Michael Owen has always been a cringe monster

[ti vu]

Just behind Di Maria as the player I regret most having played for us but I am chuffed he's a Liverpool ambassador and hated even more by their fans than ours. That said he has the charisma of a rotten beansprout.

Michael "cringe monster" Owen top my list. Said it awhile ago, IMO he is the reason we failed to win the title in 2009-10: a unreliable back up. We had a team that capable to challenge for title and push further in CL. One mistake with this back up and we're emptied handed.

Di Maria was never a LVG player. Somebody messed up that transfer, but that's it. We didn't expect much from that season rebuilding (shite. In hindsight) following Moyes' tenure

Meh, I don't really care about his opinion or how he reacts to our goals.

All I know is, he did a decent job for United when he was there, scored some vital goals for us, and didn't once complain about being on the bench.

That's nonsense. He wasn't capable to stay fit for the bench role most of the time to begin with.

 

[Ish]

He doesn't get to me 1 bit. He's simply way too plain/dull to really offend or irritate me tbh.

As @gormless said: some nice moments for United, though I don't even have any affinity towards him as an ex player (he'll always be way more of a Pool and Madrid player to me. Ditto the Toon). That's about it.

 

[yumtum]

He reminds me of the speech from the hangover 2 when Stu's soon to be father in law is comparing him to wet rice.

 

[Sylar]

He doesn't get to me 1 bit. He's simply way too plain/dull to really offend or irritate me tbh.

As @gormless said: some nice moments for United, though I don't even have any affinity towards him as an ex player (he'll always be way more of a Pool and Madrid player to me. Ditto the Toon). That's about it.

This is how i feel. Hes just boring. Im not offended by anything, even when he said Liverpool should kick rashfords ankles.

 

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I've posted this in so many threads

 

[Ish]

This is how i feel. Hes just boring. Im not offended by anything, even when he said Liverpool should kick rashfords ankles.

Aye. Just a massive bunch of indifference is what I feel towards him

 

[UnrelatedPsuedo]

I've posted this in so many threads

Phenomenal.

 

[Paxi]

He's such a scouse bastard.

 

[Bojan11]

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[diarm]

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Isn't that game on tomorrow?

 

[Berbasbullet]

To be fair to him I thought it was tonight this morning.

 

[ti vu]

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Said someone who joined Galaticos project when it was heading downhill in term of team building...

 

[clarkydaz]

 

[tenpoless]

"the" michael owen.

Says it all

 

[Sassy Colin]

Don't see what's wrong with that

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Don't see what's wrong with that

He must have been sat there last night thinking. 'Feck this is a long build up to the game'.

 

[Paxi]

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He’s a spectacular knobber.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

 

[Hoof the ball]

Pochettino looked as cool as feck with the long hair, slimmer face and faint stubble.

 

[Acole9]

He's such a cock.

 

[tenpoless]

dumber than a rock

 

[pascell]

he'd looked less stupid wearing a lacey frock

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

Clean & fresh Michael can do & say what he wants after that derby day winner.

he’s definitely autistic though

 

[hubbuh]

Madrid did plenty to help us, but they put us in a businessmen’s hotel for five months; we had a lovely room, but it was not conducive to playing happy families. Restaurants in Spain do not open until late at night and we could not have our kid staying up to midnight every night. It is just not right when they are two years old. We were putting her down at 7pm, lights off at 7.30, me and my wife would put the one English TV channel on mute while the little one went to sleep.

We would lie there in the pitch black until we dropped off to sleep. It was pretty tough. It was difficult to enjoy. After training, I wanted to go and spend time with the lads, embrace the country. A few times I used to play nine holes of golf with Ronaldo – the Brazilian – and the reserve keeper César Sánchez. I felt really guilty. I knew my wife and daughter would be in the hotel with nothing to do.

Incredible. I'm not convinced Michael Owen is a real person.

 

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[pratyush_utd]

We have to see him every matchday. I switch to YouTube mid game and avoid pre match show because of him.

 

[Tallis]

We have to see him every matchday. I switch to YouTube mid game and avoid pre match show because of him.

Ditto haha.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

First class bellend.

 

[Zen86]

First class bellend.

Clean & fresh gets me every time

 

[Shane88]

Cool.

He is the least cool man ever.

 

[Maluco]

Clean & fresh Michael can do & say what he wants after that derby day winner.

he’s definitely autistic though

I don’t think you should be using this as a derogatory term with a smiley. Normally, I just sigh when I see it, but there is absolutely no need for it here.

 

[Fts 74]

Charismatic deary me.

 

[horsechoker]

"good-looking"

I bet he demanded that one be put in

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

Clean & fresh Michael can do & say what he wants after that derby day winner.

he’s definitely autistic though

Why did I get a warning for this??

 

[Shane88]

Why did I get a warning for this??

Using autistic as an insult is more suited to 4chan than Redcafe.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Why did I get a warning for this??

Not that you said autism, but you think autism is funny or appear to?

 

[Paxi]

Cool

 

[tomaldinho1]

What on earth is this?

 

[Zen86]

What on earth is this?

The famous Michael Owen marketing brochure, released shortly before he moved to us

 

[0le]

Poch looked fecking sensational back then.