You'd think the Glazers could at least have them come play in their own state once? Worthless feckers.
To be fair, regarding Detroit, it's a great sports city. In the past 7 years, they've hosted the Super Bowl, the NCAA basketball Final Four, the World Series, the NBA Finals, and the NHL Finals. I don't know if another city can say that they've hosted all of those in a 10 year span. It's actually kind of strange that they never got an MLS team, because they have a pretty nice history with the game, getting a US and also a Brazil game among the 4 hosted there in the 94 World Cup, as well as hosting England-Germany in the 93 US Cup (I think it was called).
I'll admit that I'm biased, having grown up an hour North of Detroit. While the city itself does have some major problems, it does a fantastic job at hosting major sporting events. And it has 3 nice, big casinos in the city, with legalized prostitution and a 19 year old drinking age just across the river in Canada.