Is it such a tall order for you cnuts to stop talking about Marty’s height FFS.
Lisandro Martinez | Signs for United
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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Lisandro Martinez is small. Edit: I just got the joke. Long day.
A lot of small minded people in this thread. 
Did his flight land? What’s the delay? They couldn’t get him out of his child seat?
I don’t think he’d appreciate us looking down on him with these jokes.
I've had it up to here with the short jokes
He's only been here for 5 minutes and he's already got his own mushroom to live in. Now you tell me that's wrong.
Go shawty it’s your birthday…
Has Rashy sorted him out some free school dinner yet?
So this is another ticked off ETHs shortlist.
You worried Martinez is going to get overlooked?
At least it wasn't a long and drawn out affair
He looks pretty quick from what I have seen and has a good jump on him.
So if it doesnt work out for him here he can always enter the athletics and go for the Olympic Gold 110m Curb Hurdling champion
So if it doesnt work out for him here he can always enter the athletics and go for the Olympic Gold 110m Curb Hurdling champion
Damn, wish I could say the same.
Doesn’t he have like an insane NBA/Ronaldo like jumping leap on him? I’m sure that would help against those stereotypical big shithouse centre-forwards that are almost out of fashion now.
With Burnley gone, is there even a shithouse team now? Fulham, Bournemouth and Forest play football on the ground and not too many of the current Premier League clubs even play like that anymore. It’s like small, pacy forwards now and the token tall striker is better with his feet than posing an aerial threat ironically.
With Burnley gone, is there even a shithouse team now? Fulham, Bournemouth and Forest play football on the ground and not too many of the current Premier League clubs even play like that anymore. It’s like small, pacy forwards now and the token tall striker is better with his feet than posing an aerial threat ironically.
Martinez transport has been tracked down
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Only 120k p.w wages.
What you can't see in this picture is that Martinez is the only one standing up.
The real question is will his shirt name be Lisandro or Tyrionn?
I hear he's more of a Weeman guy
He’s not rapid but he ain’t painfully slow like Maguire.
A very unusual physique for a PL centerback. Im curious if ETH will utilize him against certain opponents and bench him when we play teams with giant strikers like Haaland who can just shrug him off.
Alright, sorry, enough with the crap height jokes.
I can't profess to know too much about this guy but what I will say is that the consensus opinion of Ajax fans is that he is going to be a huge loss for them. On top of that he seems to be a very impressive player statistically, albeit with the significant caveat that defenders are quite difficult to judge based on statistics alone.
Considering the level of need within our squad I have a feeling that £46.5 million might be a slight over-payment for him but I can't say that bothers me greatly considering the budget still seems to be available for the rest of Ten Hag's demands (barring maybe Antony, but that likely would've been the case regardless of Martinez's fee) and with his age there's a lot of scope for him to become an established starter if he's anywhere near as good as many Ajax fans claim he is.
I can't profess to know too much about this guy but what I will say is that the consensus opinion of Ajax fans is that he is going to be a huge loss for them. On top of that he seems to be a very impressive player statistically, albeit with the significant caveat that defenders are quite difficult to judge based on statistics alone.
Considering the level of need within our squad I have a feeling that £46.5 million might be a slight over-payment for him but I can't say that bothers me greatly considering the budget still seems to be available for the rest of Ten Hag's demands (barring maybe Antony, but that likely would've been the case regardless of Martinez's fee) and with his age there's a lot of scope for him to become an established starter if he's anywhere near as good as many Ajax fans claim he is.
I heard he can get into the quamtun realm Ant-Man style and travel past in time to stop goals before they happen 
How do you stop a goal after it happened?I heard he can get into the quamtun realm Ant-Man style and travel past in time to stop goals before they happen
Haha. Love it
Even if his head would be at his opponents bullocks, he wouldn’t have to jump at all. He’ll merely play smarter.
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Why many agents, Messi?
Bog roll aeroplane.
Bog roll aeroplane.
I hope he won't be pocketed.
How are his physical attributes such as strength, agility, speed, acceleration, leap?
Sounds like a brilliant passer and reader of the game, but I hope he is physically more up for it than say Blind ever was.
Sounds like a brilliant passer and reader of the game, but I hope he is physically more up for it than say Blind ever was.
We haven’t talked about that yet, thanks for raising it
Are you advocating he nuts them in the nuts?
Not sure we'll ever know.
So good you had to quote it twice
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