80 minutes.
 

sizzling sausages

Thinks TBP is a soft tagline whore
Scout
Joined
Jun 9, 2013
Messages
26,327
Shame we lost. Cowardly subs from Southgate, but still, to get to a final, not lose in regular time, and go out on pens - it's a great tournament from us! On to the next one.

But as an England fan, I take some small consolation about how rattled you clearly all are about England. Living in your head rent free :lol:

#2022 it's coming home
You take consolation in people being happy England lost?
 

Mr Anderson

Eats, shoots, leaves
Joined
Jul 6, 2009
Messages
24,305
Location
Ireland
I may have a chance in winning the work prediction league now - 100% would have lost had England won. So thanks Southgate for throwing Saka under a bus!
 

12OunceEpilogue

In perfect harmony
Scout
Joined
Oct 2, 2016
Messages
18,449
Location
Wigan
It is the history of the England.


I thought of this before the inevitable happened to be honest :lol:

I'm already past whatever I hoped for for England and am onto hoping Rashy and Sancho don't sweat this too much. Brought on as specialists they look like plums but why didn't they get more game time (particularly the former)? Anyway, wrong thread but I'm sure those loving England blowing another one will at least spare a thought for those United lads who'll need to pick themselves up.
 

2ndTouch

Full Member
Joined
Mar 13, 2015
Messages
2,644
Supports
Bayern München
I remember those player interviews where they said they were too young to remember Wembley '96. Seems they've made their own lastiing memories now. What a grand bottlejob:lol:
 

RedDevilRoshi

Full Member
Joined
Sep 28, 2017
Messages
13,289
As soon as they knocked out the Germans, all we kept hearing was it was coming home, it was coming home, it was coming home.
 

do.ob

Full Member
Joined
Jun 19, 2010
Messages
15,627
Location
Germany
Supports
Borussia Dortmund
I remember those player interviews where they said they were too young to remember Wembley '96. Seems they've made their own lastiing memories now. What a grand bottlejob:lol:
If you think about it Southgate is the real winner of this game. No one will talk about his 96 penalty anymore.
 

DaGOAT

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Feb 10, 2018
Messages
201
Yeah lets all laugh at England reaching a final, not getting beat on the pitch.

Little country jealous folk, we'll be there again.
Cheated vs Denmark to get to the final.
Played all the matches except one at home. Doubt we’ll see England in a final any time soon.
 

FriendlyFox

Full Member
Joined
Sep 20, 2014
Messages
265
Supports
Leicester City
You take consolation in people being happy England lost?
Yup. Even if we didn't win, the fact that so many other countries are rattled about England means we're doing something right. :D

The further we get into a tournament, the saltier other fans get. You can tell they were genuinely worried this time.
 

lefty_jakobz

I ❤️ moses
Joined
Aug 22, 2013
Messages
3,648
Those salty English tears...are delicious :lol:

No doubt all the black players will be thoroughly racially abused on social media now by the engerlanders
 

InfiniteBoredom

Full Member
Joined
Jun 10, 2013
Messages
13,679
Location
Melbourne
Honestly think it’s shocking that United fans are reviling in this when 4 uniteds player lost and two missed a pen.
I support them when they play for United, why should I give a feck whether they do well or not for their NT, which I don’t like?

Getting a dream start on home turf after having every advantages imaginable in the tournament, then proceed to hunker down for 90 minutes in the ugliest fashion possible, no shit football fans are pleased you lot lost.
 

SirAnderson

Full Member
Joined
Aug 21, 2014
Messages
24,363
Location
Johannesburg, South Africa
Imagine celebrating a United youth product missing a penalty and pretending to be a United fan
The ONLY solace England winning would be for our boys,
The England fans made this horrible to try and even support the country.
I literally had no reason to support Rome, and was supporting 4 players, Shaw, Maguire, Sancho and Rashford.
Since it was obvious Southgate and England couldn't careless, I'm gutted for them, but ecstatic that England's arrogance got the humiliation it deserved, more so the utter antifootball they showed for 118 minutes with the abundance of attackers at their disposal.
 

Rektsanwalt

Full Member
Joined
Jul 28, 2019
Messages
1,573
Supports
Schalke 04
wow that final was actually pretty bad from England considering their possibilities. Bottled it! And those pens :drool::drool: insecurities for future football generations for sure
 

Decade long lurker

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Oct 26, 2017
Messages
121
can’t laugh. Gutted for Marcus and Jadon. Must be soul destroying. They’ll be the scapegoats. Negative tactics with all that attacking talent on the bench is the biggest travesty.
 

nazanto

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Sep 10, 2013
Messages
399
Location
Cloud
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

But I'm quite worried for those players who missed the penalties. 2 of ours and Saka which happens to be not white.
 

Rojofiam

Full Member
Joined
May 11, 2017
Messages
3,637
I am gutted for our 4 players, Southgate is a fecking bellend and I've been saying it before and after every match in this tournament.

Some English posters on here deserve this loss for having the cheek to compare this incompetent sack of shit to Solskjaer.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.