Manchester United sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[macheda14]

At least we know he's a better actor than Wayne

 

[Ecstatic]

At least we know he's a better actor than Wayne

A good starting point for the next season

We also know he's a better business man

 

[Oneunited26]

Take away Real and Atletico from La Liga and you'll see that the gap between Barca and the next team is just as big as PSG's.
Clearly this means that Messi's and Ronaldo's scoring records against the 4-20th placed teams in La Liga doesn't mean shit because my 7-yo nephew could put up the same kind of numbers if he played for Real or Barca (and definitely the same as Zlatan for PSG)....

Just get on with it and say that you don't like Zlatan instead of shitting on a league you probably don't watch anyway.

Lets not forget these top teams that fans shit on their competition, have had no problem dispatching England's top teams. Sevilla schooled liverpool in that final, its like saying how bad is the PL? when teams like leicester can win it, the top teams can't be that good. Doubt many united fans had a problem with the PL when we kept winning it

"I come to win. I don't come to West Ham. I don't come to look at the weather"

He said 'waste time', but it sounded very much like that, and I like to imagine he knows they're a shite club.

Its about time we heard quotes like this, because too long allot of players are to obsessed with going to clubs for city's and weather, cough cough ronaldo. Yes Manchester is known for not the greatest of climates, and this sort of mentality is needed.

 

[7even]

 

[Ecstatic]

https://www.facebook.com/allu.troll...6741168464254/709773485827687/?type=3&theater

 

[Lennon7]

"I come to win. I don't come to West Ham. I don't come to look at the weather"

He said 'waste time', but it sounded very much like that, and I like to imagine he knows they're a shite club.

ffs

 

[Ecstatic]

Good-quality work. On social networks, Zlatan > all

 

[criticalanalysis]

Ed, what does the scouter say about his power level?

 

[ti vu]

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

Zlatan signs Man Utd. Change. Now.

@Raoul, @RonaldoVII, please? It won't harm anyone.

 

[Tomuś]

I calculated his senior CLUB goals a couple of years ago to see how (potentially) far he can go. Checked numbers now : 373. 27 goals to get to a masive, round total of 400 which would fantastic tribute to his career, esp seeing he's got 150 assists to date.

Speaking of his overall goals number (Club + NT) he is 65 goals short of 500

 

[ColvaleGoa]

I wonder if we have signed the new Falcao!

 

[Carlsen19]

I wonder if we have signed the new Falcao!

No we haven't. As has been said 65,785 times on this forum already, Falcao had recently suffered a knee ligament injury and had been rushed back to try and make the WC. Ibra is coming off the back of a 50 goal or whatever it was season. Lazy comparison.

 

[ManUchosenbosslvg]

In the test don't you have to run on a treadmill with an oxygen mask on till your lungs bursts!!!
He must be Superfit , he's gonna be good till he's 40, he don't need pace he's never had it anyhow, remember Sheringham he was 31 when we got him, we are going to have a few glorious years ahead with Zlatan.

Ha you sound like you must have a sports science degree...

 

[ManUchosenbosslvg]

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Legendary.

There's a surprising amount of people convinced he'll be a success after hearing this story

Didn't Liverpool claim Sakho broke machine when testing his power, seems like a nonsense stat clubs roll out to hype a signing.

 

[Lennon7]

Ha you sound like you must have a sports science degree...

Are you trying to say "lungs burst" and "superfit" aren't scientific phrases?

 

[top1whoisman]

There's a surprising amount of people convinced he'll be a success after hearing this story

Didn't Liverpool claim Sakho broke machine when testing his power, seems like a nonsense stat clubs roll out to hype a signing.

He's had his fair share of troubles with testing.

 

[ti vu]

There's a surprising amount of people convinced he'll be a success after hearing this story

Didn't Liverpool claim Sakho broke machine when testing his power, seems like a nonsense stat clubs roll out to hype a signing.

Sakho has no problem with physicality of PL. So the testing is good.

These testings don't tell about football abilities. Sakho was sub for PSG, no one expected him to set the world ablaze and he didn't.

Edit: I took back my conclusion. I forgot about RAWK, so there you go.

 

[horsechoker]

There's a surprising amount of people convinced he'll be a success after hearing this story

Didn't Liverpool claim Sakho broke machine when testing his power, seems like a nonsense stat clubs roll out to hype a signing.

But can he do it on a sober night in Manchester?

 

[Fergus' son]

Great champion also

Certainly are.

 

[Remix]

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"I have a personal message for Zlatan:

You decided to go red

It is the best choice you ever made

When you walk into the "Theatre of Dreams"

When you can feel the ghosts of the legends that have been here before

When you score a goal right in front of the Stretford End

When you hear the crowd chanting your name

When your heart beats so strong that it bursts out of your chest

When you feel that you will love them as much as they will love you

You will know, my friend, that finally, you made it home."

 

[Sigma]

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"I have a personal message for Zlatan:

You decided to go red

It is the best choice you ever made

When you walk into the "Theatre of Dreams"

When you can feel the ghosts of the legends that have been here before

When you score a goal right in front of the Stretford End

When you hear the crowd chanting your name

When your heart beats so strong that it bursts out of your chest

When you feel that you will love them as much as they will love you

You will know, my friend, that finally, you made it home."

He looks like Fidel Castro in that video

 

[Devil may care]

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Pure Gold!

 

[clarkydaz]

there's only one king, you got that right! Prince Zlatan

 

[Antisocial]

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"I have a personal message for Zlatan:

You decided to go red

It is the best choice you ever made

When you walk into the "Theatre of Dreams"

When you can feel the ghosts of the legends that have been here before

When you score a goal right in front of the Stretford End

When you hear the crowd chanting your name

When your heart beats so strong that it bursts out of your chest

When you feel that you will love them as much as they will love you

You will know, my friend, that finally, you made it home."

Amazing

 

[FC Ronaldo]

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[Mr Pigeon]

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I didn't watch it but I heard that the Octagon turned into a boxing ring halfway through the show because Zlatan decided that Octagons are stupid.

 

[izec]

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"I have a personal message for Zlatan:

You decided to go red

It is the best choice you ever made

When you walk into the "Theatre of Dreams"

When you can feel the ghosts of the legends that have been here before

When you score a goal right in front of the Stretford End

When you hear the crowd chanting your name

When your heart beats so strong that it bursts out of your chest

When you feel that you will love them as much as they will love you

You will know, my friend, that finally, you made it home."

He is such a legend

 

[FC Ronaldo]

I didn't watch it but I heard that the Octagon turned into a boxing ring halfway through the show because Zlatan decided that Octagons are stupid.

I watched it and Zlatan being in the audience was the most exciting part.

 

[Lennon7]

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"I have a personal message for Zlatan:

You decided to go red

It is the best choice you ever made

When you walk into the "Theatre of Dreams"

When you can feel the ghosts of the legends that have been here before

When you score a goal right in front of the Stretford End

When you hear the crowd chanting your name

When your heart beats so strong that it bursts out of your chest

When you feel that you will love them as much as they will love you

You will know, my friend, that finally, you made it home."

There should be a thread dedicated solely to these Cantona videos from Eurosport. They're absolutely brilliant.

 

[red4ever 79]

Was half expecting Zlatan to get in the Octagon last night and go toe to toe with Lesnar

 

[carlosp]

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"I have a personal message for Zlatan:

You decided to go red

It is the best choice you ever made

When you walk into the "Theatre of Dreams"

When you can feel the ghosts of the legends that have been here before

When you score a goal right in front of the Stretford End

When you hear the crowd chanting your name

When your heart beats so strong that it bursts out of your chest

When you feel that you will love them as much as they will love you

You will know, my friend, that finally, you made it home."

haha, flip that's funny. LOVE IT!

 

[ottosec]

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His first game will be the reserve game against Salford on 26th, according to Gary Neville.

 

[kps88]

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His first game will be the reserve game against Salford on 26th, according to Gary Neville.

Think he was joking there.

 

[R'hllor]

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His first game will be the reserve game against Salford on 26th, according to Gary Neville.

Those comments ..."Pogba" thing reminds me of "Hodor" in gaming community.

 

[Antisocial]

I didn't watch it but I heard that the Octagon turned into a boxing ring halfway through the show because Zlatan decided that Octagons are stupid.

Was half expecting Zlatan to get in the Octagon last night and go toe to toe with Lesnar

 

[Sean_RedDevil]

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[Sassy Colin]

Pure Zlatan:

'No need to get in shape, I stay in shape!'

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...triker-zlatan-ibrahimovic-posts-a3293911.html

 

[R'hllor]

People shouldnt worry much about Ibra,after all if you are old enough you are good enough.

 

[Bwuk]

Not worried about his age at all. He looks in great physical shape.

Would not surprise me if he's comfortably the most powerful in the squad.