Alabaster Codify7
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He'll basically be the new Ashley Young, blow for blow.
In 1-2 seasons time, he'll be a complete fringe player earning 100k a week to sit on the bench; he'll be linked with moves during every transfer window but the level of clubs interested (in other words, those on his actual level) won't be able to afford his wages.
He'll be content to make stupid videos of him doing handshakes with Pogba while earning 100k a week as a substitute. Then once in every 10 substitute appearances, he'll score a screamer that wins us points and we'll all say::
"Shit, I don't actually mind him being here as a squad player..."
In 1-2 seasons time, he'll be a complete fringe player earning 100k a week to sit on the bench; he'll be linked with moves during every transfer window but the level of clubs interested (in other words, those on his actual level) won't be able to afford his wages.
He'll be content to make stupid videos of him doing handshakes with Pogba while earning 100k a week as a substitute. Then once in every 10 substitute appearances, he'll score a screamer that wins us points and we'll all say::
"Shit, I don't actually mind him being here as a squad player..."