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When England get knocked out, the English laugh along with everyone else at our team being knocked out again. When Germany get knocked out, the Germans get offended by everyone else laughing at their team.
What a comical take. England fans get wound up as much as anyone. Check out this thread from last time round.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/lets-all-laugh-at-england.439827/page-60

Some people were actually insisting Utd fans had no right to support an English team unless they also cheered England on.
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This season only 4 teenagers who have more than 200mins in the Bundesliga, Bellingham (England), Scally (USA), Musiala (German), Moukoko (German).

I remember it was similar the last two seasons too. Perhaps they're not giving their youth a chance? Or is it down to the quality of youth their academies are producing?
 

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Most of these Bundesliga forums are not even Germans. They are Americans or ABE (Anything But England) brigade.
Americans who write in perfect german language? No, these were definitely germans (or people who life there) posting in the forums i was reading that night.

But I believe the @kolli lad that the younger generation in Germany is not that invested in this rivalry anymore.
 

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Germany have now trailed 0:1 or 1:2 in 11 consecutive Euro or World Cup matches...that's a really weird run for such a highly decorated football nation.
 

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This season only 4 teenagers who have more than 200mins in the Bundesliga, Bellingham (England), Scally (USA), Musiala (German), Moukoko (German).

I remember it was similar the last two seasons too. Perhaps they're not giving their youth a chance? Or is it down to the quality of youth their academies are producing?
Don't really think so. There is still an abundance of exciting young players in the league aside from those. And Bynoe-Gittens and Wirtz would also be in this list if it wasn't for their injuries. I mean, although the quality of the talent coming through was a bit off in the last years and the German FA adjusted the youth system to this, we still have three absolute elite talents in Musiala, Wirtz and Moukoko upfront.
 

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that's not true is it? After the England loss in the Euro Final vs Italy I had a read through quite a few Buli Team Forums and they alle were laughing and celebrating the England loss.

I could be wrong obviously since I build my assumption only on the posts on these forums on that night.
Yeah, definitely. But that had primarily to do with the behaviour of English fans as well as Southgate's interview. It takes much for Germans to cheer for Italy. Generally, Italy ranks below England in terms of sympathies I'd say, though England isn't particularly popular either.
 

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What a comical take. England fans get wound up as much as anyone. Check out this thread from last time round.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/lets-all-laugh-at-england.439827/page-60

Some people were actually insisting Utd fans had no right to support an English team unless they also cheered England on.

Salt level - off the charts.
Remember that, a bizarre take. I had similar conversations with friends how were all about how can you support United but not England. I was like, what the hell, you even have folks in Croatia who support Dinamo or Hajduk but dont give a rats ass about Croatia NT.
 

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In the 70s it was about the duel of styles, Cruyff's total football versus the proverbial German ruthlessness and efficiency. So there is a lot more history to it than just that event in the 90s.

In general I feel like it depends also on the region you live in if you see Italy or the Netherlands as more important, for me as a Northerner the Dutch are much more interesting, but I feel like in the south that's different.

Nonetheless I would say those two and Brazil are the main rivalries due to history, maybe I would add Argentina next. England might aspire to be one of that main rivals for us, but they simply are one of many and not outstanding.
I think you have misunderstood what I was saying, as I was not saying the hate/rivalry whatever you want to call it, was due to the spitting act, but when that happen the Dutch chap used the excuse of ww2 for doing it.

I know there is more to the rivalry like what you said and the fact of all EU teams back then, it was normally Germany or Italy that were seen as the top 2 sides in Europe with the Dutch lagging behind, as England were well England, Spain were seen as the bridesmaid, so of the Euro teams, Italy and Germany were seen by many as most likely to win the WC or Euros.
 

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I think you have misunderstood what I was saying, as I was not saying the hate/rivalry whatever you want to call it, was due to the spitting act, but when that happen the Dutch chap used the excuse of ww2 for doing it.
Oops you are right, missed that point.

WW2 obsession in my mind is related to the English, not to the Dutch :lol:
 

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In the 70s it was about the duel of styles, Cruyff's total football versus the proverbial German ruthlessness and efficiency. So there is a lot more history to it than just that event in the 90s.

In general I feel like it depends also on the region you live in if you see Italy or the Netherlands as more important, for me as a Northerner the Dutch are much more interesting, but I feel like in the south that's different.

Nonetheless I would say those two and Brazil are the main rivalries due to history, maybe I would add Argentina next. England might aspire to be one of that main rivals for us, but they simply are one of many and not outstanding.
From my point of view, I'd say Italy and England are the teams people generally want to fail. The Netherlands are probably the biggest rivalry but they don't have as much "ill will", at least here. But people still laugh at them for not qualifying, etc., and the first to make jokes about.

After thos three I'd probably put France in terms of rivalry, then probably Brazil, Spain and Argentina. At least if you ignore the smaller teams, such as Swiss and Austria.
 

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In the 70s it was about the duel of styles, Cruyff's total football versus the proverbial German ruthlessness and efficiency. So there is a lot more history to it than just that event in the 90s.

In general I feel like it depends also on the region you live in if you see Italy or the Netherlands as more important, for me as a Northerner the Dutch are much more interesting, but I feel like in the south that's different.

Nonetheless I would say those two and Brazil are the main rivalries due to history, maybe I would add Argentina next. England might aspire to be one of that main rivals for us, but they simply are one of many and not outstanding.
I don't think that's true. I grew up in southern Germany and would say that the Netherlands were certainly seen as our main rivals there, too. I guess it's rather a matter of when you grew up. The rivalry was pretty strong in the 70s and especially in the late 80s, when both countries had some of the best players in the world and the matches had a lot of emotions/hate (Euro 88, WC 90). I also remember some songs back then about the rivalry, e.g. by Joint Venture, and of course some fan songs were rather shameful back then, too, like "Bomben auf Amsterdam". Especially after Rijkaard spitting on Voeller, who was well-liked in Germany, there was some serious hate in all of Germany when it came to football and the Netherlands.
I'd say Italy was rather disliked than hated due to their way of playing and their supposed bad sportsmanship (esp. diving). Of course, them beating us all the time and being almost as successful as us might be a reason for the dislike, too.
Maybe it's different for younger generations because we didn't have a lot of important and heated matches for a long time and a lot of Dutch players and coaches had very successful spells at German clubs.

From my point of view, I'd say Italy and England are the teams people generally want to fail. The Netherlands are probably the biggest rivalry but they don't have as much "ill will", at least here. But people still laugh at them for not qualifying, etc., and the first to make jokes about.

After thos three I'd probably put France in terms of rivalry, then probably Brazil, Spain and Argentina. At least if you ignore the smaller teams, such as Swiss and Austria.
I wouldn't call these rivalries. I wouldn't call England-Germany a rivalry either. Of course, their yellow press gets quoted here and there is some noise in before matches, but it's mostly banter. In general, the Three Lions were largely seen as quite the opposite to Italy in the last decades. Quite a lot of friends had England shirts for example. But maybe there is some change there, too, because these days British teams are as prone to diving as everyone else.
 
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From my point of view, I'd say Italy and England are the teams people generally want to fail. The Netherlands are probably the biggest rivalry but they don't have as much "ill will", at least here. But people still laugh at them for not qualifying, etc., and the first to make jokes about.

After thos three I'd probably put France in terms of rivalry, then probably Brazil, Spain and Argentina. At least if you ignore the smaller teams, such as Swiss and Austria.
According to Italy's wiki page, it states "Their rivalry with Germany is also long-standing, having played against each other five times in the World Cup, notably in the "Game of the Century", the 1970 World Cup semifinal between the two countries that Italy won 4–3 in extra time, with five of the seven goals coming in extra time. Germany has also won three European Championships while Italy has won it twice. The two countries have faced each other four times in the European championship, with three draws (one German penalty shoot-out victory) and one Italian victory.Germany had never defeated Italy in a major tournament match until their victory in the Euro 2016 quarter-finals, on penalties (though statistically considered a draw), with all Germany's other wins over Italy being in friendlies" And not forgetting it was Italy that beat Germany in WC82

So based on that, it's more footie related than anything else with Italy and much more of a direct rivalry than with the Dutch from my POV, whereas with the English I feel it's a combination of both the way England or as some (?) Germans see the WC66 win as England been looked after on home soil and the 2 wars of the last century.
 

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So based on that, it's more footie related than anything else with Italy and much more of a direct rivalry than with the Dutch from my POV, whereas with the English I feel it's a combination of both the way England or as some (?) Germans see the WC66 win as England been looked after on home soil and the 2 wars of the last century.
I think part of the issue with England is that Germans react strongly to delusions of grandeur and they feel that England overrates its importance in international football. In a way "It's coming home" is the international equivalent to Hamburg's notorious Bundesliga clock, the more you claim how special you are the more Germans are gonna want to see you fail. That's a very German trait...keep in mind that this is a country that has created a term called "Neidkultur" (i. e. "jealousy culture") to describe how people react when someone shows he's better off than most.
 

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I think the 'anti-english' stuff was in response to people literally saying terrible things about English people, not laughing about Saka and Rashford missing a penalty. But yeah, you are right though, some people definitely got a bit overly emotional in the face of the lighthearted banter.
Yeh that thread went from friendly banter to genuine xenophobia pretty quickly.
 

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Well at least the German players can focus on lgbt issues now that pesky football is out of the way.
 

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According to Italy's wiki page, it states "Their rivalry with Germany is also long-standing, having played against each other five times in the World Cup, notably in the "Game of the Century", the 1970 World Cup semifinal between the two countries that Italy won 4–3 in extra time, with five of the seven goals coming in extra time. Germany has also won three European Championships while Italy has won it twice. The two countries have faced each other four times in the European championship, with three draws (one German penalty shoot-out victory) and one Italian victory.Germany had never defeated Italy in a major tournament match until their victory in the Euro 2016 quarter-finals, on penalties (though statistically considered a draw), with all Germany's other wins over Italy being in friendlies" And not forgetting it was Italy that beat Germany in WC82

So based on that, it's more footie related than anything else with Italy and much more of a direct rivalry than with the Dutch from my POV, whereas with the English I feel it's a combination of both the way England or as some (?) Germans see the WC66 win as England been looked after on home soil and the 2 wars of the last century.
Yeah, the rivalry with Italy is very football related. For my generation, the defeat in 2006 is still the most influential factor, I guess, as well as the corruption scandal in Serie A. The prejudices about Italy are usually that they are diving, playing unfair, ultra defensive bordering cynical plus they paid the referee. The Dutch are usually winded up with their lack of success/effectivity but that's that in a footballing context. I'd say it's a more fun and less bitter rivalry for most. France is generally a historical rivalry because of the two countries having fought multiple wars against each other so that's getting weaker year by year. I still remember some older people jokingly referring to them as "Erbfeind" (hereditary enemy) in my youth which luckily nobody would do now anymore.

England is a bit different, I think. Many Germans associate English football with foreign investors, exorbitant salaries and fees, commercialisation, drunk troublemakers, rampages, etc. Plus England was always seen criticially from a political point of view since they always demanded special treatment in the EU and eventually opted for the Brexit. There's this saying "die spinnen, die Briten" ("those brits are going crazy") which sums up pretty well how most people casually see English football. The Wembley goal is more of a side note compared to that.

Brazil and Argentina are almost entirely a sporting rivalry. There's no ill will towards them when Germany isn't facing them directly. Different story with England, people always enjoy them failing over here. Probably the most out of all teams, although the direct rivalry with others is probably bigger.
 

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Yeah, the rivalry with Italy is very football related. For my generation, the defeat in 2006 is still the most influential factor, I guess, as well as the corruption scandal in Serie A. The prejudices about Italy are usually that they are diving, playing unfair, ultra defensive bordering cynical plus they paid the referee. The Dutch are usually winded up with their lack of success/effectivity but that's that in a footballing context. I'd say it's a more fun and less bitter rivalry for most. France is generally a historical rivalry because of the two countries having fought multiple wars against each other so that's getting weaker year by year. I still remember some older people jokingly referring to them as "Erbfeind" (hereditary enemy) in my youth which luckily nobody would do now anymore.

England is a bit different, I think. Many Germans associate English football with foreign investors, exorbitant salaries and fees, commercialisation, drunk troublemakers, rampages, etc. Plus England was always seen criticially from a political point of view since they always demanded special treatment in the EU and eventually opted for the Brexit. There's this saying "die spinnen, die Briten" ("those brits are going crazy") which sums up pretty well how most people casually see English football. The Wembley goal is more of a side note compared to that.

Brazil and Argentina are almost entirely a sporting rivalry. There's no ill will towards them when Germany isn't facing them directly. Different story with England, people always enjoy them failing over here. Probably the most out of all teams, although the direct rivalry with others is probably bigger.
While I disagree on details I think overall this is a good take. There is a true football rivalry to those countries, while there isn't with England. But there is a certain annoyance about "English exceptionalism". The general perception of England is that at least a significant part is vastly overestimating English/British importance for the world and seem to think that they still live (or should live) in the Empire, Brexit being the most recent and crucial sign of this. It extends to football, but that's not the key in that regard.

And please stop using the WWs as an argument for a special rivalry between England and Germany. We more or less fought the whole of Europe plus the US, not just you.
 

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While I disagree on details I think overall this is a good take. There is a true football rivalry to those countries, while there isn't with England. But there is a certain annoyance about "English exceptionalism". The general perception of England is that at least a significant part is vastly overestimating English/British importance for the world and seem to think that they still live (or should live) in the Empire, Brexit being the most recent and crucial sign of this. It extends to football, but that's not the key in that regard.

And please stop using the WWs as an argument for a special rivalry between England and Germany. We more or less fought the whole of Europe plus the US, not just you.
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German football is in shocking state for last 7-8 years. And I don't see they will recover anytime soon.
 

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German football is in shocking state for last 7-8 years. And I don't see they will recover anytime soon.
What exactly makes you think that way? Not sure I'd swap Musiala, Wirtz and Moukoko against any other trio of talents. Plus we have a CL-winning coach as manager and two other CL-winning coaches in Klopp and Tuchel as future options.

Not really concerned about the future. Wouldn't rule out that we win the EC in two years time.
 

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What exactly makes you think that way? Not sure I'd swap Musiala, Wirtz and Moukoko against any other trio of talents. Plus we have a CL-winning coach as manager and two other CL-winning coaches in Klopp and Tuchel as future options.

Not really concerned about the future. Wouldn't rule out that we win the EC in two years time.
The players you mentioned are good but if you think they are way above average and they can lift the team to the next level then good for you. I just don't think they have it in them. I have seen plethora of young German talent over the years and saw them grew and dominate world football. Compare to them none of these guys cut it. May be I have unreasonably high expectations from German football.
 

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The players you mentioned are good but if you think they are way above average and they can lift the team to the next level then good for you. I just don't think they have it in them. I have seen plethora of young German talent over the years and saw them grew and dominate world football. Compare to them none of these guys cut it. May be I have unreasonably high expectations from German football.
The only German talent I've seen that's on the level of Musiala and Wirtz is Götze. And Moukoko might prove to be even better than those to if he continues like he started. He's currently busy taking over all the "youngest player to ..." records from Wirtz who just took them over from Haaland.

So yeah, they are exceptional if you ask me. Wouldn't swap one of them for Bellingham, Tchouameni or Camavinga for instance. Pedri, Gavi and these three are the real deals for me in the U20 group. And they for me are clearly ahead of Özil, Kroos, Schweinsteiger, Lahm, Havertz, etc. at the same age. It's not even particularly close actually.
 

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When I was was growing up, Scotland were the big rivals for England, not West Germany, as they were then. After 1966, and Hurst's 2nd goal, the games took on a greater significance, especially in Mexico in 1970 when rumours ran rife that the wicked Boche had nobbled Gordon Banks. Then they came to Wembley and Gunter Netzer gave us a lesson in how to play. A game against the Germans was always something to look forward to but as for it being some great rivalry, that was only in the minds of the press and a certain section of fans. The Germans won things. England didn't. England still hasn't and the Germans - despite their early exit - are far and away the team with the bulging trophy cabinet.
 

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I think it’s extremely funny. Long may it continue.
 

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It's never as bad as it seems when there's been an early exit, look at England. They were absolute shite, now they're slightly better than shite in tournaments.

Shit happens, its international football - a couple of bad games and you're out. They're on a bad run in World Cups but they do have young talent. You get four years to build for another World Cup, that is loads of time, too much to say they won't be a contender again for the next one.

A malaise in international football is not that disastrous compared to club football as long as the conveyor belt is okay. You don't have to sack all the recruitment staff, deal with the finances, compete with rivals that are ultra efficient. It's just getting the next batch of players through and a decent manager.
 

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I think our resident Germans are seriously over rating their upcoming talent, it pales in comparison to their 2009class talent and it's serious lagging behind the likes of French, they've got work to do.
 

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Well at least the German players can focus on lgbt issues now that pesky football is out of the way.
Go woke go broke. If they had focused on football instead of that, they wouldn't be out.
"Rashford should be focusing on football instead of his social crusade."
"Pogba should be focusing on football instead of his stupid hair."
"Memphis should be focusing on football instead of his lame rap videos."

Y'all can piss right off. As if people don't have mental space to focus on their football when they need do, and do other things elsewhere. (Which includes putting your hand on your mouth for 10 seconds during a pre-match team picture. I'll add they even went on to dominate that game apart from a short wild period in the second half.)
 

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There might be a bit of schadenfreude about Germanys demise, but this tournament significantly marks the resurgence of Brazil and Argentina meanwhile the European nations have struggled so far.