Saw this today. It’s an exceptional action film. Truly. It’s way too long of course, incomprehensible and utterly pointless plotwise, and now just an outright wish fulfilment propaganda reel for Tom
"I'm all but basically an evil **** leader now, but ignore all that, coz look, stunts!" Cruise, and his mad messianic invulnerability complex/deathwish, but it is most definitely a truly,
truly exceptional action film.
I’m not entirely sure how we’ve managed to get to 6 whole Mission Impossible films exactly, considering the only one that made any sort of cultural impact whatsoever was the first one (with its iconic dangling harness heist and hilarious Helicopter vs Eurostar finale) and that was over 20 years ago, and not exactly a classic itself... Yet here we are! Four reasonably successful-ish, mostly proficient, cinematically unmemorable movies later, and we're still going! As if by the sheer force of The Crazy Culty Cruister himself... Fair play. I suppose? I get why people are saying its better than the last few Bonds and Bournes (which it undoubtedly is) but I'm not sold on the whole retroactive
"but it's also, like, actually the best action franchise, period" thing...
I mean, usually these kind of multi-decade unkillable franchise films have at least a few culturally durable cinematic moments, don't they? Even if they're just iconically
bad ones. Like an invisible car, or a talking Velociraptor, or Batnipples. Or just all of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And yet I genuinely can't think of anything from the entire M:I franchise, outside of those aforementioned OG moments, that's remained in either my, or seemingly the general public cultural consciousness at all... Which is kinda odd, right? Or am I being dim and forgetful? Maybe Cruise hanging onto that plane in the last one was a bit iconic? Perhaps? Was it parodied or referenced in anything? But even then, that wasn't really memorable due to the scene itself (which was tossed off in the opening act iirc?) so much as the marketing making a huge deal about it being
literally Tom Cruise,
literally hanging onto a plane, u guyz!? Which is basically all anyone knows or cares about these things at this point.
But you know what? If they keep being as batshit entertaining as this one? feck it. Keep 'em coming... Let Crazy Tommy run himself to death for our fleeting forgetful amusement, I say...Hail Xenu!
Nah. No one is interested in the mythology or wider world of this series. It rests entirely on Cruise and the crazy shit he’ll do in the name of X̶e̶n̶u̶ remaining young and relevant. I know people probably said the same about Bond when Connery left, or Star Trek after Shatner, or whatever, but the reboots/recastings that work are almost always the ones with an already interesting and colourful world around them*. When people think of a Bond film they think of a lot more than just Bond himself, for example. Hence why the attempt to start a new Bourne Franchise with Jermery Arrow McArrowman failed... because, like M:I, there was feck all interesting about that world, outside of Matt Damon doing crazy, impressive looking shit for our entertainment...
I mean, can anyone even name another character from
any of these films? Let alone one with a distinguishable charcteristic? Is Ving Rhames a character? Or is he just Ving Rhames in a naff hat getting progressively rounder in a variety of different vans?
Which shouldn’t take away from this tbf, because as many have already said, it’s a genuinely remarkable action film (even more so for being only the 4th film directed by Christopher - I'd already wrote Usual Suspects motherfeckers, what u done!? - McQuarrie... Now a shoe in for a Marvel or Bond gig down the line, surely?)
Anyway, film good.
8/10. Purely for the 4 seriously great actions scenes, and that other one where Cruise just runs around London really fast for ages, without achieving anything.
* in fact this film actually tried to nod to the wider 'M:I' mythos/universe, by making a certain female character, the relative of a character from the original film (very improbably, when you actually think about the timeline, but whatever) and yet I doubt many people picked up on the reference (and judging by the sparcity of search results, couldn't care less either) because there's not really any such thing as a "M:I mythos/universe"... It's
literally just Tom Cruise,
literally hanging onto a plane, u guyz!?